Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Owlbear]

45,000 people waiting for Runkle to ask them about futa balls

Imagine if Nick weren't a degenerate junkie. This would have been on Nick's channel and they would have had to answer that.

 

[Niggernerd]

Almost to 10k. Thanks Nick for being a weird faggot

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Somehow Rekieta "law" was not included. Maybe if there is litigation in the future on casseroles, Nick might get a +1.

"Rekieta Cooking and Cucking", that's more like it.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Alessi just called out the Ham Sandwich meme! Sean vindicated!!!

No balldo references, Nick still blown out like his asshole.
(Edit to add: it could have been about the ARCA ham sandwich, but I think in the context it was Sean.)

 

[Potentially Criminal]

I imagine there's also some legal niggerdry in not being able to publicly disclose that Nick is a BROKE ASS GOBLIN BODIED NIGGA that can't afford $1k/hr anymore. Would like to hear from a practicing attorney though;

@Potentially Criminal Could you clue us in? Is Randazza not allowed to publicly say that the Law Pope is legally BROKE(DICK)?

You can do a read between the lines thing with your motions if you ever see:

"the client fails substantially to fulfill an obligation to the lawyer regarding the lawyer's services and has been given reasonable warning that the lawyer will withdraw unless the obligation is fulfilled"

That's typically what is called a "Rule 1"* violation when you may speak off the record with the court. The old timer judges love that joke as much as "Mr. Green is unavailable"


*Rule 1 is: get paid

Ian asked about how social media impacted the trial. David mentioned they had the team looking at stuff and took ideas from it. Bob gave call outs to having watched Ian, Andrea, and several others that he was watching to see unique perspectives. (Sorry Sean, no direct call-out for you.)

Calling Hank Brennan a "faggot" to his face is something they already thought about before they listened to me. I like to think I provide insight, but I doubt those guys could glean much from a 105iq attorney

 

[AnOminous]

3 years ago, this would have been Nick

But what is Nick doing instead?

Oh yeah, huffing Galaxy Gas and ramming dildos up his ass. Great jerb Nick.

 

[Potentially Criminal]

But what is Nick doing instead?

Oh yeah, huffing Galaxy Gas and ramming dildos up his ass. Great jerb Nick.

Imagine his response when they started waxing about their kids and how much they missed them the past few months.

 

[Lurking9e9]

3 days since he promised to stream his enlightening thoughts on the Karen Read verdict.

Is this the next 5k Locals gift or 20 Locals streams??

 

[Angry Shoes]

However, I think Nick's built of house of lies around not just the footage but his arrest and conviction, and having the footage displayed and analyzed, as you suggest, will break him. His lies across the year+ will come to light, and some of the dumber followers will break ranks. It may also be he's promised to April or maybe even Kayla it won't come out, and this could be the last straw for either or both of them with Nick.

If the footage ends up coming out I will be genuinely concerned for the safety of his family. Especially after seeing how hard he blew up at Keanwho over some light questioning.

 

[Shagedan]

Oof nick getting the ralph treatment
"Sorry, nick, my arm blew up ACK ACK ACK"

It’s getting scary how much Nick resembles Ralph these days. In a few years we’re going to get the April/Nick sextape where he samples her period blood, and Null will have no choice but to shut down the farms for good just to spare mankind.

It’s like Tiber Septim mantling Lorkhan. Does Nick just become the Rekietamale and Ralph disappears in a few years?

 

[Beavis]

I don't know his motivation but yes, he did that. He put it in a legal filing that Nick is committing crimes.

The best representation $1,000 an hour can buy!

Wasn’t Nick begging Runkle to stream with him last week?

 

[AnOminous]

The best representation $1,000 an hour can buy!

Wasn’t Nick begging Runkle to stream with him last week?

Nobody wants to debase themselves by streaming with a degraded, degenerate crackhead piece of shit.

 

[3MMA]

Nobody wants to debase themselves by streaming with a degraded, degenerate crackhead piece of shit.

Nick failed the audition with Branca, & now he’s on the outside looking in.

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

That said, he's seriously breakdancing back and forth over the line with his continued misrepresentations to the public that he actually is a lawyer at this point, because he isn't. The CLE shit would be relatively minor, but his obvious intention to continue portraying himself as a lawyer (including in legal filings) and, way worse, holding himself out as "practicing law" (literally admitting to a crime), while claiming a dissolved corporation that he isn't legally even allowed to have an ownership in, very well may be in discipline territory

So, do you guys think he might abandon his Rekieta Law channel and create a new one? I ask because of the quote above, the whole diddleverse stuff and Nick arguing with his live chat, whittling it down to a-logs and the living dead.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

So, do you guys think he might abandon his Rekieta Law channel and create a new one? I ask because of the quote above, the whole diddleverse stuff and Nick arguing with his live chat, whittling it down to a-logs and the living dead.

I don't think so. If he does it we will know how many active subscribers he has. I don't think he would be happy about it.

 

[Burt Macklin]

I'll do you one better. Behold:

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This man enjoyed this way too much is where you know he's for sure a closet faggot. The way he says QUEEN........ He hasn't smiled like that...... ever.

Runkle of the Bailey landed the first interview of part of Karen Read's defense team (before the networks or even Court TV). 30k watching him and the chat is running like a machinegun.

3 years ago, this would have been Nick

Nick would have found some way to fuck it up tho. Just like everything else in life.

But have you had sex with Our Wife?

No. Sean was making sandwiches for our wife. Get it right you stupid fucking Denny's cop.

3 days since he promised to stream his enlightening thoughts on the Karen Read verdict.

Did he finally realize no one gives a fuck about what he has to say on trials? Did the "everyone realizes I know shit about the law" finally hit him in his last nitrous unicorn ride?

 

[AnOminous]

So, do you guys think he might abandon his Rekieta Law channel and create a new one? I ask because of the quote above, the whole diddleverse stuff and Nick arguing with his live chat, whittling it down to a-logs and the living dead.

What is he going to do, relabel his channel as cocksucking faggot homosexual Rekieta cuck channel? I mean that's basically what he is but will he ever admit it?

 

[DemsBNutz]

So, do you guys think he might abandon his Rekieta Law channel and create a new one? I ask because of the quote above, the whole diddleverse stuff and Nick arguing with his live chat, whittling it down to a-logs and the living dead.

Perhaps he can buy the funimation name from sony. Cumming full Circle making it once again the most hated brand name in cuckatainment.

 

[RotPockets]

So, do you guys think he might abandon his Rekieta Law channel and create a new one? I ask because of the quote above, the whole diddleverse stuff and Nick arguing with his live chat, whittling it down to a-logs and the living dead.

Rekieta Tech USA or “RTU Tech” for short, he can start by reviewing that dust covered Wacom tablet. I heard that name is available.

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

But have you had sex with Our Wife?

I mean, who hasn't by this point? She's a cheap sllaaaaag

Nick chose his bed, but he's struggling against lying in it.

Underated comment. Very eloquent and precise
@Dixieland Buckaroo
Agreed. Wouldn't let me quote you. Have faith in the slobbermutt. Hardin will get it. Nick is a loser and never wins. The courts will rule correctly on it.