Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Niggernerd]

Melton said on his show earlier that Nick invited him to go to Aaron's sentencing hearing, and he's planning on going in and documenting it from the courtroom. Get ready for a circus of faggots in the courthouse if they allow it. Aaron should ask for a closed hearing due to these retards. Would be funny if the fat greasy pedophile went all the way to bumfuck Minnesota to be denied as soon as he reached the courthouse. Several of the Minnesota Meltonites said they are going in chat.

Nick, dont you feel even a smidgen of shame that your only friends are weird pedophiles?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Just when you think Nick can’t get dumber or more unfunny, he pops up in NLO chat to prove you wrong:



Plus some crowing about the car he crashed while driving home from the dealership, because every cell in Nick’s body is emblazoned with “FUCKUP FAGGOT”:



Fat lot of good that car has done him, depreciating as soon as he drove it off the lot, only to be nose-down in a ditch minutes later.

 

[Kheapathic]

And he picked her.

The longer this goes on, the more I think Kayla really was his first. The story he told was he didn't like short girls, saw Kayla, and suddenly liking shirt girls. She offered to touch his penis, and he locked in.

Nick chooses his lawyers like he chooses his cars and his liquor - knowing absolutely nothing, just going for the "idea" and whatever costs a lot/ the level he thinks befits a man of his "station." Lol, he forgets he's just a tasteless mark of no station whatsoever.

He truly is DSP with a JD.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Nick chooses his lawyers like he chooses his cars and his liquor - knowing absolutely nothing, just going for the "idea" and whatever costs a lot/ the level he thinks befits a man of his "station." Lol, he forgets he's just a tasteless mark of no station whatsoever.

The station his mommy gave him.

 

[Something Awful]

I don't have any information on his print buying at all other than what is obvious, no one pays tens of thousands of dollars for a print and even if they are supposed to be original paintings they are of such remarkably poor quality it seems suspicious as hell they would cost that much.

I know it's hard to believe that Joker wasn't acquired for $50 at an overpriced Hollywood souvenir shop, however it is an acrylic painting by Bill Mack (or at least his signature is on it). He is well enough known to have a Wikipedia page, and so evidently is able to charge nouveau riche midwits stupid amounts for kitschy "artwork".



I suppose some money laundering could be involved, but it's likely the truth is simpler: trashy idiots like gaudy shit; Nick thinks he is just like the Joker irl fr; he's never had to work hard in his life and lucked into money (both with his grandfather's wealth and with his brief streaming success) – so why not throw $59,000 at some painting that speaks to his low-rent heart?

Mack also looks like a faggot, which must have appealed to Nick, too.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Nick's ideology is "dopamine now! Immediate gratification!" and lolbertarianism is the closest because it's basically Nick's argument of "what do you care? Stop bothering me and let me do drugs and chokeslam my kids!"

Basically his whole personality is crack now. Because that's what crack does.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

The joker painting and frame look like he spent $25 at Wal-Mart

Those old movie posters you could get at a target or Walmart as a kid for like 25 dollars. Definitely see it.

Well Nick pretended to be a homo for months to get close to her, and instead of seeing that as deceitful, and manipulative she had five kids with him. She’s always been wacky.

This is such an effeminate and bastardly behavior. It really speaks to the snake he is.

Nick, dont you feel even a smidgen of shame that your only friends are weird pedophiles?

Friends is generous. When he stops being useful in harassing Aaron or bringing in money they'll cast him out.

 

[daffodils]

Just when you think Nick can’t get dumber or more unfunny, he pops up in NLO chat

Melton asking if they can do a show from Nick's studio ("But you have to clean!")


From Stallyn's comments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHg-KhpkGfY

Archive

False. Hitler loved his dog.

 

[ShitLurker]

Sorry for doing a ride by question, but I'm watching MATI and with every update I'm more and more baffled on why the judiciary is covering so hard for Balldo. Could anyone illuminate me on how the hell does the Rekieta family have such power? Because this really feels like Mom and Dad Rackets want the oopsie doopsie from their retarded son to go away.

 

[PrestonHolt]

Sorry for doing a ride by question, but I'm watching MATI and with every update I'm more and more baffled on why the judiciary is covering so hard for Balldo. Could anyone illuminate me on how the hell does the Rekieta family have such power? Because this really feels like Mom and Dad Rackets want the oopsie doopsie from their retarded son to go away.

As it was speculated often on here, most of us belive that its more of a small county trying to deal with the issue fast and quiet, not realizing how big the public interest is in it, hence they think quick and not hard punishemnt would sweep everything.

 

[ShitLurker]

As it was speculated often on here, most of us belive that its more of a small county trying to deal with the issue fast and quiet, not realizing how big the public interest is in it, hence they think quick and not hard punishemnt would sweep everything.

So less over influence from the Rekietas and more "well, gosh darn, we are just a nice and quite little town, no need to dwell on someone's passing failings!"? Mmm, could be, but the weird as fuck dedication from the sheriff and judge just baffle me, going to the point of actively risking their careers by going against protocol.

 

[Sock Cucker]

So less over influence from the Rekietas and more "well, gosh darn, we are just a nice and quite little town, no need to dwell on someone's passing failings!"? M

Aside from the Rekieta family philanthropy in Minnesota, some of Kayla's extended family work in the court system. They may be coordinating to save her from further embarassment.

 

[Something Awful]

- "In my restless dreams I see that place... where everything started. Where Aaron and I first did coke together. Aaron, who ate my goo..."
- "Nick, could y-"
- "Shut the fuck up BITCH, I'm narrating my memoir!"

 

[ShitLurker]

Aside from the Rekieta family philanthropy in Minnesota, some of Kayla's extended family work in the court system. They may be coordinating to save her from further embarassment.

Oh ok, I wasn't aware that Kayla's family could also be players.

 

[PrestonHolt]

Oh ok, I wasn't aware that Kayla's family could also be players.

Tho if thats the case, Nick draging her into civil suit against Aaron should make them rethink their strategy, becasue so far the biggest source of misery and humiliation for her is litreally Nick.

 

[SaltyFanta]

I like how Nick constantly does sideshow geek pinhead level dumb shit then acts like people are too dumb to understand his genius logic. "I was only pretending not to be retarded."

I think this and his manipulation techniques is something he really clings onto, he seems to hold the idea that he is this master manipulator because he can strategically cast implications. He seems to lash out when this is challenged or seen through. I remember a while back someone pointed out when he said "I do not beat my kids, and I don't plan too" that he never said "I did not". And his response was dis-proportionally angry, as if he was waiting to use that later to change his statements.

I think it really hurts him when his manipulation techniques are seen through, it really ruins his self image as some kind of genius lawyer who can bullshit for hours about how "Keffals belongs on the wall" doesn't actually mean killed, just means a photo of him put on the wall or something.

Well Nick pretended to be a homo for months to get close to her, and instead of seeing that as deceitful, and manipulative she had five kids with him. She’s always been wacky.

He never pretended to be a homo, he really is just gay

 

[Radola Gajda]

I hope balldo is going to jail for month . So he has plenty of time to think about his life and how much he fucked up to end up where he did.
but knowing Nick he is going to spend his entire stay there raving about balldos, Aaron, kiwifarms ... because he is unable to accept responsibility for his own choices.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Worse.

"I was being retarded deliberately."

To be fair, you have to have a very low IQ to properly appreciate and laud Nick's retardery.

Or a very high one. Only midwits turn their noses at laughing at retards.

 

[Unimaginative Username]

Or a very high one. Only midwits turn their noses at laughing at retards.

It was a reference to the Rick and Morty fan cope copypasta.

Spoiler

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

 

[Nova902]

38 Days 18 hours until Aug 1st and Nick has zero hours of 80 hours of community service completed so far.