Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Smithfield Ham]

"I didn't rob the bank, I just went in there with a gun and a note saying give me all the money that I handed to the cashier." Balldo logic.

Crackhead logic. Minimize every bad you do, and only admit to what you get caught doing. Narcissist's Prayer etc.

All crackheads do this because that's what crack does to your brain. You need immediate gratification and have a very low threshold for emotional discomfort, so your brain always speedruns to the shortest possible route to make you justified. And whenever someone tries to make you actually take accountability, you can't handle it so the crackhead tantrum starts.

Are you telling me that the judge has to look at this smug face when deciding what kind of punishment she will give to Aaron?
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I wouldn't do this, and I'd advise anyone against doing this, but I can't help but wonder what would happen if someone emailed the judge explaining some of Nick's behavior post-trial, if he doesn't already have some idea.

Don't actually try to do that though, because if you fuck it up it'll probably go very badly for you.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Kayla is the real demon in Nicks life.

Kayla is useless, a terrible mother and worthy of contempt. But she is not the reason Nick is in his current state.

 

[AltisticRight]

Chaser:

>Serious mental issues
The man that tweets upwards of a hundred times a day, stays up until 5am to argue with literally who accounts with less than 10 followers.
This man is diagnosing anyone with any mental issues, apparently. Rich, really.

 

[AnOminous]

I wouldn't do this, and I'd advise anyone against doing this, but I can't help but wonder what would happen if someone emailed the judge explaining some of Nick's behavior post-trial, if he doesn't already have some idea.

The judge would have to ignore it and inform both sides of the improper ex parte communication that could not be used to decide anything.

 

[Nova902]

Kayla is useless, a terrible mother and worthy of contempt. But she is not the reason Nick is in his current state.

I would say she is. She allowed this situation to happen, She allowed black cock in her destroyed body , she allowed April to move in the bedroom , She allowed cocaine to be accessible to her kids , She allowed Nick to run wild with no repercussions.
Be it not for her lack of intervention Nick might have sobered up in " Sober January"
She could have jerked Nicks chain years ago and hasn't. She knows if he dies she is free and has a great life insurance check to collect.
IF I was Nick I'd be worried about her putting eye drops in his sweet tea.

 

[SaltyFanta]

>Serious mental issues
The man that tweets upwards of a hundred times a day, stays up until 5am to argue with literally who accounts with less than 10 followers.
This man is diagnosing anyone with any mental issues, apparently. Rich, really.

I'm surprised the Clyde Cash wannabe's of Tiktok and Reddit, and the SmokeyMCC/Kiwitapes crowd, don't a-log Nick. He seems to have the big 3 traits that they seem to latch onto...

• He reacts compulsively, and emotionally takes it to heart.
• He could semi-reasonably be called a pedophile. They use pedo accusations to justify their behavior, even if they are tenuous.
• He's an alcoholic/druggie, they seem to enjoy that, just look at World of Tshirts.

 

[PrestonHolt]

I would say she is. She allowed this situation to happen, She allowed black cock in her destroyed body , she allowed April to move in the bedroom , She allowed cocaine to be accessible to her kids , She allowed Nick to run wild with no repercussions.
Be it not for her lack of intervention Nick might have sobered up in " Sober January"
She could have jerked Nicks chain years ago and hasn't. She knows if he dies she is free and has a great life insurance check to collect.
IF I was Nick I'd be worried about her putting eye drops in his sweet tea.

we are almost at 10k pages and people stil keep doing it, they BOTH did that shit and lead to the situation as it is, saing that its her fault for not doing X or Y to nick if just fucking retarded.


I love seeing the spergouts on twitter, they always means that something is not going well in baldobunker, Nick just can't stop himself from coping and seething.

 

[Forfeited Heroes]

"I didn't rob the bank, I just went in there with a gun and a note saying give me all the money that I handed to the cashier." Balldo logic.

He's actually pontificated on this exact scenario in the past. "What if I entered a bank and handed the teller a note asking politely for all the money?" Some sort of thought exercise on mens rea or something.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

He's actually pontificated on this exact scenario in the past. "What if I entered a bank and handed the teller a note asking politely for all the money?" Some sort of thought exercise on mens rea or something.

mind of an unpleasant child is all the world is offered by emaciated faggot Rekieta. Rekieta: do a flip buddy. It's time.

 

[chalkyresidue]

I would say she is. She allowed this situation to happen, She allowed black cock in her destroyed body , she allowed April to move in the bedroom , She allowed cocaine to be accessible to her kids , She allowed Nick to run wild with no repercussions.
Be it not for her lack of intervention Nick might have sobered up in " Sober January"
She could have jerked Nicks chain years ago and hasn't. She knows if he dies she is free and has a great life insurance check to collect.
IF I was Nick I'd be worried about her putting eye drops in his sweet tea.

If Nick hadn’t rose to fame as a trad dad who is head of his household, it’d be easier to see him as 50% of the problem. Everyone wants to be the captain when the ocean is calm I guess!

 

[The Bunk]

Moreover, he basically took advantage of all of them. He utilized all of their expertise, and kept all the money himself. Then the money went up his nose.

Look, I get where you are coming from, but I have very little sympathy for them, at least in the matter of revenue-sharing. At the end of the day, these people saw what Nick was doing and said to themselves, "Wait, so this guy does this pretend-lawyer gig and makes fat stacks of cash without having to bust his ass doing the actual legal work? Why, I want a piece of this." The problem is, when you get into Lawtube, you leave the sphere of law and enter the sphere of online entertainment. And in the world of online entertainment you suck dick for clout and wash balls for exposure. Feeling sorry for them is like feeling sorry for Gator because Ralph used him. Now, people with actual talent like Sean or Kurt got the exposure and are now thriving in the post-Rekeita Lawtube.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

The judge would have to ignore it and inform both sides of the improper ex parte communication that could not be used to decide anything.

My caution was warranted. Thank you.

 

[Melty Butter]

I would think all Aaron's lawyer would have to do to refute that is play the hot tub swinger stream (and maybe the clip of shirtless Nick licking Aaron's face) as evidence that the relationship was public the whole time.

The evidence of the polycule (and maybe Kayla's lewd pics that she posted in Locals) was explained and/or provided to the Stearns county attorney before the plea deal was reached. That's what Aaron said on his show, anyway. Something like, "we had all the evidence ready to go to trial and the county attorney was aware of the facts." Aaron was then offered the $50 plea deal.

What I worry about is Aaron tends to have this 'I trust my lawyer. I leave it to the experts. The County has been more than fair.' perspective.

You better be correct, Aaron. This is probably a feminist judge in a county with a Highway to Hell songstress, Janelle Kendall as the chief County Attorney. Bonus: Barracuda!. I mean, I kind of want to be friends with the woman but I'm pretty sure she'd have no problems burning Aaron.

I still can't decide if Nick lacks the self awareness to see that literally everyone knew he was in a polycule, or if he's just lying

Nick's just lying. The issue at hand is the way he lies. There often plausible deniability attached. 'You can't prooooove we were in a polycule!!!' Aaron stripped him of that. For that he must be punished.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nah man! Nobody knew! Not the nanny who quit in disgust, not the rando church people who told the pastor, not the fans who joked about Kayla getting pumped full of BBC, not the professionals who reported him.

It was ALL AARON!!

He had to have known everyone could tell, right? He was lying and denying it at the time.

 

[talk talk talk]

This shit again.



An unlimited subscription to LawLine costs $299 for a year. If he wanted to spend the time, he could catch up all his past CLEs AND do all his future ones for three hundred bucks. He wouldn't have to go anywhere; just play them on his phone while vaccuuming the house huffing nitrous.

He's just a lazy fuck.

 

[DemsBNutz]

Nah man! Nobody knew! Not the nanny who quit in disgust, not the rando church people who told the pastor, not the fans who joked about Kayla getting pumped full of BBC, not the professionals who reported him.

It was ALL AARON!!

" I would have gotten away with it if it was not for that meddling toe! "... Here is baldo as a scooby doo villain base off whom ever edited this picture.

 

[Canard]

45 hours? That is what less than 6 days of regular work days... Not a lot while being unemployed. And I think PO would reasonably accommodate that one...

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

So you're telling me as the Balldo is to his impotence, his lawfare is to his murder revenge rape fantasies?

Even his rape fantasies has Nick as a cuck. Instead of giving Aaron his receipt and raping him back, he's going to try and get Aaron put in jail so a black man rapes him instead while Nick jerks off thinking about it. I'm sure he'll be instinctively sitting in a corner huffing nitrous while doing it.

 

[Vibralldo]

Chaser:

"Get help, stalker child"

 

[Yik]

Yeah, if I'm Aaron Imholte's lawyer, I'm absolutely attempting to have that clip shown in court.

If I'm Imholte's lawyer I'm telling him to drop accepting the plea deal and 'let's go'. It could be the next meme trial over a consensual topless pic sent to one person who deleted it. Reiketa would be set for a new run of seethestreams and Aaron would be getting his goal everyday without all the grovelling.