Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Spunt said:
When it comes to angry alcoholics, when they're drunk they're angry because they're drunk. When they're sober, they're angry because they're not drunk. I've never had the DTs but a relative came off codeine and she said that for about 3 days she was ready to straight-up murder anyone who looked at her funny - she said something like "Everything made me filled with absolute rage, and I mean everything. I found myself looking at a squirrel and thinking "What do you think you're staring at you smug furry motherfucker!"". Imagine feeling like that literally all the time and then you have Funsters posting dank memes at you 24/7. Couldn't be Pat.
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but is the squirrel enjoying prison?
 
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I fucking hate that Pat once again gets the soft cow gloves from the police.
Menacing fat fuck literally blocked the delivery driver from leaving, just like he loves to threaten people online.

And the cops only charge him with the equivalent of yelling at a cop while he's carrying out his duties. (Which Pat also does.)

As to Judge Holden's story... Sad and relatable. I lost a lot of family over the years and their descents were a lot like his uncle's. The worst part is the facade probably was their personality at one point, then came the worm, then came the rage pig. As far as I know, rage pig is a terminal stage and they don't come back.

Patrick has been at defcon rage pig since his peacekeeper costume was topical.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
The weight is self-reported and is almost certainly another lie. He’s much fatter than 225.
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He also not 6ft tall. Imagine being that cop just asking these basic questions for his report and having this morbidly obese goblin who is clearly no taller than 5'9 telling you he's 6'0 and 225. How would you keep a straight face?
 
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I can imagine Fats standing in front of the delivery truck with his arms crossed and his veins bulging out of his forehead… and the fat in his face being pushed in a dozen different directions as his facial muscles contort into an expression of rage.
 
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Useful_Mistake said:
This police report has Patrick's weight. Now, if we plug it into CDC's obesity calculator...
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Since it doesn't mention taking him to the police station and I doubt they weigh people in street encounters, they probably just copied this from his driver's license.
TerminalTryHard said:
He also not 6ft tall. Imagine being that cop just asking these basic questions for his report and having this morbidly obese goblin who is clearly no taller than 5'9 telling you he's 6'0 and 225.
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Not sure about Wisconsin but they never weighed me for my driver's license. It was self-reported. So he probably lied when he got the driver's license however many years ago and it's just been copied since then.
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Made an infographic for future use in case Fat ever tries to play the "Not fat by any medical standard" card again.
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There's no way he weighs an ounce less than 300 even accepting some bizarre hypothesis like he has some weird dysmorphia that makes him look fatter than he actually is.
 
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AnOminous said:
Since it doesn't mention taking him to the police station and I doubt they weigh people in street encounters, they probably just copied this from his driver's license.
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To be fair, they couldn't take him to the station because the guy with the construction delivery truck had places to be and the SWAT team was using the backhoe.
 
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AnOminous said:
Since it doesn't mention taking him to the police station and I doubt they weigh people in street encounters, they probably just copied this from his driver's license.

There's no way he weighs an ounce less than 300 even accepting some bizarre hypothesis like he has some weird dysmorphia that makes him look fatter than he actually is.
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225 definitely was several fats ago.

Also even if he's obese I believe he's said that BMI is a poor measure of health because this means all those 300 pound body builders are also fat, implying that this applies to him in any way shape or form. But also remember he's a little heavy looking because he also has beer and brat fat to survive the Milwaukee winters. Why hasn't be worked it off yet for the summer? Enjoy prison, stalker.
 
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Sexy Peach Emoji said:
In my experience delivery guys for supply loads are pretty chill and happy to help you out
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Thats been my experience too, and usually if you slip them an extra $20-$50 they’ll help you haul some stuff around.

My normal persons response to seeing their car boxed in would be along the lines of ‘gee golly gosh, I am a bit of a retard today, could you move those things so I can pull my car out and park it elsewhere? I’ll give you an extra $20 and there’s some cold beer/soda if you want some’.

Of course, a rage pig like Pat will have been a pissy fag to then immediately, annoyed them from the start and I’m sure the delivery driver could not wait to get away from the chicken and watermelon gas odor that permeates the ha’hovel.

Fatrick’s ability to turn literally everyone he meets into an enemy is honestly fascinating.
 
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TerminalTryHard said:
He also not 6ft tall. Imagine being that cop just asking these basic questions for his report and having this morbidly obese goblin who is clearly no taller than 5'9 telling you he's 6'0 and 225. How would you keep a straight face?
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I mean, the cop just wrote down whatever was on Pat's ID (drivers license). And it's not like they put you on a scale and a measuring tape down at the DMV. I do think it's hilarious that Pat admitted to being 225lbs the last time he renewed his license. I thought he previously would never admit to being over 180?
 
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Summer of George said:
I mean, the cop just wrote down whatever was on Pat's ID (drivers license). And it's not like they put you on a scale and a measuring tape down at the DMV. I do think it's hilarious that Pat admitted to being 225lbs the last time he renewed his license. I thought he previously would never admit to being over 180?
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People get to put whatever the fuck they like on their driver's licence. Ethan Ralph set his height to 5'10" while simultaneously claiming to be just 5'8".
Patty is 5'10" at the absolute MAXIMUM, he is fat and I will not have sex with him.

Useful_Mistake said:
Please find attached the police report regarding a incident on 03-20-25 where Mr. Patrick Tomlinson began yelling at employees of JB Hunt Transport services for not doing their job as well as he wanted to. The poor employee was "fearing for his safety".
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@Null please also add "according to the document he's 225lbs". ;)
FAT
 
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Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
225 definitely was several fats ago.
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When I was injured from weight lifting I got up to 210 because I kept up my bulk diet while my lifting and working out slacked. Was 6’3 and definitely no where near Fatrick’s fiseek. He’s definitely pushing 250-270lbs

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