Are all laptops shit?

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I've had several different laptops varying in price and brand. Al I want is a reliable device that can run a word processor, a music player, and a browser simultaneously. As a bonus, easy to open up and change out the battery if needed.

I neutered the Windows 10 on my old (albeit pricy) HP but it hardly matters since it's so resource heavy. I gave up and switched to Linux which helped some, but then the battery was seemingly shot and I had to order a replacement.


It turns out it probably wasn't the battery, but the computer itself being unable to calculate the percentage. It'll only increase the charge while it's shut down completely. The issue persists even after changing the OS. I don't feel comfortable using it for longer periods of time now.

I've had goofy issues pop up with every single laptop I've owned though. One had a system failure and bricked for no reason. Is there a truly good brand out there?

As much as I'd like a dedicated PC for writing (already have one for gaming), it lacks the convenience and portability of a laptop for this one purpose. Can any laptop be pretty good so as long as you wipe Windows from it?
 
Lenovo thinkpads used to be very reliable, but not sure about newer models. In general they tend to be shittier because many are just fucked if anything goes wrong. If you have the shekels to spare you may want to look at Framework laptops they're built with the idea that you can replace every single part and you choose what goes in.
As for the battery shit, Linux has issues with laptop batteries as far as I remember
 
I've run ASUS gaming laptops for years now mainly because I prefer a recliner based gaming position as opposed to a traditional desk. I also like the portability and versatility of a laptop. I can travel with it, I can move it around the house, etc.

They tend to last with solid reliability for 3-5 years on average. The last one developed some weird issues but truth be told I'm pretty sure that had more to do with my use of it than the laptop itself, though it was cramming a lot of power into a 15.6in package. I've definitely had better luck with the larger laptops, the first ASUS I had was 17.3in and so is the current one. That first one, an ROG, was an absolute beast and functioned without any issues right up until the motherboard shat the bed. I ripped out its HDD and still use it in a small enclosure as portable storage. The second one was a TUF and it was definitely the weakest of the group. Not bad per se but overall disappointing and the keyboard was below mid. It still works, I think, last I checked on it was using it over at my folks house as a way to play movies on a big TV, but its missing keys because of the poor keyboard. The third one is a Strix Scar ROG, it has a lot of compelling features like an ambitious mechanical keyboard, a number pad integrated into the trackpad, no camera, and competitive processing power even for its age. However, like I said above, it's developed some weird issues, and has since been relegated to second monitor duty because of them. While part of that likely has to do with my hamfisted approach to ripping out bloatware, I suspect the bigger issue is cooling. Those little 15.6in laptops simply cannot provide enough cooling for the tech that's packed into them, which is why from now on I'm only trusting 17.3in models. The newest one, another Strix Scar ROG, has a vapour chamber which is a big developmental leap in laptop cooling.

Of course all of this comes at a price, these are not cheap laptops ranging from just under $1,000 (TUF) to almost $3,000 (Newest), and thats considering that this "newest" one is still a 2023 model. I saved money by going 1-2 model years back because it had sufficient performance to meet my demands. A brand new top of the line current gen model could be closer to $5,000. Now if you're not as demanding of spec as I am you might save even more money going back another generation or so. A 2021 17.3in, basically the larger version of my first Strix Scar, can be had for around $2,000, and so on and so fourth.

Since you already have a gaming PC and you're mainly looking for a portable word processor, browser, and music player, why not consider something like a Chromebook? Chromebooks are cheap, cheerful, and simple. They can definitely handle what you're asking of them. On the other hand if you want to spend more money and have a more traditional computer system, get a MacBook. Back when I was in School I used 2 MacBooks, one of the first aluminium chassis in HS, and a Pro in College. Overpriced and underspec'd compared to a PC, but as long as you're willing to play ball by Apple's rules they are very reliable. Still, for your use case I'd go Chromebook.
 
imo a laptop is always inferior to a pc, but if you want to spent a couple thousands to have a portable gaming rig, go for it.
I'll just get a Steamdeck in that case. I mainly use laptops for low-consumption tasks like writing, arguably what they're built for, yet even that doesn't thwart the planned obsolesence baked into these machines.

Getting this type of work done is easier on a laptop when you have kids. You can move across different furniture, rooms, and buildings if you have to. In the same way using a phone is easier than using a keyboard and mouse, but long-form writing on a phone feels disgusting.
 
In general they tend to be shittier because many are just fucked if anything goes wrong.
I wouldn't say that's the case. With the recent generations, Lenovo brought back SODIMM slots for the RAM, so the main point of contention when it comes to hardware longevity is fixed. Other than that, what is there to go wrong in something like an AMD T14 Gen 6 that you can't replace compared to a T480 or a T420? Okay, the WLAN card is soldered, how often does that die on you? You can't upgrade it, how often will you upgrade your home WiFi to be able to add WiFi 8 to your laptop? The battery is user replaceable. The RAM is user replaceable. Modern AMD CPU's are so good you won't have an issue with them becoming too weak, unlike with something like T420 or T480. What is it exactly about those modern ThinkPads that you believe is "shittier" and that it's "just fucked if anything goes wrong" over the older models?

And here's what I don't get about people recommending Framework laptops over ThinkPads. Yes, they make absolutely fucking sure in their marketing to show you that you can replace anything, including the mainboard. But I don't fucking buy it.
First of all, you're still relying on Framework to have a supply of those, it's the same issue as Lenovo replacement parts, where Lenovo has a guarantee of replacement parts availability due to ThinkPads being targeted to businesses. Unless you manage to design something akin to ATX for a standard for modular laptops, you will always have to depend on the manufacturer to fix your shit. All that Framework did is that they made more of their own design modular, but it's still their design and their parts, with practically no third party market despite claiming to be open.
Second, how much modularity do you actually need from your laptop realistically? Do you upgrade your PC's CPU every year? Or do you use a CPU from 5 years ago because shit's just that good nowadays? Or do you only really care about being able to put in a larger SSD and larger RAM later down the road? Because guess what, you can do just that with modern ThinkPads.
Third, the modular I/O looks like a good idea on paper, but in practice it's more limited than on ThinkPads and more of a gimmick. Yes, you can replace the modules if they wear out. How many times did you wore out your Ethernet, HDMI or USB port on your laptop? Yeah, and on a Framework you only get four modules, meanwhile on a ThinkPad you get like 3-4 USB-A's, 1-2 USB-C's, an Ethernet port and a combo jack. Just about all the I/O that you'd want. Sure, you can argue that soldered USB-C charging ports are bad, but once again, I feel like it's the type of issue that arises when people disrespect their hardware, and then get mad that something got broken because they've handled it like a gorilla.
Fourth, reliability. What do you mean by that? Because if we're talking about mechanical reliability of silicone running or port wear, it's all the same. If we're talking about durability, I'm yet to see someone put a modern ThinkPad and a Framework laptop through more rigorous durability tests, to see what fares better in case of drops, spills and other mechanical damage that may arise from using a laptop in use cases where you'd actually want one. Probably because it would be more likely that the super modular laptop wouldn't deal with it as well as the one that's more closed down, but designed with business use in mind where people keep hauling them from point A to point B all the time, and all the Framework shilling never seems to focus on that aspect.

With the Framework 12 and Desktop marketing, I feel like Framework is getting enshittified into a lifestyle brand where you LARP about having a repairable device. Seriously, soldered RAM on a desktop? And people shill Framework as a company that lets you repair your shit? Lenovo stopped soldering RAM on their ThinkPads but somehow people keep saying that they're "unreliable" and that you should get a Framework without elaborating further.

I have a budget ThinkPad that got released last year. Despite not having a magnesium chassis it feels reliable and robust, I carry it in my backpack with no protection and it has no issues whatsoever. It's fairly compact, lightweight, with decent battery life, and does all that you'd realistically want to do on a machine like that without a hitch. Though this is the important part: what you'd realistically want to do on a laptop. You're basically getting a stop-gap between the usability of your PC and the portability of your smartphone. Don't expect to be running any big games on it, or doing any heavy tasks. It's meant to be something for comfortable office work on the go, and if you really need to, something that you can use to remote desktop to your home PC that has all the computing power that you'd need.

Still, fuck Framework. I'm yet to hear someone give a compelling argument for them other than "modularity bro". I'd trust nu-Chinknovo any time of the day over those grifters. I want a work machine, not a fucking Macbook for trannies.
 
Windows 10 is fine and not very heavy unless you have an extremely old CPU and less than 8gb of ram and you're one of those weirdos who has to have 300 tabs open in Chrome. Buy a business-class laptop like a Latitude or Thinkpad. You can get refurbished ones on ebay for a song.
 
Newer laptops have definitely gotten a lot shittier as they have terrible airflow and have a lot of their components soldered to the motherboard.

If you don't give much of a shit about gaming performance or in some cases a less-than-adequate screen, old Thinkpads are where it's at. Cheap, reliable, repairable and are the gold standard when it comes to Linux on a notebook.
 
what fucking laptop struggles to run word and a website and a song at once? What bullshit are you buying? That's like bare minimum capabilities for a laptop. I thought I'd open this and find you trying to play some high end game or some shit instead it's you struggling to do slightly more than a boomer would online lol.
 
Used Thinkpads have always been the main option.

For under $200 you can get a T480, which has a quad core CPU, replacable RAM, battery, keyboard, and if you want to tinker, screen and fans. All the while having modern ports like Thunderbolt 3. It will basically get any office work done.

For around $400 you can usually get a Thinkpad with a 6680U which short of high settings AAA gaming or production workloads, will handle anything you throw at it, albeit most Thinkpads of this period have at least one soldered ram slot, but usually the battery at least is replaceable still.

For around $700 I have seen some T14 Gen 5 on sale, which will run anything you need if you are actually considering a laptop, and Lenovo went back to unsoldered ram, very easy battery replacement, etc.
 
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