Speaking from personal experience of having an absolute shitbag alcoholic sociopath uncle who we only really figured out was an absolute fucking shitbag alcoholic sociopath after the carefully constructed "perfect life, perfect wife" facade came crumbling down, I was ground zero for his first tard rage in front of family in a way I feel gives me a decent idea of how he acts IRL.
Basically Teen Holden was manning the house while the Holden family was on vacation somewhere I didnt want to go and since he was now "temporarily" staying with my grandparents until his new place was ready he was given thumbs up to come over whenever, which nobody had an issue with because we all kinda felt sorry for him after figuring out his marriage was over. He was in hindsight unbelievably over friendly and obsessively earnest in trying to win affection from us to the point of being comically fucking obsequious and servile and given we thought he was just miserable as hell we didn't have any issue keeping him company until he got on his feet.
One night after watching shitty horror movies and eating a bunch of reeses cups and drinking shitty beer with the niggas I got a call from him, and in his now typical over jovial and over friendly manner asked if we needed anything, and midway through my pitch to get more beer off him I offhandedly mentioned that we had eaten the packet of kitkats he brought over earlier which I vaguely remembered were meant to be saved for when my family returned the next day. The phone immediately hung up, and confused I redialled but no answer.
Fifteen minutes later I heard the engine of a car going at full speed before screeching to a halt outside my door. Confused we looked around and wondered if someone ordered pizza before we heard someone trying to kick the door down and as he began bellowing incoherently I realised it was my uncle. Wondering half drunk if there had been some emergency I opened the door quickly and he straight up fucking lunged at me, causing me to slam the door back at him in surprise which knocked him back, and when he saw the aforementioned niggas behind me he seemed to realise trying again would not be a good idea. Instead in the middle of the street he began pacing around literally fucking shrieking at us for being "worthless fucking children" for "stealing from my family", spit foaming from his mouth as the smell of cheap vodka hit us and whenever I or one of the niggas interrupted him he would silence us by shouting "SHUT UP BOY IM TALKING" and given the sheer insanity of the situation we just kinda stood there and watched his freakout until like 6 minutes later he finished, and throwing a newly purchased packet of kitkats at my feet he jumped back in his Mini Cooper and sped off like Mister Bean on methamphetamines
As we headed back inside and immediately started eating the kitkats, one of my niggas told me "I think your uncle might be crazy" and I just nodded, realising I would probably have to inform the rest of my family tomorrow. Some time and much, much drama later, we got in contact with some of his former friends and turns out he had been shamelessly using and abusing them by his "earnestly friendly and somewhat pitiable" schtick right up until they vaguely and unknowingly pressed one of his tard rage buttons, at which point he turned into a screaming snarling faggot and then burnt all of his bridges with them before furiously moving on to the next friend or family member he could use.
The reason I share this overly detailed TMI is because I suspect that since fatrick only deals with his AirBNB guests and the wagies he buys food/beer from in an extremely limited way for an extremely limited period of time, all they see of him is the overly friendly and earnest yet somewhat pitiable facade he presents and thus are left with a good impression of him and likely feeling just sorry enough to add an extra star to their reviews. However the moment they unwittingly hit one of his tripwires he will fucking explode and wind up chasing them down online to NOCHILD them and threaten to destroy their AirBnB reputation by reporting them for lies n shit.
