Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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"You arent even delivering anything, delivery child. Where do you get this delusion you can just deliver? I dont get this, your body makes a delivery to me, when, you have, nothing, to deliver? That is truly odd to me."
"NO, YOU SHOULD BE THANKING ME, FOR ALLOWING YOU TO DELIVER! NO CHILD YOU ARENT DELIVERING ANYTHING, ENJOY AMAZON WAREHOUSE, DELIVERY CHILD!"

"YOU ARENT DELIVERING ANYTHING, CHILD! GIVE ME THE BOX CUTTER, IL DE-LIVER MYSELF SINCE YOU CANT, JUST, DO IT!"
"Ah yes the stalker officers are here"
"No, LISTEN TO ME YOU... COP, THIS MAN, IS A FAILURE, IN DELIVERING!"
"YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING!"
 
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Sexy Peach Emoji said:
In my experience delivery guys for supply loads are pretty chill and happy to help you out.
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That’s my experience! This story has cheered me up because by coincidence I had some building supplies delivered today - it was bulky stuff so I helped the driver unload it and chose to just set it down in the “V” of the driveway, since further up was already full of materials and cars, and why waste his time.
The driver was indeed chill and complimented me on the half built construction, saying he looked forward to seeing it finished.

Interactions with humans can be pleasant if you want, I guess.
 
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Useful_Mistake said:
Please find attached the police report regarding a incident on 03-20-25 where Mr. Patrick Tomlinson began yelling at employees of JB Hunt Transport services for not doing their job as well as he wanted to. The poor employee was "fearing for his safety".
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This looks like he was cited, not arrested. The report says he wasn't even required to appear in court.
 
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I really do wish we had video of this incident. You can about imagine Fatrick standing there in the most passive aggressive way and berating the driver in that effeminate tone he adopts when he thinks he's in the right. I don't know what the police response times are like for Milwaukee, but Patrick was possibly oinking at that poor delivery man for ten minutes or more. He's definitely getting a note in his file and charged an asshole tax for any future deliveries.
 
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rusty shackleford 1 said:
So the “you died here” tweet has been either deleted or removed.
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I tried to archive it (https://archive.ph/2Ok3k), but sadly the archive site is so fucking slow that it was too late. However, the url is https://bsky.app/profile/stealthygeek.bsky.social/post/3lsbs65hjic2g and it should surely still be on Bluesky's servers in case the Milwaukee police wants to use it as an exhibit of the pig being unhinged (and so always responding to purported "swatting" calls is certainly justified).
 
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