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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
In an alternate timeline, Proudboys overthrew the US government and Areyeh was made Commisioner of Culture and school children were forced to attend Spongebob history classes.
In a world where Charlottesville never happened and the momentous Battle of Berkeley was the first of many street victories in the Culture War.
 
Sam asked Aryeh if he knew anything from Starlight Express, and he said no.
And while that's disappointing (it's a musical about trains, Aryeh has autism, the jokes write themselves), I think they should all take a moment to learn this:
 
Dan has let me down. If winning isn't easy, he turns into a sulky faggot. I'd rather have Angie back because despite the horrid screeching and fake crying, at least she put in the effort.
Aryeh is my favorite autist because he gets into mischief and spergs about cartoon shit, Daniel is just a fucking loser man.
 
Cell challenge, first 12 hours of day 1 dump:
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Freaky Friday question:
 
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The piss cell starts now. Freddy poured Ellie's piss bottle on the floor, continues with the piss bucket, combos into a beer and then has a wrestling match in the piss.




Wench just filled the bucket with piss and puke then threw it at Freddy, and everyone clapped. Remember in S1 when everyone was horrified at Letty pissing in a cup? :)
 
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