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What if chris had the Midas touch, but instead of gold, everything he touched turned into ham?
He'd wave his attraction sign at her and try and get that magical china.What if Chris met the Blair Witch?
INFINITE RAINBOW SONICHU!Chris would shit his pants, and A-logs everywhere would rejoice.
What if Chris did LSD?
He'd make it to the front door of 14 Branchland Court, then die due to the smell.What if Cole hired a hitman to kill Chris and Barb?
Do you think he gets this from Barb? Meaning, for example, after the house fire, Barb bragged (I forgot to whom, maybe Big Al) about how she was giving the people at the insurance company a run for their money (literally) because they didn't expect her "to be so smart." Her small-town hucksterism is a point of pride for her, so I wonder if that rubs off onto Chris.Chris thinks he's clever as shit.
Superficially there are some similarities, but I think Chris and Barb's overconfidence comes from different places.Do you think he gets this from Barb? Meaning, for example, after the house fire, Barb bragged (I forgot to whom, maybe Big Al) about how she was giving the people at the insurance company a run for their money (literally) because they didn't expect her "to be so smart." Her small-town hucksterism is a point of pride for her, so I wonder if that rubs off onto Chris.
What if Chris came to the realization that there is no god but God, and Muhammad (SAW) is His prophet?
You know, I'm glad recent Chistoriography has focused more on Barb. Until relatively recently a CWCki reader would think Chris is the way he is because he was raised by Bob who was in the Klan.Like, Barb has had a lifetime of manipulating people by being a trashy whore.
You know, I'm glad recent Chistoriography has focused more on Barb. Until relatively recently a CWCki reader would think Chris is the way he is because he was raised by Bob who was in the Klan.
What if Chris was actually The Thing?
What if Chris lived in Chicago?
He'd demand Hungry Mans instead of turkey legs, and would divorce his wives for failing to sire him a daughter named Crystal instead of a son.What if Chris was King Henry VIII of England?
Great Chicago Fire 2: Autistic BoogalooWhat if Chris lived in Chicago?