"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Sneedmiser]

I've never seen Kasseri, Blue Stilton, Fontina, or Mascarpone anywhere in the US and I do look.

Mascarpone lives with ricotta and cream cheese, it's pretty common outside of swamps, I guess.

 

[DavidS877]

And yes, not having cheeses made with milk from special breeds of cows that feed on special turfs is part of the lack of variety. I've never seen Kasseri, Blue Stilton, Fontina, or Mascarpone anywhere in the US and I do look.

If I had seen this I would have double checked in person, but my local Kroger website says:
No to Kasseri.
Probably to Blue Stilton

Boar's Head Fontina, so no idea how close it is to 'real' but should exist in many places.

Yes to Mascarpone


This is a Kroger chain store, but not Kroger, in the ass-end of nowhere.
Now, no idea if these are "Proper" versions of their specific cheese or American knockoffs.

 

[Legalize Asbestos]

Checked the VOD, looks like a rando just gifted you one for the memes.
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Spoiler: "Jersh'

 

[Airstrip One]

I think that when you speak the word 'testicles' more times in a live stream than the word 'support' then that might be the root or, in this case, the taint of the problem.

Let's see if YouTube will allow this video to play on the site or if it will be blocked for for copyright reasons that are gayer than great Cthulhu chasing after a boat load of sailors during pride month.

The Armstrong and Miller Show | Hitler Has Only Got One Ball

 

[Dull Pencil]

kf server upgrade is this weekend, I can't.

Oh ok. Maybe next week then.

 

[Sneedmiser]

No to Kasseri.

Kasseri is basically exclusive to Europe AFAIK, you might find it in a Middle Eastern grocer but that's about it.

 

[No-Eyed Square Guy]

Kasseri is basically exclusive to Europe AFAIK, you might find it in a Middle Eastern grocer but that's about it.

Kasseri is available at the ghetto grocery in my increasingly muttified American neighborhood (used to be a rich Jew 'hood, so that's why I'm here).

I don't know what brand it is, but its logo, in some illegible font that browns enjoy, looks like FARMS.

 

[Sneeds]

I eat a lot of Mexican cotija cheese

 

[Yours Truly 2095]

Finally can sit down and listen to MATI.

 

[snowdunes]

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Meanwhile in female rap music.

I almost lost my mind here, I first thought this was AI generated simply due to the incoherent movements and the choppy editing (as well as too many nigger memes), but at the same time it's how niggers move and the textures on the shirts are infact consistent...

Only a matter of time before AI generated videos can keep textures and backgrounds consistent throughout a video. Anyways, a fine addition to the authentic African American culture archives.

 

[Drama Fan]

Because of this, some people (myself included) still haven't gotten paid and to remedy it, work is gonna give everyone who who has direct deposit extra $200.

IRL version of this

 

[Gatcha Gonna Getcha]

I eat a lot of Mexican cotija cheese

I was reminded of this video I had saved of how to make different burritos from different parts of Mexico where they use chihuahua cheese for them

I haven't had cotija but it sounds good

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

Must be nice to live in a huge city. The average American does not have access to the stores you do.

And yes, not having cheeses made with milk from special breeds of cows that feed on special turfs is part of the lack of variety. I've never seen Kasseri, Blue Stilton, Fontina, or Mascarpone anywhere in the US and I do look.

But no, now that I'm here and actively visiting stores I've never even seen before and specifically looking for cheeses, please tell me I'm still wrong, still trolling, etc, because you (living in a large city) can find something more obscure than everyone else.

OH my God nigga who the fuck cares about fucking cheese this goddamn much

Technically if you want to be healthy you should be eating cheese as little as possible and getting your needed fats from things like avacados or something.

 

[Null]

Technically if you want to be healthy you should be eating cheese as little as possible and getting your needed fats from things like avacados or something.

cheese and dairy is literally a pillar of being white and if you want to be as white as possible you should eat lactose products and do so smugly while browns seethe

 

[W00K #17]

Y'all ain't gettin' no emergency USA vs Iran MATI stream. Would be stupid to even ask.

According to Jersh USA has no viable cheese. And Kuwait and Canada have the fattest of bitches on lockdown.

USA and Iran have literally nothing interesting to talk about.

So no impromptu stream, DON'T EVEN ASK!!! STOP ASKING!

 

[Convallaria majalis]

Parmesan, ricotta, and some types of goat cheese are relatively low in calories, help keep you full and are a good source of calcium. Maybe just don’t inject Camembert directly into your heart if you’re being health conscious

 

[Guyspleasedontfight]

Josh you need to become a SE Ohio chad so you can experience jungle Jim’s.

https://junglejims.com/

They have a selection of cheeses from all over Europe and I think it’s necessary for America to import more cheese to fight off the brown hoards. If you’re ever in the Midwest, you won’t be disapointed.

 

[DavidS877]

So no impromptu stream, DON'T EVEN ASK!!! STOP ASKING!

The France burning stream was pretty kino.

 

[Yours Truly 2095]

I had a stuffed crust pizza in Florida only the crust was stuffed with Ricotta. I'd never seen that before. It was good.

 

[NoBueno]

cheese and dairy is literally a pillar of being white and if you want to be as white as possible you should eat lactose products and do so smugly while browns seethe

How interesting: