Inactive John S. Bulla / @Paul45thomas / @BullaStephen / @StephenBulla - "God's only friend"

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"If you were born as female and look beatiful". So is it enough if you were born female but are not one anymore?
 
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No seriously what the fuck is going on in this picture. Why are there chains and locks? Why is he naked? What is happening here?

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LordKaT said:
No seriously what the fuck is going on in this picture. Why are there chains and locks? Why is he naked? What is happening here?
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my understanding from earlier in the thread is that uh, he wears that weird plastic chain necklace thing so that he can hook other tools and utensils to it for ease of access. for example, in that picture, he's got some kind of keyring dangling from it. i hope those pastel yellow and blue objects aren't pacifiers. :horrifying:

there are two reasons he does this, the first obviously being insanity, the other being that he's so fucking creepy that he's routinely barred from entering stores and other places of business, meaning he doesn't always have the ability to buy new shit (even if his sex offender budget permitted it). there is also evidently some long-term issue with his shower, as according to the ED article, his hair has been bleached blonde by his routine usage of hydrogen peroxide to bathe himself; it wouldn't surprise me to learn that he's so obviously a rapist that plumbers and other handymen-for-hire refuse to do business with him. these two issues serve to explain most of the reason why everything in his house is a kludge of zip-ties and dried semen.

EDIT: also he might be naked and glistening with sweat all the time because his air conditioning is broke and he has no way to cool off after ragefucking his hand at the television for 9 hours a day
 
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HOMO INSPECTUS said:
my understanding from earlier in the thread is that uh, he wears that weird plastic chain necklace thing so that he can hook other tools and utensils to it for ease of access. for example, in that picture, he's got some kind of keyring dangling from it. i hope those pastel yellow and blue objects aren't pacifiers. :horrifying:

there are two reasons he does this, the first obviously being insanity, the other being that he's so fucking creepy that he's routinely barred from entering stores and other places of business, meaning he doesn't always have the ability to buy new shit (even if his sex offender budget permitted it). there is also evidently some long-term issue with his shower, as according to the ED article, his hair has been bleached blonde by his routine usage of hydrogen peroxide to bathe himself; it wouldn't surprise me to learn that he's so obviously a rapist that plumbers and other handymen-for-hire refuse to do business with him. these two issues serve to explain most of the reason why everything in his house is a kludge of zip-ties and dried semen.

EDIT: also he might be naked and glistening with sweat all the time because his air conditioning is broke and he has no way to cool off after ragefucking his hand at the television for 9 hours a day
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john bulla has a lot of unexplainable behaviors that no once can really pinpoint as to why he does them. but one thing for certain is that john is a hoarder. his hoarding is not to the point where the people on TLC are, but its still pretty severe. the trash in his house isn't just thrown around, its meticulously and strategically. looking in the backgrounds of his house there is junk and garbage everywhere and he seems to treasure and make use of every single piece of it. this kind of hoarding usually stems from attachment issues...
 
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john bulla has a lot of unexplainable behaviors that no once can really pinpoint as to why he does them. but one thing for certain is that john is a hoarder. his hoarding is not to the point where the people on TLC are, but its still pretty severe. the trash in his house isn't just thrown around, its meticulously and strategically. looking in the backgrounds of his house there is junk and garbage everywhere and he seems to treasure and make use of every single piece of it. this kind of hoarding usually stems from attachment issues...
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He's a rare OCD hoarder.
 
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looking in the backgrounds of his house there is junk and garbage everywhere and he seems to treasure and make use of every single piece of it.
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for example, in the above image, he has used masking tape to affix what appears to be a fucking receipt to his bedroom wall. i am suddenly reminded of the time he went to mcdonald's or some shit and tweeted a picture of the receipt, among other things, letting all the beautiful white women in the world know that he, john bulla, can afford fast food. (sexually)
 
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LordKaT said:
No seriously what the fuck is going on in this picture. Why are there chains and locks? Why is he naked? What is happening here?

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This picture represents an alternate dimension wherein Flava Flav was born white and schizophrenic with an interest in Macgyver-style DIY and rape.

This photo is going to be a part of a court record some day. We all know this, right?
 
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The plastic links are one thing but why are they connected to string? Couldn't he just get a fucking Lanyard like any normal person from 2002?
 
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Sonitistic said:
The plastic links are one thing but why are they connected to string? Couldn't he just get a fucking Lanyard like any normal person from 2002?
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I think, in his mind, he thinks he is being resourceful in using what he has to solve his needs. Like, ' I don't need a fancy expensive tv stand! I'll just recycle this perfectly good bucket someone threw out. Go me, I am so awesome.'

He clearly is not a man to care about the aesthetic of his surrounds - as long as it is functional, who cares what it looks like (just take a glance at his chicken and potato dinners).

Also, he has more money to spend on magazines this way. It is interesting that his magazines aren't pornos. It's like he saves all his standards for the women he wants to fuck.
 
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Also, he has more money to spend on magazines this way. It is interesting that his magazines aren't pornos. It's like he saves all his standards for the women he wants to fuck.
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He apparently did have porno mags at one point. I'm wondering if his looney bin visit killed the leeway he had before.
 
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