DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Big Brown Schlub]

IMO his highest point would be around 90ish. The thing about Catholic schools (and other religious ones) you don’t have to be smart to get in. You just need to have the money. The student body is small with kids who really don’t care. I believe Phil got valedictorian from having very little competition. These kids are from rich families, so why should they care about good grades? Daddy can buy them into any school they want. That’s why Phil went into a racist rant about how he didn’t get into the college he wanted ‘cause of his skin color not because he’s a brain dead ‘tard. Honestly, if he went to a public school, he wouldn’t have been valedictorian, he would have been in special Ed.

Even if we ignore him going to private school, he was obviously a student who was really good at cramming and repeating shit back to the teachers. When I went to uni there were some people like him, they didn't go to private school but they were all kids with my country's equivalent of a 4.0 GPA. Since (some) tertiary education requires a different kind of learning, one where you actually have to grasp and understand what you're doing rather than just repeating back shit in the textbook, those kids floundered and ended up either dropping out or switching to a braindead major that's just high school 2.0. Piggy did the same, he originally went for CS but then switched to business finance after he couldn't hack it at all in CS.

 

[Switch Mongo]

As far as the "street smart" part, he's very sheltered. He has no knowledge of the real world because he actively avoids it. He gets his views from whatever his parents taught him and from Twitter.

Any street smarts he does have he must have learned playing grand theft auto and the like. *sips drink* …okay

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

definitely stupid but what makes him stupid isn't his iq or his level of intelligence, it's the fact he doesn't do research on anything or doesnt seek knowledge anywhere.

Phail lacks curiosity and imagination. As seen in his gameplay, he doesn't appear to have problem-solving skills. He can't adapt quickly, if at all. Phail doesn't seem to understand cause and effect as related to games. The ultimate pattern player, he can't improvise or strategize.

I'm not sure he's smart enough to know how limited he is.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Phil has no natural curiosity, which can be a sign of low intelligence. Not a necessarily a sign of low intelligence, but a sign of being miserable is Phil’s lack of hobbies. He is afraid of the world. Afraid of the imaginary trolls that hang out just beyond the borders of his gated community. He has no hobbies, just a crippling, lame as hell addiction that robs him of his future.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Even if we ignore him going to private school, he was obviously a student who was really good at cramming and repeating shit back to the teachers. When I went to uni there were some people like him, they didn't go to private school but they were all kids with my country's equivalent of a 4.0 GPA. Since (some) tertiary education requires a different kind of learning, one where you actually have to grasp and understand what you're doing rather than just repeating back shit in the textbook, those kids floundered and ended up either dropping out or switching to a braindead major that's just high school 2.0. Piggy did the same, he originally went for CS but then switched to business finance after he couldn't hack it at all in CS.

Phil has clearly had severe cognitive decline in the last 15 years. His wet brain, isolation and lack of challenge have rotten his mind. He was probably a smarter Phil in high school

 

[Whaler]

Someone needs to ask him how he would feel if he didn't have breakfast today...

He's been asked two hypothetical questions recently and both ended the same way. The first was "What would you do if Youtube demonitized your channel?" and his reponse was "Why would Youtube demonitize my channel? I haven't broken any rules and I don't insult or harm people" or some equivilant of the sort. The other one was what would he do if he was somewhere and a shirtless George Clooney tried to shake his hand and it was the same retarded shit of "Why would I see a shirtless George Clooney? I don't hang out anywhere that would put me in a position to meet him." He doesn't want to think about things like that, too much work.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Phil is a fucking retard, and always has been. He’s also a failure, even though the universe has tried EVERYTHING to give him tools not to be.

It’s more interesting to discuss, on a grand scale, just how much he really has squandered. Literally more than a million dollars of straight money in the last 15 years:

A possible cushy job provided by your father where all you had to do was not be completely worthless.

An Asian-style 18 year old (who was arguably somewhat attractive) who was obsessed with him whom he may not have even fucked.

A bankruptcy overseen by actual retards.

A decent townhouse whose value (iirc) has gone considerably up in value, but since you’re a lazy bitch who has no idea to be a man, has shit breaking everywhere and is most likely a barely inhabitable dump.

Trolls who 99.9% of the time just laugh at you and don’t fuck with you directly, even though you’re a massive prick.

It’s genuinely impressive how much of a failure he really is.

 

[neger psykolog]

Phil is a fucking retard, and always has been. He’s also a failure, even though the universe has tried EVERYTHING to give him tools not to be.

It’s more interesting to discuss, on a grand scale, just how much he really has squandered. Literally more than a million dollars of straight money in the last 15 years:

A possible cushy job provided by your father where all you had to do was not be completely worthless.

An Asian-style 18 year old (who was arguably somewhat attractive) who was obsessed with him whom he may not have even fucked.

A bankruptcy overseen by actual retards.

A decent townhouse whose value (iirc) has gone considerably up in value, but since you’re a lazy bitch who has no idea to be a man, has shit breaking everywhere and is most likely a barely inhabitable dump.

Trolls who 99.9% of the time just laugh at you and don’t fuck with you directly, even though you’re a massive prick.

It’s genuinely impressive how much of a failure he really is.

I'm here for the Biff Tannen arc when he's old and miserable and goes to the future to steal a book which lets him come back to now and become unimaginably rich and retarded or whatever the fuck happened in Black to the Future:

 

[San Dimas High School]

Someone needs to ask him how he would feel if he didn't have breakfast today...

He was asked, and flubbed around with it before someone explained the meme to him. Hard for me to find it. He talks about his breakfast a lot unsurprisingly.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Phil is a fucking retard, and always has been. He’s also a failure, even though the universe has tried EVERYTHING to give him tools not to be.

It’s more interesting to discuss, on a grand scale, just how much he really has squandered. Literally more than a million dollars of straight money in the last 15 years:

A possible cushy job provided by your father where all you had to do was not be completely worthless.

An Asian-style 18 year old (who was arguably somewhat attractive) who was obsessed with him whom he may not have even fucked.

A bankruptcy overseen by actual retards.

A decent townhouse whose value (iirc) has gone considerably up in value, but since you’re a lazy bitch who has no idea to be a man, has shit breaking everywhere and is most likely a barely inhabitable dump.

Trolls who 99.9% of the time just laugh at you and don’t fuck with you directly, even though you’re a massive prick.

It’s genuinely impressive how much of a failure he really is.

Don't forget being gifted a huge Youtube channel in its early days that any idiot could have turned into success in various ways.

 

[Irredemable Retardation]

Phil is a fucking retard, and always has been. He’s also a failure, even though the universe has tried EVERYTHING to give him tools not to be.

It’s more interesting to discuss, on a grand scale, just how much he really has squandered. Literally more than a million dollars of straight money in the last 15 years:

A possible cushy job provided by your father where all you had to do was not be completely worthless.

An Asian-style 18 year old (who was arguably somewhat attractive) who was obsessed with him whom he may not have even fucked.

A bankruptcy overseen by actual retards.

A decent townhouse whose value (iirc) has gone considerably up in value, but since you’re a lazy bitch who has no idea to be a man, has shit breaking everywhere and is most likely a barely inhabitable dump.

Trolls who 99.9% of the time just laugh at you and don’t fuck with you directly, even though you’re a massive prick.

It’s genuinely impressive how much of a failure he really is.

It's funny to me to think that Phil could have failed upwards considerably if he was not such a stubborn narc obsessed with skinwalking adulthood, even if still lazy and retarded, like the job he got through nepotism.

 

[Balr0g]

Don't forget being gifted a huge Youtube channel in its early days that any idiot could have turned into success in various ways.

Funniest thing is he himself said he took youtube seriously in 2016 or 2017 if i remember correctly

 

[ShiningBrightly]

its pretty obvious from his gameplay that he is fucking stupid as hell. like others have mentioned he seems to have 0 problem solving ability and mostly relies on chat to tell him how to do anything.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Not a necessarily a sign of low intelligence, but a sign of being miserable is Phil’s lack of hobbies. He is afraid of the world. Afraid of the imaginary trolls that hang out just beyond the birders of his gated community. He has no hobbies, just a crippling, lame as hell addiction that robs him of his future.

He's got what some would call "Old church lady" syndrome. In essence, all he knows is Scripture (Play games poorly for money) and to socialize with the church goers (Talk to the scycophants who know less then he does).

He killed off his imagination, is rational thought process, in favour of stuffing his head with what he only needs to survive until he dies, and just like these old women he lacks all forms of artistic expression, I would wager my right arm that if he where asked to imagine anything new or something random, he couldn't, not for all the super berries in the world.

I'm here for the Biff Tannen arc when he's old and miserable and goes to the future to steal a book which lets him come back to now and become unimaginably rich and retarded or whatever the fuck happened in Black to the Future:
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He'd fuck it up somehow lmao, I'd bet it would end up like the south park cartman scene and he'd fuck his life up even worse.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

I was waiting for this shit and saw it coming; Phil is just THAT fucking predictable.

Phil, TIHYDPs are transformative. They're heavily edited, with some of them even opening with the satire/parody clause. Many of the channels aren't even monetized.

And if this DOES pass, then his react channel is also affected, because his videos are about as transformative as any trash that Frogan puts out, where it's just his fat face laughing at a video while he stops the vid and says something incredibly retarded. What money that channel made would be immediately lost. What a massive retard.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Even if we ignore him going to private school, he was obviously a student who was really good at cramming and repeating shit back to the teachers. When I went to uni there were some people like him, they didn't go to private school but they were all kids with my country's equivalent of a 4.0 GPA. Since (some) tertiary education requires a different kind of learning, one where you actually have to grasp and understand what you're doing rather than just repeating back shit in the textbook, those kids floundered and ended up either dropping out or switching to a braindead major that's just high school 2.0. Piggy did the same, he originally went for CS but then switched to business finance after he couldn't hack it at all in CS.

It's very interesting how much his highschool education got most of the spotlight but no one has really looked into how his education was K-8. I really do wonder if he had special classes to take and why he had to get put on a bunch of meds to fix him in highschool that allowed him to just learn to game it by the equivalent of looking at video game guides, allah teh back of the textbook.

There is a huge chunk of his adolescence missing and theres no way we can really believe him because that story of puttin the toy back on the shelf when it was time to go because hes a good ol boy was 100% just bullshit that never happened.

 

[Irredemable Retardation]

Lol does he even give a fuck at this point? His xitter profile picture now looks like a child molester.

 

[northamericanape]

It's very interesting how much his highschool education got most of the spotlight but no one has really looked into how his education was K-8. I really do wonder if he had special classes to take and why he had to get put on a bunch of meds to fix him in highschool that allowed him to just learn to game it by the equivalent of looking at video game guides, allah teh back of the textbook.

There is a huge chunk of his adolescence missing and theres no way we can really believe him because that story of puttin the toy back on the shelf when it was time to go because hes a good ol boy was 100% just bullshit that never happened.

I wonder if the retard had an IEP, he would've been able to take tests alone, longer time on tests, use things other students wouldn't be allowed etc wouldn't surprise me if Mother Pig pushed for that. Especially considering the "cocktail of medications" he had to take.

 

[Telemeter]

He makes $100k a year because of his stupidity. If he was some normal guy no one would pay attention to him. And for anyone doubting his lack of intelligence, we are talking about the person who said the real world isn't in 3D.

He makes $100k a year cause he's a beggar with a bigger platform than the walking traffic of a parking lot.

Beggars themselves are actually rarely bad off, their average income is higher than minimum wage and they pay no taxes.

I was waiting for this shit and saw it coming; Phil is just THAT fucking predictable.

Phil, TIHYDPs are transformative. They're heavily edited, with some of them even opening with the satire/parody clause. Many of the channels aren't even monetized.

And if this DOES pass, then his react channel is also affected, because his videos are about as transformative as any trash that Frogan puts out, where it's just his fat face laughing at a video while he stops the vid and says something incredibly retarded. What money that channel made would be immediately lost. What a massive retard.

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LOL.

1. Ethan setup a copyright trap to set these commies up to go against the same legal framework that protects Hollywood movies, he's not setting up a precedent, he's using what's already there.
2. Phil gains nothing from Ethan's lawsuit and Ethan is not going to sue the detractors for Phil.
3. The only detractor Phil might have a case against is Raw Phil, whose channel is not monetized, and because Phil deletes all his streams, Raw Phil actually has the oldest publicly available copy of any kahntent he hosts.
4. Phil is not going to sue anyone. This is the guy who thinks the fucking Amazon Return process is too hard and labor intensive, so he just eats the losses and tosses things he doesn't want in the garage/closet.

 

[Whaler]

A decent townhouse whose value (iirc) has gone considerably up in value, but since you’re a lazy bitch who has no idea to be a man, has shit breaking everywhere and is most likely a barely inhabitable dump.

The area where his Condo is had the value go up, but each building/unit needs to be inspected for the actual value to be adjusted. He has two major health hazards going on in his Condo. The mold problem that has been left untouched for years, and the stockpile of DoorDash containers and used cat litter, which could possibly tank the value if it's bad enough.

Black to the Future:

User name checks out.

3. The only detractor Phil might have a case against is Raw Phil, whose channel is not monetized, and because Phil deletes all his streams, Raw Phil actually has the oldest publicly available copy of any kahntent he hosts.

He won't have a case against any of them because in Phils own words all the detractor channels use edited clips that are designed to make him look bad and spread lies about him. Can't be stolen unedited content if the content is edited to remove the context and full of lies to make him look bad.