So real question: what beans do y’all think Salad can spill?
We know Chantal was unmarried, a smelly slob, that her asshole is like a firehouse, that she doesn’t bathe, that they never had sex, that she lives like a slug, that he had to get food every hour and that he’d hoped to get to Canada and was “managing” her money for her but she wouldn’t stick to any plan. We know she’s foul-mouthed, obsessed with reactors and generally a nasty shut in. So hearing that from Salah’s mouth? Why? I wouldn’t pay a penny to hear him tell us secrets we already know.
Or do you think there is some deep dark secret we don’t know about? Because I don’t think there is. She’s let everything slip over the years and there is nothing to be mined and Salah does not need to make a bunch of money for nothing. JMO.
Honestly I think he doesn't have much to spill as he's just as retarded - if not more - than Cokey is. The stuff you mentioned that is very obvious he'd probably dabble into that.
The most he would say is how she lived when the cameras were down. She's bald, very fat (aside from the filters) and lies about doing 95% of the things she'd say on livestream.
My guess is they have an .. agreement of some sort. If she keeps her mouth shut about his indiscretion, he'll keep his re-re frog mouth shut.
Does he have stories about her? Certainly does. But she has things on him that would most likely put him down in a ditch as the towel heads LALALALA throw stones at him. Tall Peetz is in a country that could kill him for looking at a woman the wrong way. Bringing up anything about Gunt would only hurt him even more, but who cares.
Honestly once the chin spanx is actually off for good and she denounces being a Muslim, we will get some juicy stuff that we, the audience, or the reactors have to figure out like she did during crackhead Olympics. She used to let out little hints about Gargamel, and because her lies are so bad, we all figured out what she REALLY wanted to say.
Give it time - Gunt is fat brain'd and once she sees the money is dwindling, she'll let out little nashie nuggets of stuff about Salad. (Abuse claims, physical, mental, his girlfriends, etc). Whether towel head autist will let things out is the question. If he sees money - be sure we'll get something. (Things we probably already know).
