2025 Israel vs Iran War

[draggs]

Air strikes against Iran: Countless.
Missile strikes against Israel: Innumerable

Israel: we won’t stop until we are done

*1 Missile strikes against US bases later*

Israel: ok we are ready to talk ceasefire.

Yeah it’s looking like it got a bit too real for the Americans and they called the dog off

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The cope is reaching levels that break the laws of sneeding

 

[mooted]

And like that, once again we can see that 99% of the geopolitics analysis online (left and right) is wrong and retarded.
It was clear since the start that this was not a war, Iran can't go to war, they sent some missiles to save face and the thing is over.
The jews and Persians will throw some more rockets and its over.
Americans back to talking about inmigrants and troons and forget about this,

The retards posting non stop "this is world war III, im not dying for Israel in this war, Trump is Bush" are the dumbest, worst than lefties.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Israel has not officially confirmed a ceasefire. The security cabinet is still in session. - YNET

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Axis of Retardation Telegram accounts are denying this ceasefire:
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We'll see in a few hours if it's real or not.

Iran right now while Russia and China desperately try to drag them off the stage

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

Lol I leave for an hour to play a game and there's a ceasefire deal wtf is going on

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

Following Trump’s statement, the Israeli cabinet discussion is still ongoing.

bruh

Manifesting peace

 

[Rimanah]

Lol I leave for an hour to play a game and there's a ceasefire deal wtf is going on

Nothing, nothing ever happens here.

 

[Kornheiser]

I expect apologies for overreacting to ww3 fears.

 

[StudMccool]

One of three things is happening:

1. The ceasefire is real, and regime propagandists and certain officials are trying to save face by denying it.

2. A high-ranking Iranian official, possibly even the Ayatollah himself, accepted the ceasefire, but either other regime officials disagree or government communications in Iran have completely collapsed.

3. Trump is fucking lying.

secret option 4. Trump is legitimately hoping to "art of the deal" a geopolitical ceasefire via tweet with the main logic of "hey, I said it so its true"

 

[draggs]

Manifesting peace into reality

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secret option 4. Trump is legitimately hoping to "art of the deal" a geopolitical ceasefire via tweet with the main logic of "hey, I said it so its true"

According to Vance they've been working on a ceasefire since Midnight Hammer was carried out. Classic Trump, the deal is maybe close but not really and to brute force it to completion he announces it's done and then the other parties are the assholes if they don't go along

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

if Trump pulls this out of his ass I will never doubt him again

 

[trent]

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Why would you go boots on the ground after it only took a week and a bit of airstrikes to render Iran entirely defenseless and destroy their nuclear weapons program as well?

Apparently the US had to talk Israel out of killing the Ayatollah on the very first day of this embarrassing bitch-slapping.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

A spokesperson for the Israeli military declined to comment on Trump’s statement about a cease-fire. - NYT

 

[Rekieta’s Broken Penis]

The cope is reaching levels that break the laws of sneeding

Yeah because the Republicans aren’t afraid of getting dragged into another war by having a base struke without warning. That totally wouldn’t fracture their support base and definitely wouldn’t tank them in the mid-terms and harm Vance’s chance at President in 3 years.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

if Trump pulls this out of his ass I will never doubt him again

Always TRVST the plan, patriot! WWG1WGA!

 

[Margo Martindale]

Qtar has iron dome ?

Most likely using the Patriot Missile system, which has the ability to shoot down ballistic missiles like the Iron Dome

 

[draggs]

Yeah because the Republicans aren’t afraid of getting dragged into another war by having a base struke without warning. That totally wouldn’t fracture their support base and definitely wouldn’t tank them in the mid-terms and harm Vance’s chance at President in 3 years.

So instead of destroying Trump with this one simple trick (HE HATES IT!!) the Iranians went along with him because reasons

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

The retards posting non stop "this is world war III, im not dying for Israel in this war, Trump is Bush" are the dumbest, worst than lefties.

The PSLification of geo-politics has been a disaster for the discussion of geo-politics

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

A spokesperson for the Israeli military declined to comment on Trump’s statement about a cease-fire. - NYT

Jews want to keep bombing for another 2 months I bet.

 

[babyDunk]

It's fitting that his attempts at showmanship or power come off as jealousy, considering the entire reason we're in this bullshit is because Trump tore up an agreement Obama signed with Iran meant to prevent this exact scenario because Obama got to it first instead of him.

And what exaclty were the details of that deal? from what i understand we paid them millions of dollars not to build a weapon to bomb us.Is that the best deal we could come up with.

He looks like a fucking zombie here, I guess his team didn't have enough time to put his orange bronzer on?

...Huh?

Trump's pictures in the situation room desperately try and recreate the effortless cool that Obama and his team had back then, except Obama was a spry 49 (practically a babyfaced freshman in the geriatric world of modern politics) meanwhile Trump is on the cusp of 80.

Christ is this the 'TDS' thing niggas be talking about? Dude its a picture of drumf, why are you so mad?