Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Soapmore]

He's had all of those sorts of moments within fucking frames of a single action.
View attachment 7532838The Zonked out,
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He looks like a fucking cartoon character as of late. It's gotten so bad I've added him to my "Uncanny image" collection. He literally looks like the early stages of a full psychotic breakdown.
It's shocking to think this man used to be a respectable individual.

Slap this coke-buddha face on that photo of Nick in his little Sailor Goon outfit and you will achieve nirvana.

 

[Xander from the Future]

Has it been considered Nick may just have been possessed by a Jamaican djinn?

I have a different Theory. It begins with a Sonichu Medallion from Chris Chan...

Slap this coke-buddha face on that photo of Nick in his little Sailor Goon outfit and you will achieve nirvana.

If you get me the the Sailor goon outfit image, I'll make a golden edit with that face on it.
Also which one? There's so many lmao

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Any idea for why is taking drugs and crashing out now? Is dad stop sending money or anything related to bodycam footage?

Because he is an impatient child and we all knew it wouldn't take that long for him to get back to it.
Life without drugs is so BORING.
And his mommy and daddy saw to it that the county wouldn't cause him any problems.
So might as well get back to it. the PO isn't gonna check in without well and good advanced notice.

Kurt continues to decimate Nick
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From what I've seen of Kurt I Think he is a creepy fat autistic slob.
But compared to nick he is a saint.
And anything Nick would claim he is I would believe Nick is just as easily.
After all Nick is the one actively hanging with creeps like MAPton.

He uses the "Rekieta Law" branding and advertises "Rekieta Law" at the beginning of every stream so it would be absurd to think that these streams are run by "Rekieta Media." The use of branding and advertising is also a factor in piercing the veil.

His whole plan is something a five year old would come up with and the equivalent of going, "I'm rubber, you're glue."
When someone comes at you with legal accusations for court.

Nick, just go full Ralphamale. $20 whippet hits, shittalk all your a-logs all stream, and argue directly with the Farms. You're already half way there, fuck it. Other Lawtubers stole your audience already, are you just gonna take that lying down bish? You don't need to stream trials anymore, you could make more money flying high on galaxy gas if you wanna know the truth about it.

Doing hard drugs on stream always works out for the BossMan, Nick could get away with it too. Especially with mommy and daddy's backing.
Its honestly a good thing he stopped doing drugs on steam man we'd be seething so hard at him flaunting it in front of us.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Here was me, mourning the loss of the Sektur as Ralph descends further into irrelevance and poverty, but right on time, Nick is here to take up the mantle of the Unemployable, Bitter, Washed-Up E-retard.

The Loathsome Dung-Eater Duster Huffer.

 

[Soapmore]

If you get me the the Sailor goon outfit image, I'll make a golden edit with that face on it.
Also which one? There's so many lmao

This is my prized shit-resolution garbage-image. Do what thou wilt.

 

[RotPockets]

Perhaps they both draw too much attention. If you think his patreon makes that much money a month legitimately then I have a beautiful bridge in Brooklyn to sell you.

They are an embarrassment to his unborn child, and it’s also the best decision he has ever made. I wish him the best in spite of everything.

 

[Thiccy Smalls]

That Patreon is super suspicious, especially at this point.

Isn't the guy with the unrealistic income (for taxes) also the same guy who has a library of drugs on hand?

 

[Xander from the Future]

Here was me, mourning the loss of the Sektur as Ralph descends further into irrelevance and poverty, but right on time, Nick is here to take up the mantle of the Unemployable, Bitter, Washed-Up E-retard.

The Loathsome Dung-Eater Duster Huffer.

Ralph is truly washed up, not a drop of entertainment left.
But oh man, Rekieta, he's descending straight into hell. With no survivors. Way more entertaining to watch even if it's all a bit much and fucking insane.

Any idea for why is taking drugs and crashing out now? Is dad stop sending money or anything related to bodycam footage?

The very moment he went off the coke, he started doing Whippets. That's my theory. It's why his personality has declined so rapidly into shit.
What you're seeing now, is him unable to hide even that because he's RAPIDLY damaging his brain now. And it's hit the event horizon where he can't put on the social mask he usually would. Or he just doesn't care anymore because his reputation is already burnt to the fucking ground. So why not? Or it could be that he got cocky that he dodged the guillotine of the actual cam footage. So he's hitting the throttle (Drugs) at full speed while learning NOTHING.

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This is my prized shit-resolution garbage-image. Do what thou wilt.

Thank you fellow alog. I'm gonna make a few edits now lmao.

 

[Xander from the Future]

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This is my prized shit-resolution garbage-image. Do what thou wilt.

Holy fucking shit lmao.
I think my only regret with this edit is that it's too difficult to do that really far lean back he does while zonked out. Might do some more later after breakfast

 

[AnOminous]

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Holy fucking shit lmao. I think my only regret with this edit is that it's too difficult to do that really far lean back he does while zonked out.

Remember when this cocksucking homosexual fruit troon did this, he stole his kids' toys to do it and when one of his daughters was crying about him stealing her toys, he mocked and laughed at her.

 

[Xander from the Future]

Remember when this cocksucking homosexual fruit troon did this, he stole his kids' toys to do it and when one of his daughters was crying about him stealing her toys, he mocked and laughed at her.

The signs were there early...huh. I didn't see that clip, but it doesn't surprise me given the years of modern rekieta.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Kurt’s rise to lawtube superstardom is something I never anticipated and I’m happy for him.

Hopefully Kurt will channel his 'tism to studiously avoid making Nick's mistakes.

 

[Delany's Donkey]

Nick’s current behaviour and strategy IMHO is to simply say outrageous and offensive things to make his enemies “mad”. That’s literally all he is trying to do, no matter how unhinged he comes across as.

Remember after the shower texts when he sperged at Sean because the narrative was that he was “mad”? Being mad at the internet seems to be his loss condition for some reason. It’s why the struggle session with Keanu was such a loss for him. It’s also why he keeps jabbing at Aaron, Kurt and whoever else is the enemy of the day. He’s trying to make them “mad” and sperg out. It’s ineffective and is probably advice from Juju.

This made me realize if nick was on the farms he'd 100% be the kind of guy who spergs out about getting top hats.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

The most evil philosophy I've ever read is: He who can destroy a thing, controls a thing.

Nick can wreck so much much shit he can touch, and the systems around him aren't equipped to deal with it. The people around him aren't equipped. So until something or someone definitively steps on him until he fizzles out, he will continue wrecking relationships, systems, processes, norms, etc.

We really need to evolve our systems to deal with the worst cases: People whose dysfunction undermines civilization itself.

You dare question Mua'dib?

It could also be that Marie's pregnant and Dax doesn't want the child choke slammer whose daughter tested positive anywhere near her or the kid

Dax would bring elated, more like. He does not want the child.

 

[200MB]

This made me realize if nick was on the farms he'd 100% be the kind of guy who spergs out about getting top hats.

"I see you rated me mati, but I think you have me all wrong. Let's talk this out in DMs."

 

[Grayback]

Nick admitted that he's going to do lawfare against Aaron. Can Aaron therefore use that in future legal action against him to show malicious intent?

I believe so.
This was one of the elements in the Hughes v. Benjamin case that led the judge to conclude that Akilah Hughes's lawsuit was malicious.
Because of that, she lost and had to pay Carl's legal fees.

 

[Xander from the Future]

I believe so.
This was one of the elements in the Hughes v. Benjamin case that led the judge to conclude that Akilah Hughes's lawsuit was malicious.
Because of that, she lost and had to pay Carl's legal fees.

I mean another great example of that is the Jobst v. Mitchell's case recently.
Karl Jobst not only lied, but actively made directed statements of malicious intent at Billy (Twitter, Discord, Youtube video and comments) and it was directly cited in the case as a reason why he lost.

 

[Butwhythough2]

"I see you rated me mati, but I think you have me all wrong. Let's talk this out in DMs."

"While in the shower"

 

[Delany's Donkey]

"I see you rated me mati, but I think you have me all wrong. Let's talk this out in DMs."

Your profile page 3 mins after you don't reply.

Cokehead Cuck69:
I hope you die a slow and agonizing death

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick would be one of the group dm gooners sending polycule pics and porn he's jerking to