DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[San Dimas High School]

 

[Johnny Doxville]

And speaking of living rent free, he's now bitching and ranting about Justin Wong, Ricky Ortiz, and other FGC players for having the time to go to every fighting game tournament and play more than he did. He also calls them all nepo babies.

As much as I'd like them to respond because it'd be funny, I genuinely hope the FGC just simply ignores Phil. This attempt at shit stirring is especially pathetic even by Phil's standards

 

[Necrosan]

As much as I'd like them to respond because it'd be funny, I genuinely hope the FGC just simply ignores Phil. This attempt at shit stirring is especially pathetic even by Phil's standards

I hope I get to see grandpa Phil still yelling at the FGC when he is 60-70. Yes, he will live that long. Each dialysis will be monetized.

 

[marlimar]

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It tucks the penis in or it gets the spoon again?

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

I believe Machinima was pushing for him to transition into doing commentary.

Not only they tried o have him as a commentator for FGC events but they also tried to have him socialise with other creators for collabs.

Of course he complained about being forced to go to VIP dinners and stayed in his hotel room in true Phil fashion.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Nice little min-scam yesterday, dent gives Phil $10 to buy a specific piece of Sleep Simulator DLC, Phil says it will probably go on sale soon so no need to buy it yet. Thanks for the money stupid fuck.

 

[Fapcop]

To be honest I can't remember if I ever heard Phil say "I like this sport" or "I like this music". Sure he likes Wrestling but come on that's not a real sport.

And that puzzle...Jesus. How long until we get another "Game journalist" meme, this time "Game journalist when doing basic puzzle in *insert game here*"

I seem to recall Phil showing off his CD and DVD collection waaaay back in the day.

The CDs were literally top20 shit that he bought because it was top20. Same thing with many of the movies.

Phil had always had this alien skin walking a human element to his personality. “Well hello there fellow human! Just on my way to pick up the latest top 20 musical disk to listen to chill-style at home, like any other normal ahdult human!”

Ngl: If he had some autistic obsession with MC Hammer or Bach, I’d probably still give him some shit for that, but at least he’d show a tiny bit of personality.

DSP is like the end result of humans being raised by Globohomo corporations. If you told me he spent the first 12 years of his life in a vat, I wouldn’t be surprised.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Big ups to Dave and Linda for failing to have the tools of properly raising a fat, gay, polish, autistic boy who never could pronounce the word ACKsessories correctly. Without you guys as terrible parents, we wouldn’t be able to laugh at his terrible life and business decisions 6 days a week.

 

[I Know 孤独のせい]

As much as I'd like them to respond because it'd be funny, I genuinely hope the FGC just simply ignores Phil. This attempt at shit stirring is especially pathetic even by Phil's standards

I would love for the opposite to happen. That he somehow goes to a big event like Evo and gets to play on stream against the old guard like Wong, Oritz, Mike Loss or one of the new players like Nyanpi. Would be fascinating to see how he behaves in public and when eyes are on him.

 

[Switch Mongo]

so is he a weakling with atrophied noodle arms or is he strong enough to break every controller he touches? tard strength works in mysterious ways.

Probably a mix of both. He’s a noodle arm freak who breaks controller simply because he gets cheap ass shit.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Nice little min-scam yesterday, dent gives Phil $10 to buy a specific piece of Sleep Simulator DLC, Phil says it will probably go on sale soon so no need to buy it yet. Thanks for the money stupid fuck.

Phil wants to buy it on sell, so that he can’t keep most of the money. “Why not buy it now? HOW AM I SCAMMING YOU!?”
He did it with the Krabby patty, cookies, cake, booze etc. he doesn’t want to spend any money he gets to buy things that he promised his weens “dents”. Why spend 35 of the 2,000 you got on the fast food you promise when you can just lie and keep all the money? Thanks for the money, dummy. Hahahahahaha

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Nice little min-scam yesterday, dent gives Phil $10 to buy a specific piece of Sleep Simulator DLC, Phil says it will probably go on sale soon so no need to buy it yet. Thanks for the money stupid fuck.

To be fair, the Steam Summer Sale apparently starts this week.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

To be fair, the Steam Summer Sale apparently starts this week.

That would be forward-thinking. You know better than to expect that.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Nice little min-scam yesterday, dent gives Phil $10 to buy a specific piece of Sleep Simulator DLC, Phil says it will probably go on sale soon so no need to buy it yet. Thanks for the money stupid fuck.

Sleep Simulator is 99 cents, but it has been on sale for 84 cents. That's like a video of ad revenue.

 

[Comma]

This pre-stream is atrocious. It's him just sitting there, talking about literally any boring subject some dent in the chat brings up, obviously waiting for sad and lonely individuals to open their wallets.

No wonder he's barely getting 200 live viewers on Youtube.

 

[IFBB Pro Phil]

Phil has never been more boring than the last month. The fast food menu pre streams are his darkest era.

 

[Awssum Possum]

Phail went on a rant defending shitbulls, and said the the only reason they "get a bad rap" is because "people mistreat them".

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Phail ranted again about his 10 year plan and an insane schizo cope about how all his haters are insane and he's perfectly well adjusted and happy. Who are you trying to convince, pig?

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Phail ranted again about his 10 year plan and an insane schizo cope about how all his haters are insane and he's perfectly well adjusted and happy. Who are you trying to convince, pig?

Current Phil is having a blast. The fact that Nathan Smith, Princess Luna, Ur Future Stepdad, Lance, and OIC may not be watching and donating in 10 years is future phil's problem.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Phil has never been more boring than the last month. The fast food menu pre streams are his darkest era.

I regret wanting Phil to bring back DSP Tries It! It was his only relatively decent content, and he just turned it into watching a fat dude eat uncomfortably and beg endlessly for the privilege.