Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 104 34.2%

  • Total voters
    304
Except Celeste was present for those auctions/transactions - I believe this is approximately verified - and she's in PLENTY of pics with the artists. Care to elaborate if you think you know something?

Edit: Happy to find her pics with the artists.
I don't have any information on his print buying at all other than what is obvious, no one pays tens of thousands of dollars for a print and even if they are supposed to be original paintings they are of such remarkably poor quality it seems suspicious as hell they would cost that much. For that matter I don't think anyone's ever really dived into Celeste's drug use but that bottle of pills is suspicious
 
I must let my second house go into foreclosure and panic sell it at a loss for investment reasons you wouldn't understand.
I like how Nick constantly does sideshow geek pinhead level dumb shit then acts like people are too dumb to understand his genius logic. "I was only pretending not to be retarded."
 
Melton said on his show earlier that Nick invited him to go to Aaron's sentencing hearing, and he's planning on going in and documenting it from the courtroom. Get ready for a circus of faggots in the courthouse if they allow it. Aaron should ask for a closed hearing due to these retards. Would be funny if the fat greasy pedophile went all the way to bumfuck Minnesota to be denied as soon as he reached the courthouse. Several of the Minnesota Meltonites said they are going in chat.
 
I like how Nick constantly does sideshow geek pinhead level dumb shit then acts like people are too dumb to understand his genius logic. "I was only pretending not to be retarded."
Worse.

"I was being retarded deliberately."

To be fair, you have to have a very low IQ to properly appreciate and laud Nick's retardery.
 
Pressing a small x on that one. Aaron loves gossip and part of him loves to be the center of it.

I'm curious about why he thinks it's all going to be over. The RP case is only one part of the drama. Rekieta and Melton are not giving up this feud anytime soon.

Having said that, Aaron (I know you're reading), whatever your revelation was, I wish you all the better angels. In a the balldobunker den of depravity, you've salvaged yourself. There's something to be said for that.

(Side note: I'm a little sad that you'll never get to openly talk about Kayla. She continues to be the most confounding person in this drama. I believe you loved her, however molly-infused those feelings were.)


He's been particularly vicious and unhinged lately. I'm genuinely curious why. It's not like anything all that important has happened publicly. What are the possibilities?
  • The County has re-opened the case about the chokeslam (there's something about that story that seems unresolved)
  • He's realized he's among the worst Lawtubers around; he's effectively bottomed out as a streamer
  • Something something ethics complaint
  • Coaching Kayla for Wednesday has proven harder than expected
  • His PO caught up with him on any number of things - whippits?
Or... just family drama (I'm expecting a kid or two to move in with the Slettas any day now) or facing bankruptcy, or or or.
I don’t think Nick has ever experienced this level of stress before. It honestly seems like he’s going through a genuine midlife crisis—far more serious than the chaotic, drug-fueled Balldo phase. The breakdown is centered around Aaron, though he’s lashing out at Kurt, Andrew, and Sean as well. His public image and persona are coming apart at the seams and as others have said Aaron is what he obsesses about.

Meanwhile, Runkle just interviewed two-thirds of the “Dream Team” involved in a major case, and most of LawTube appears to be on good terms. Kurt is doing well among his peers. Sean is enjoying the finest sandwiches and is doing well for his nightshow. Nick, on the other hand, finds himself increasingly isolated—viewed not just as unprofessional retard, but as a deeply retarded lawyer by Lawtube and even the Dabbleverse.

The situation is likely compounded by addiction. You’ve probably seen addicts coming down from a high in right? Howling in pain over minor bullshit, hypersensitive to everything? A lot of drugs, opioids in particular, can severely disrupt the nervous system, addicts will be hyper-sensitive to pain or get headaches from minor shit. It’s not specific just to opioids, but opioids have the best known cause of why. Nick doesn’t have access to his usual coping mechanisms anymore. Instead of sipping aged whiskey, doing a line, or popping pills, he’s stuck inhaling nitrous for a brief high that evaporates just as the stress rolls back in. Typical stresses are unbearable now. It’s probably why he can’t stream.
 
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Melton said on his show earlier that Nick invited him to go to Aaron's sentencing hearing, and he's planning on going in and documenting it from the courtroom. Get ready for a circus of faggots in the courthouse if they allow it. Aaron should ask for a closed hearing due to these retards. Would be funny if the fat greasy pedophile went all the way to bumfuck Minnesota to be denied as soon as he reached the courthouse. Several of the Minnesota Meltonites said they are going in chat.
Poor whore Kayla bawling her eyes out as pedo shock jock Patrick Melton, that her husband invited, takes notes for his show to make content off it

Nick doesn't even try to hide what he's doing and hopefully the courts see it too
 
Melton said on his show earlier that Nick invited him to go to Aaron's sentencing hearing, and he's planning on going in and documenting it from the courtroom. Get ready for a circus of faggots in the courthouse if they allow it. Aaron should ask for a closed hearing due to these retards. Would be funny if the fat greasy pedophile went all the way to bumfuck Minnesota to be denied as soon as he reached the courthouse. Several of the Minnesota Meltonites said they are going in chat.
The only thing worse than being Steel Toe is caring about Steel Toe. Embarrassing even.
 
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Nick, on the other hand, finds himself increasingly isolated—viewed not just as unprofessional retard, but as a deeply retarded lawyer by Lawtube and even the Dabbleverse.
Not just retarded, but deeply mentally disturbed and someone to stay away from.
Poor whore Kayla bawling her eyes out as pedo shock jock Patrick Melton, that her husband invited, takes notes for his show to make content off it
Stearns County deserves this pathetic sideshow for putting on this pathetic circus in the first place.
 
Poor whore Kayla bawling her eyes out as pedo shock jock Patrick Melton, that her husband invited, takes notes for his show to make content off it

Nick doesn't even try to hide what he's doing and hopefully the courts see it too
My first thought too was how disingenuous Nick is to make a big thing about “Kaylas” victim impact statements & to then invite chucklefucks like PaedoMelt who don’t even like or respect him, to come watch as his wife reads the script Nick wrote & “might not be able to get through it without tears.” Nick invited Internet trolls to turn her into content. Utter faggotry. Whether Kayla is the root of all evil in that house or an angel, or more likely something in between, bish needs to divorce Rackets the fat faggot, yesterday. He clearly doesn’t care about her at all, between publicly pining over April, sharing pics of himself with April in them, this late in the game, & never ever prioritizing his wife & kids. It’s absolutely over.
 
My first thought too was how disingenuous Nick is to make a big thing about “Kaylas” victim impact statements & to then invite chucklefucks like PaedoMelt who don’t even like or respect him, to come watch as his wife reads the script Nick wrote & “might not be able to get through it without tears.” Nick invited Internet trolls to turn her into content. Utter faggotry. Whether Kayla is the root of all evil in that house or an angel, or more likely something in between, bish needs to divorce Rackets the fat faggot, yesterday. He clearly doesn’t care about her at all, between publicly pining over April, sharing pics of himself with April in them, this late in the game, & never ever prioritizing his wife & kids. It’s absolutely over.
Nick fails to understand

He can't selectively make his life a spectacle. If he's gonna have Melton milk his wife's trial, so are we

He had every chance to walk away and now it's too late
 
She's a perfect fit for Zoink'd out Rekieta.
Same cartoonish absurd uncanny expressions. Was this bitch on crack before they even married? Cause she seems crazy as fuck and always looked like that. So I wonder if there's more to the story previously.
Well Nick pretended to be a homo for months to get close to her, and instead of seeing that as deceitful, and manipulative she had five kids with him. She’s always been wacky.
 
1000$ an hour, no minimal diligence.
Nick chooses his lawyers like he chooses his cars and his liquor - knowing absolutely nothing, just going for the "idea" and whatever costs a lot/ the level he thinks befits a man of his "station." Lol, he forgets he's just a tasteless mark of no station whatsoever.
 
Nick chooses his lawyers like he chooses his cars and his liquor - knowing absolutely nothing, just going for the "idea" and whatever costs a lot/ the level he thinks befits a man of his "station." Lol, he forgets he's just a tasteless mark of no station whatsoever.
A friend once worked as a Christian minister in NC at a white collar prison. Whenever new volunteers went, the Warden or someone similar would warn them that they could not ask Bernie Madoff for investment advice.

Nick would be someone to solicit financial advice from a known swindler. He is that kind of mark.
 
A friend once worked as a Christian minister in NC at a white collar prison. Whenever new volunteers went, the Warden or someone similar would warn them that they could not ask Bernie Madoff for investment advice.

Nick would be someone to solicit financial advice from a known swindler. He is that kind of mark.
And he'd think it reflects well on him that he had access.
 
Melton said on his show earlier that Nick invited him to go to Aaron's sentencing hearing, and he's planning on going in and documenting it from the courtroom.
You think you hate Nick enough... You don't.

"Listen here ruined body bish, you will read my letter at court, you will let my new e-daddy make fun of you on the Internet and also your lover who btw ate my gooo!1!" - :really:
 
Melton said on his show earlier that Nick invited him to go to Aaron's sentencing hearing, and he's planning on going in and documenting it from the courtroom. Get ready for a circus of faggots in the courthouse if they allow it. Aaron should ask for a closed hearing due to these retards. Would be funny if the fat greasy pedophile went all the way to bumfuck Minnesota to be denied as soon as he reached the courthouse. Several of the Minnesota Meltonites said they are going in chat.
🤦‍♂️ Hopefully Aaron's lawyer finds an appropriate time to point it out to the judge.

I hope for Nick's kids' sake that Melton doesn't go anywhere near them...
 
And he'd think it reflects well on him that he had access.
Smugnick.webp
I love smug Nick.
 
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