Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sam Losco]

Looks like Lawyer You Know is up next for interviewing Alessi and Yannetti.

 

[Gulls on Film]

Mama Celeste and Bob must have cut off the litigation faucet. Poor Nitrous Nicky resorting to being a vexatious litigant on his own license, assuming the bar of Minnesota is dumb enough to allow him to practice law again.

We're about 2 years away from Nick Greerposting his plights in docket motions and accidentally uploading naked pictures of April into the court system

 

[USAroXX]

I realize that judgement day approaches and it’s a stressful time for everyone, but it’s important to take a step back and remember that whatever happens, we are the winners.

Can Steel Toe Lawyer please request to have all pictures submitted by the Rekieta's to the police entered as evidence AND sealed. After judge looks at what Rekieta submitted to the police in order to determine which picture it was that Aaron allegedly sent privately to a friend THE JUDGE can make a finding of fact in the record that NONE of the many naked pictures submitted by Rekieta addict and whore wife TO A GROUP OF POLICEMEN had ever been identified as having been the picture sent by defendant Aaron privately to his friend.

Maybe judge will ask polycule whore wife n coke addict Skelly to explain why so many naked pics were sent to police and why they thought a different man would be in possession of any nekid Pic of whore wife....? Polycule? COME ON Aaron, you will have an audience at the hearing GET IT ALL ON THE RECORD. Adding that rekieta and whore wife invited his buddy's to attend YOUR HEARING despite their false claims of embarrassment and pain? When in fact it appears the addict AND his whore wife used the Minnesota legal system as well as THIS COURT to Harrass and embarrass Aaron (as evidence by the open invites that the addict sent to his friends on a podcast while THE ADDICT is even PROVIDING HOUSING for this "event-hearing" to his internet buddy's those same buddy's that just had a Las Vegas meet-up where rekieta alleged he presented pics of Aaron and Alleged texts from Aaron and a mini-fridge where the ticket price was 250 per person. Receipts are all over the internet, right?

Any of addicts future lawsuits will be better reading than a Stephen king novel...WELL not really better but being entertained by "legal" arguments of a hole brained addict is gonna be enjoyable (if his past lolsuit criminal arguments are any comparison). I cannot wait.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Nick Rugieta only ignores and forgives because there's only so much room in his tiny brain, he can't focus on the many, many, many people he hates all the time.

Too many holes in his brain and memory.

Lmao, who does he think he's scaring with that melodramatic nonsense?

 

[Desktop User2]

Kayla is also a crack whore who lets Jamaican male strippers gangbang her. She's probably taken far more dick than April could ever hope to. I don't know about "talking about threesomes with his kids" but do you really think that the whore princess of the uterine sea herself, who lets her children live in squalor while being abused by their drunken manchild father is above anything? No, Kayla is an awful person and an even worse mother.

She's also completely off her fucking rocker bro and April isn't a pilled out zombie. April's a disgusting whore but she's a upgrade if only for the fact that she doesn't look like a cartoon which.

I dont care about dicks taken, and I severely doubt a prostitute hopping from influencer to influencer took less dick than a weirdo that just got recently entailed to swinging, and certainly not claiming the benzozombie is great; but the claim of a professional homewrecker that talks about sex with the infant children of their polycule with whom she has no relation at all and expose the same children to her sexting with their father is OBJECTIVELY worse. I´m sorry if her mushy tits casted some spell on you.

 

[talk talk talk]

I've got a great idea for a Balldo stream!

Strap a GoPro to your forehead and take your audience along as you clean your fucking house.

 

[Sammich]

specific people and entities who went well beyond the bounds of criticism

I have it on good authority that Nick Rekieta paid Drexel to rape his children in front of him and Kayla. I think a reasonable person could assume this is the case.

Come sue me faggot.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

We're about 2 years away from Nick Greerposting his plights in docket motions and accidentally uploading naked pictures of April into the court system

If nothing changes, if he keeps sniffing galaxy gas and provoking stressful situations, there will be no Nick in two years. Just an unattended grave. He's not Ralph hardened by generations of alcoholism, drugs and white trash lifestyle. He's mommy's boy, a trust fund kid. His body is not prepared for this lifestyle.

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

I've got a great idea for a Balldo stream!

Strap a GoPro to your forehead and take your audience along as you clean your fucking house.

Unironically this would eclipse the Rittenhouse streams.
Hell if the dog is still alive put a GoPro on him too and let it out of the bathroom for the first time this year.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Update from the Balldo Bunker.

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>They will be dealt with in due course.

Motherfucker actually sounds like a mustache twirling villain. Did he fucking develop autism from the substance abuse?

 

[Vibralldo]

>They will be dealt with in due course.

Motherfucker actually sounds like a mustache twirling villain. Did he fucking develop autism from the substance abuse?

Nick's always been evil. That rape rant he went on in 2022 proves he was always like that.

 

[SigmaBalls]

Nick's always been evil. That rape rant he went on in 2022 proves he was always like that.

The RAPE WHAT??

 

[Fapcop]

We're about 2 years away from Nick Greerposting his plights in docket motions and accidentally uploading naked pictures of April into the court system

I’d say it’s about time Fapcop here gets some wind in his sails, so that’s an arc I’m looking forward to!

 

[Harm]

Update from the Balldo Bunker.

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Same energy:



"My balldo is not important; what is important is what I'm going to tweet. I just fucking hate the Dabbleverse, and the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter cuckoldry, and I always found it funny and weird. This is the time of vengeance, and no bull is worth saving, and I will put in my kill list as many as I can. It's time for me to cope and it's time for me to seethe; my legal crusade begins... here!"

 

[Penguin Soldier]

Maybe judge will ask polycule whore wife n coke addict Skelly to explain why so many naked pics were sent to police and why they thought a different man would be in possession of any nekid Pic of whore wife....? Polycule?

My question is what are the actual damages of this case? A single nude that was consensually taken was sent to single person privately. Maybe it's because I personally like sympathy for grown ass people who knowingly took/posed for nudes and just expect there to be no potential consequences to those actions, but these weren't even made public by being posted online for God's sake.

 

[Vibralldo]

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Jun 21, 2025

I got a hot take on Nick's obsession with Redo of Healer. Idk if anyone said this before but I'll take a crack at it anyway:

He keeps isn't it "isn't porn" and he doesn't get off to it, and that he believes it's a beautiful and artistic story. That's worse.

If you enjoy it purely as smut, then at least in theory, no matter how sick or depraved the content gets, you're only watching it to get your rocks off. It's a sexual fantasy for you and no matter how grim it gets, nobody really gets hurt. You could argue reality doesn't line up with that ideal, but at least you'd have an...

• Not Who You Think

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In 2022 Nick went on a graphic, detailed rant about how he would rape anyone that crossed him

Bases on his recent behavior, I personally believe that this isn't hyperbolic and he genuinely wants to rape people he thinks have wronged him as a form of "revenge" similar to his favorite anime Redo of Healer

 

[SigmaBalls]

Bases on his recent behavior, I personally believe that this isn't hyperbolic and he genuinely wants to rape people he thinks have wronged him as a form of "revenge" similar to his favorite anime Redo of Healer

Pretty damning evidence that he's never been of sound mind, and has always been a dangerous individual.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Aaron will likely make a reasonable settlement of somewhere around $5000 - $10,000, though I would heartily welcome mitigating evidence that Nick Rekieta had been reporting every instance of supposed breach, not the aggrieved party.
We all know Nick is a fanciful balldoskelly, his vindictive dreams of milking Aaron's every cent is a far fetched reality.
In the long-term, $10,000 is five months of snack budget. Better to cut a deal and let Nick have his moment.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

I've always been told that anyone who represents themselves in court has a fool for a client, so I'm not quite sure what a law license does in Nick's mind unless he's planning on going after people Pro Se. Then again, that lines up with what his actual motivations are. I could absolutely see Nick firing off Pro Se suits against his enemies just to drain them of time and resources through lawfare (which he has openly admitted that's what he's doing to Aaron). He will lose in the end and have to pay costs, but he doesn't care because it's Mommy's money and not his.

Spoiler: How every one of Nick’s lolsuits will go

Nick: Your Honor, I’m suing the defendant for the following reasons: He called me a Balldo wearing cuck who felched another man’s semen from my wife’s vagina. Then he called me an unfit father and accused me of exposing my daughter to cocaine. And finally, he accused me of huffing nitrous oxide.

Judge: Very well. What does the defendant have to say for himself?

Defendant: Your Honor, everything I said about him is true and the truth is the ultimate defense against charges of defamation.

Judge: I’ve made my decision. The court hereby declares that Nick Rekeita is legally a cuckold and an unfit father. He is ordered to pay the defense’s legal costs. And just for him having the audacity to waste everyone’s time like this, I’m confiscating his Galaxy Gas.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Skelly, where's your Karen Read verdict stream?

I stand by my previous statements that he was hoping she’d be guilty because then he could come off with righteous fury and make Karen being guilty about how he got fucked with by the government. Also, he’d play the Kurt cooking video again.