Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Third World Aristocrat]

This bum paid $75k for a worthless painting of the Joker, but he's sweating $2,000 (actually $300) for a law license? Nigger rich is an understatement with this faggot.

Fun fact: Based on the average rate of $57.32 per hour Rekieta has earned from Super Chats and Super Tips over his last 10 streams, he would need to stream for approximately 1,308 hours and 4 minutes—that's about 54 and a half days nonstop—to afford that $75,000 Joker painting. In comparison, he’d need to stream for roughly 34 hours and 53 minutes to cover the $2,000 in Continuing Legal Education expenses he previously mentioned.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Aaron could always be magnanimous and offer to settle the matter for a crisp KNU.

Nick would prefer a KNU qovered in qoke dust...

 

[florida_cat_enjoyer]

Good work to that artist though, fleecing this idiot.

Nick strikes me as the kind of person who’s easily taken in by sales tactics that flatter his intellect and status. I wouldn’t be surprised if he paid 2X the sticker price for his car just because it made him feel like he was getting something “premium.” He probably does his shopping (like for his camera) by sorting prices from high to low and assumes the most expensive option is automatically the best. I was the same way, but then I moved on to junior high.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Nick strikes me as the kind of person who’s easily taken in by sales tactics that flatter his intellect and status.

We can add smoke to the list of things Nick likes having blown up his ass (the other thing is cocks).

 

[Desktop User2]

blown up his ass

Not to mention the American Anthem.

Yes, this is a reference to the gayest scene in movie history (Shortbus) and I couldn´t curse you by clipping it.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

The sooner those faggots realize it's more money and better content to focus on shitting on Nick over a tard like Aaron, the better. They still get the woodchipper though.

I genuinely think they don't want to because they get off on it. At this point any rational person knows Nick sucks and that the world would be better off if he fell into a volcano, even if you give him every benefit of the doubt possible. Sadly, that just works toward the specific type of attention those two are into.

That being said, I won't let perversion stop me from stating that them along with every look-alike that showed up in the audience at Hackamania should be lined up against the wall.

 

[Sneed Force One]

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𝝽đ𝖌𝖊𝖑٥٢đ Rekieta strikes again, this time, he wasn't even mentioned, but felt the need to jump in on a 99 follower account.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

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He's getting more and more vitriolic. Surely things are going well in Balldoland.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Fun fact: Based on the average rate of $57.32 per hour Rekieta has earned from Super Chats and Super Tips over his last 10 streams, he would need to stream for approximately 1,308 hours and 4 minutes—that's about 54 and a half days nonstop—to afford that $75,000 Joker painting. In comparison, he’d need to stream for roughly 34 hours and 53 minutes to cover the $2,000 in Continuing Legal Education expenses he previously mentioned.

In other words, one very slack week of work to pay for CLE for a year* through the main MN CLE provider. (I know there are cheaper options on an unlimited replay basis, but even through MN CLE (https://www.minncle.org), the most known local provider, $1895 gets you unlimited in-person, live, and replay; for $1195 you can get 45 hours of on-demand CLE. MN has relaxed its requirements I n recent years for in-person & live attendance, so it's super-easy to meet requirements for not that much, even from the most expensive local provider. It's never been easier to meet CLE requirements.

* during which he could catch up for the last three years and meet requirements for his current 3-year reporting period.

 

[Vibralldo]

Are there more balldowashers than usual? Who are all these PDF files in the comments trying to dunk on Aaron? If this is normal i never noticed, because those people surely aren't showing up to Nick's streams given that dip in viewercount lmao.

Less balldowashers and more Aaron haters

They'll only prop Nick up to fuck with Aaron, they don't really like Nick and won't support him on his own

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

What happens when this thread reaches 9999? Does Nick ascend?

 

[teriyakiburns]

Kiwibros, our response? Nick's proxies have succinctly and irreversibly BTFO'd us yet again...

(Incredibly late) Certainly, we can take as given the claim that a lolcow doesn't exist. It's laughable, to believe in a thing so absurd. We must bow to this truth, professed by our interrogators, and proclaim once and for all that there is no such thing as a lolcow.

And yet it moos.

 

[DemsBNutz]

What happens when this thread reaches 9999? Does Nick ascend?

The odometer flips to all 0's with an * cuck level raised to level cucklit.

 

[Melty Butter]

Aaron says he's excited to be over with it

Pressing a small x on that one. Aaron loves gossip and part of him loves to be the center of it.

I'm curious about why he thinks it's all going to be over. The RP case is only one part of the drama. Rekieta and Melton are not giving up this feud anytime soon.

Having said that, Aaron (I know you're reading), whatever your revelation was, I wish you all the better angels. In a the balldobunker den of depravity, you've salvaged yourself. There's something to be said for that.

(Side note: I'm a little sad that you'll never get to openly talk about Kayla. She continues to be the most confounding person in this drama. I believe you loved her, however molly-infused those feelings were.)

Rekieta strikes again

He's been particularly vicious and unhinged lately. I'm genuinely curious why. It's not like anything all that important has happened publicly. What are the possibilities?

• The County has re-opened the case about the chokeslam (there's something about that story that seems unresolved)
• He's realized he's among the worst Lawtubers around; he's effectively bottomed out as a streamer
• Something something ethics complaint
• Coaching Kayla for Wednesday has proven harder than expected
• His PO caught up with him on any number of things - whippits?

Or... just family drama (I'm expecting a kid or two to move in with the Slettas any day now) or facing bankruptcy, or or or.

 

[Oxyjen]

What happens when this thread reaches 9999? Does Nick ascend?

I think we all get some sort of trophy in the mail?

Or... just family drama (I'm expecting a kid or two to move in with the Slettas any day now) or facing bankruptcy, or or or

Maybe the nanny has sued him.

 

[1NpuLs]

I think we all get some sort of trophy in the mail?

the 5k local gift

 

[MarukuNaru]

He's been particularly vicious and unhinged lately. I'm genuinely curious why. It's not like anything all that important has happened publicly. What are the possibilities?

• The County has re-opened the case about the chokeslam (there's something about that story that seems unresolved)
• He's realized he's among the worst Lawtubers around; he's effectively bottomed out as a streamer
• Something something ethics complaint
• Coaching Kayla for Wednesday has proven harder than expected
• His PO caught up with him on any number of things - whippits?

Or... just family drama (I'm expecting a kid or two to move in with the Slettas any day now) or facing bankruptcy, or or or.

General inability to cope with life without alcohol/whatever polysubstance cocktail might be on that list too

Even if we assume he's pounding whippets I can't imagine they're as "effective" for hiding from your problems

 

[Niggernerd]

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Nicks brain holes are showing. "I'll crowdfund your cancer" ??? The fuck does that even mean you nematode

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick's fully given up pretending he's not a trust fund baby

He literally doesn't even pretend to work anymore, he's given up streaming and just seethes all day

Except he’s taken to referring to himself as a “millionaire” rather than what he is: mommy’s little welfare queen.

He has a tweet out there (archived ITT) that says 'You do not know how I make my money'. He is playing the 'Tee Hee! I jabe a secret, and unless you know EXACTLY what I do, you are WRONG!', type of bullshite he played when talking about Hedo, swinging, and other things.

Nick has not changed.

Absolutely! If I'm representing Imholte why not go for the 'fun' option rather than one that would make the most sense for Aaron. He has confessed and the crime was in public. The prosecution would need just 2 clips.

It wasn't a serious comment, however, maybe it could be that a drama e-tard that makes their money online comes out better off overall from a trial with the Reiketas.

Pls be patient, I have autism and missed context clues of the joke.

Are there more balldowashers than usual? Who are all these PDF files in the comments trying to dunk on Aaron? If this is normal i never noticed, because those people surely aren't showing up to Nick's streams given that dip in viewercount lmao.

These people just hate Aaron. Nick is just the retard they are using to support to express hatred for Toe.

In other words, one very slack week of work to pay for CLE for a year* through the main MN CLE provider. (I know there are cheaper options on an unlimited replay basis, but even through MN CLE (https://www.minncle.org), the most known local provider, $1895 gets you unlimited in-person, live, and replay; for $1195 you can get 45 hours of on-demand CLE. MN has relaxed its requirements I n recent years for in-person & live attendance, so it's super-easy to meet requirements for not that much, even from the most expensive local provider. It's never been easier to meet CLE requirements.

* during which he could catch up for the last three years and meet requirements for his current 3-year reporting period.

In the last 5 pages someone found a 299 USD option. Nick lying has long ceased to be shocking...

He's been particularly vicious and unhinged lately. I'm genuinely curious why. It's not like anything all that important has happened publicly. What are the possibilities?

• The County has re-opened the case about the chokeslam (there's something about that story that seems unresolved)
• He's realized he's among the worst Lawtubers around; he's effectively bottomed out as a streamer
• Something something ethics complaint
• Coaching Kayla for Wednesday has proven harder than expected
• His PO caught up with him on any number of things - whippits?

Or... just family drama (I'm expecting a kid or two to move in with the Slettas any day now) or facing bankruptcy, or or or.

Nick is jumping in a day or three late onto thr LawRube outrage train. The anti-Karen Read side is so unhinged that they are insulting the late Legal Vices, and his son and other streamers are defending him. Nick is late again and trying to get good boi points.

I personally think that going after the dead is scummy, but ultimately useless because they are DEAD. However, I understand it gets under people's skin who actually liked him--especially the family.

Nick is 100% using it for clout farming though.

 

[Burt Macklin]

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𝝽đ𝖌𝖊𝖑٥٢đ Rekieta strikes again, this time, he wasn't even mentioned, but felt the need to jump in on a 99 follower account.

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't faggot against Twitter TOS?