DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Hamster]

I was waiting for this shit and saw it coming; Phil is just THAT fucking predictable.

Phil, TIHYDPs are transformative. They're heavily edited, with some of them even opening with the satire/parody clause. Many of the channels aren't even monetized.

And if this DOES pass, then his react channel is also affected, because his videos are about as transformative as any trash that Frogan puts out, where it's just his fat face laughing at a video while he stops the vid and says something incredibly retarded. What money that channel made would be immediately lost. What a massive retard.

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[Balr0g]

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BTW wasn't that proven false when he made a pnaicvideo to show his Youtube strike list? And what do you know it contained RawPhil. Also he doesn't even own the trademark to his "brand" anymore. If some troll has it he would have to pay the troll fees (now that would be funny)

 

[neger psykolog]

BTW wasn't that proven false when he made a pnaicvideo to show his Youtube strike list? And what do you know it contained RawPhil. Also he doesn't even own the trademark to his "brand" anymore. If some troll has it he would have to pay the troll fees (now that would be funny)

YouTube claims/reports/strikes are not DMCA complaints. They're just a system that YouTube built in to their platform to avoid the legal headache of DMCA complaints (though they still have to comply with DMCA complaints just as any platform does).

The DMCA complaint statement he made I think was about whatever retard was DMCAing the fuck out of Twitter accounts anyway, it wasn't to do with YouTube.

 

[Malcolm X]

He's been asked two hypothetical questions recently and both ended the same way...He doesn't want to think about things like that, too much work.

I don't think it's about it being too much work (although our pig does hate thinking). I think he's genuinely unable to think that abstractly. You could walk him through each step and he could get it, but he can't put the pieces together himself.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

BTW wasn't that proven false when he made a pnaicvideo to show his Youtube strike list? And what do you know it contained RawPhil. Also he doesn't even own the trademark to his "brand" anymore. If some troll has it he would have to pay the troll fees (now that would be funny)

He also recently(2 years ago now? Never mind) showed off his claim list, but it wasn't the main channel's. As Memeology might put into one of his vids to remind the autists in his audience what emotion they need to respond with, "hmmmm..."
I always love his streams where he tries to prove he doesn't do reprehensible shit, it's like a child trying to hide that they broke a potted plant by hiding it under a carpet. My favorite is the stream where to "prove his haters wrong" he showed a tiny strip of paper that was completely illegible for .1 seconds to the camera while getting fake-angry.

 

[Mysterious Figure]

I was waiting for this shit and saw it coming; Phil is just THAT fucking predictable.

Phil, TIHYDPs are transformative. They're heavily edited, with some of them even opening with the satire/parody clause. Many of the channels aren't even monetized.

And if this DOES pass, then his react channel is also affected, because his videos are about as transformative as any trash that Frogan puts out, where it's just his fat face laughing at a video while he stops the vid and says something incredibly retarded. What money that channel made would be immediately lost. What a massive retard.

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I think the videos would be better protected under commentary if they added Youtube comments back into the videos. They used to do this before Phil blocked comments for the longest time.

 

[Fapcop]

Even if we ignore him going to private school, he was obviously a student who was really good at cramming and repeating shit back to the teachers

Buddy what the fuck are you even going on about?

Phil didn’t go to some exclusive, private magnet school for the gifted, lol!

He want to a low tier school full of niggers, where showing up was enough to get you a B, and not calling the teacher a fucking cracker probably got you an A.

Why in the fuck are even discussing whether Phil is some savant instead of a just a moron who maxed out his Luck stat?

The guy is clearly dumb as a brick shithouse.

What is intelligence? It’s not just memorizing things or knowing things, it can be summed up as problem solving skills. Which is basically what an IQ test measures.

And what do we see, when we watch Phil play? Absolutely zero problem solving skills. In game after game, he just keeps running into the same brick wall until someone tells him what to do. And once he thinks he figured it out, he keeps doing the same thing over and over until the meta changes.

That’s not laziness, that’s low fucking IQ.

Also note his lack of skill at multitasking. In any game, a task that involved multiple button presses or paying attention to 2 or 3 things, Phil fails miserably.

Yeah, he’s dumb. Probably one of the dumbest cows that exist. Probably dumber than Chris Chan, though far less gullible.

 

[Lord_Point]

So phil is definitely a sub 80 IQ retard but he IS able to entertain hypotheticals in weird ways.

For instance when he was asked "what should I do when moving to a new area"
He responded with "Go out into the road and shout white power!"

Or when asked "What should one do if there is a male celebrity in X situation"
He responded with "Have sex with attractive male celebrity"

Now why does his brain only seem to kick into overdrive when entertaining fantasies of fucking other men? I couldnt tell you! (I can tell you and its because hes a fat homosexual)

 

[Elite Kipchak]

can I just say I love the day off debates. even if he is indisputably, objectively, irrefutably a homosexual low iq depressed right wing alcoholic that only occasionally fakes tips and has never had sex.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Buddy what the fuck are you even going on about?

Imagine saying this to the "DSP is low IQ" claim's strongest and most fanatical soldier. I get no respect...

 

[Fapcop]

Imagine saying this to the "DSP is low IQ" claim's strongest and most fanatical soldier. I get no respect...

Sorry buddy, but that claim about DSP cramming and sitting with his finger up in class constantly just triggered me.

DSP cramming? Surely we can agree on DSP being a lazy fuck. The closest he probably ever come to cramming, was reading a few of the pages, before taking a quick wank to the Hulkster and running down to the arcade.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

DSP cramming? Surely we can agree on DSP being a lazy fuck. The closest he probably ever come to cramming, was reading a few of the pages, before taking a quick wank to the Hulkster and running down to the arcade.

I agree on that but I can imagine Linda (and maybe also Dave) forcing him to study all the time. If it weren't for them he probably would never even take a glance at a textbook, let alone study.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

It was probably pig roach luck, they accidentally gave him a test meant for 5 year olds.

 

[Mature Adult]

Since were on the subject of DSP's academics, DSP failing at simple geography always gets me to laugh. Who the fuck doesn't know where Michigan is?

 

[Pargon]

can I just say I love the day off debates. even if he is indisputably, objectively, irrefutably a homosexual low iq depressed right wing alcoholic that only occasionally fakes tips and has never had sex.

Don’t forget low-T!

(I really wanted to make a low-testosterone/T is dead [because Phil shot and killed him behind an Arby’s in 1992] joke but eh)

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

let’s see what ChatGPT is capable of pulling out of its ass for us.

Alright, buckle up—here’s how a sandwich shop works, framed through the lens of a DarksydePhil (DSP) analogy:

Imagine DSP opens a sandwich shop.

1. Opening Day

He sits behind the counter with a webcam pointed at him and says:

“Alright guys, welcome to the Sandwich Stream. We’re making sandwiches today—chill vibes only, no drama, okay?”

There’s a huge line of hungry customers waiting, but he spends the first 45 minutes talking about how the sandwich industry is corrupt, how other sandwich shops get unfair boosts from Twitch Prime, and how no one appreciates how hard it is to run a sandwich shop alone.

2. Sandwich Construction

Someone finally orders a basic turkey sandwich.

DSP says:

“Alright, let’s try to make this, I don’t really know how the new bread system works, but we’ll see what happens.”

He puts the turkey on top of the bread, then slaps a slice of cheese on the counter next to it.

The customer is confused. DSP shrugs:

“That’s just how I do it. If you don’t like it, go watch Subway or some crap.”

3. Tips & Interaction

After handing out the “sandwich,” he turns to camera:

“So we’re two hours into the stream, and only $5 in tips? Guys, I need tips to keep the sandwich shop open. No tips, no sandwiches. That’s just how it works.”

He points to a tips goal thermometer:

• $50: He puts on a silly chef hat.
• $100: He puts on a sandwich-themed vest.
• $150: He pretends to be a pickle.

4. Customer Feedback

If a customer politely asks if he can try using mustard next time, DSP bans them and rants:

“You come into my shop and tell me how to make sandwiches? Get out. These trolls are ruining the sandwich experience for everyone.”

5. Blame Game

If the bread falls on the floor, he glares at the dough:

“That’s not my fault. The bread system is broken. The yeast is against me. No other sandwich maker has to deal with this garbage.”

Later, he uploads the clip titled:

“Unfair Bread Mechanics RUIN My Sandwich”

6. End of Day

He closes the shop early and uploads a 20-minute vlog called “Why I’m Thinking of Quitting Sandwich Making (Not Clickbait)”—but reopens the next day like nothing happened.

In conclusion, a DSP-style sandwich shop is:

• 10% sandwich
• 30% ranting about sandwich politics
• 60% tip-driven performance art
• And somehow, still open because a few loyal patrons really like watching it burn.

Want me to make a parody menu next?

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

can I just say I love the day off debates. even if he is indisputably, objectively, irrefutably a homosexual low iq depressed right wing alcoholic that only occasionally fakes tips and has never had sex.

I find it funny that this is like the second or third time I start the autistic day-off debate but neger is still the one who gets shit for it.

Spoiler: Some final autistic thoughts on this topic

My point still stands, Phil is remarkably stupid and non-intelligent, even amongst the dumbest lolcows. When it comes to self-awareness, he rivals Chris-Chan, a heavily low-functionting autistic person. I disagree with people saying Rekieta or Boogie are worse, because Rekieta at least got a law degree, so despite what he's become today, at one point he was vastly more educated and intelligent than Phil (mind you, I know nothing about Rekieta beyond what a basic Google search gave me, so I expect someone to correct me that he got his degree from some bullshit correspondance school or something like that).
Boogie was a master manipulator for like a decade, he knew how to pull people's strings to make them feel sorry for himself. That alone shows a level of emotional intelligence, because as we know, polically and ideologically, his fence-sitting proved he was a dumbfuck. The only reason he doesn't do it now is because he was caught faking cancer, but he still shows some business acumen by becoming Keemstar's dancing retard. He at least understands that this is the best thing he can do.
I recently saw this moment from Wings talking about how black month history shouldn't exist (no political sperging, pls) and while his reasoning is downright fucking retarded, he can at least form an opinion based on what he believes. I just don't see Phil doing this because he just mindlessly parrots what other people say but doesn't seem to understand that idea. That or he's flip-flopping his ideas based on what benefits him at the moment.

Mind you, I'm not saying any of these people are smart in any capacity, obviously they're dumb retards, but there is a shred of something that resembles cognitive function, even if it is basic. If I say that this or that lolcow shows signs of intelligence, I'm saying it the same way it's impressive that a chimpanzee can use tools or masturbates after losing a fight to feel better. Speaking of chimps, we have LTG, who I believe is probably the closest to Phil as both share some traits: huge ego, believing to be geniuses, but also have absolutely zero interest in learning. The only reason I'd give LTG an edge is because, just by sheer virtue of not being a heavy drinker and doing some physical activity, his brain isn't as fried as Phil's (they're almost the same age, btw).

The only problem is that all of these people are either inbred redneck trash (Wings) or just low-income ghetto niggers (LTG) so at some point you realize that these people never had a chance. But Phil? He legit has no reason to be this dumb, he had access to higher education and professional growth through nepotism, so the idea that his intelligence is more akin to someone with literal mental problems kinda cements just how bad he is. People praise the way he can squeeze his dents for money, but I sincerely don't think it's something he does intentionally. If I didn't know Phil and saw the way he begs and guilt trips his audience, I'd believe he's 100% versed in how to operate a cult and gives seminars to other cult leaders because he's so natural you cannot help but think there has to be some level of awareness there.

But no, I truly think that Phil believes everything he says. I don't think he deep down knows he's a joke but fakes it to get money, I think he is simply convinced he's that good and brute forces his delusion on others to the point you even have to wonder if he's actually right. If someone told you dead serious that there's an object on the sky, and insisted on it for years without hesitation, I think at one point you're prone to think "is there really something in the sky?" because it would be easier to accept over someone being this fucking stupid. That's why I don't buy that Phil squeezing his dents for money is proof of his intelligence.

His lack of curiosity also borderlines in inhuman. The way he often refuses to even understand anything he doesn't get and just dismisses it as not making any sense legit defies human nature. I'd say Phil's mentality is more similar to a peasant from the VIII century, but it's even worse. If peasant Phil saw his horse getting the plague, he wouldn't even think of witchcraft, he'd just go "huuuh? what happened? I didn't do anything, this doesn't make any sense!"

 

[Whaler]

Since were on the subject of DSP's academics, DSP failing at simple geography always gets me to laugh. Who the fuck doesn't know where Michigan is?

I still laugh at him claiming he knows nothing about European countries because he lives in the US and it's not fair, but then knows very little about the United States, while he still managed to suck at it despite having the information next to him on a computer. I played this game (and still occasionally go back to it) and still think about how retarded he is for this.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

find it funny that this is like the second or third time I start the autistic day-off debate but neger is still the one who gets shit for it.

Deserved. You only tip a few times a year. @neger psykolog has one of the tugboat flotilla named after him.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Retard is trying to start shit with Button Check again regarding the FGC. I guess the whole thing about Phil not caring and not wanting to be involved with the FGC is another retcon...