DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Pargon]

Hey anyone who wants a T&H, I’m feeling happy and putting a bounty on turning this last frame into an icon, this needs to be a Phil emoticon for the forum fucking yesterday

edit: like this guy here, is what I’m saying

edit 2 so no one thinks I’m a cunt: @TheGreatWhiteNorth u bout 2 b sponsored 2, boi

 

[Tiggletown]

Tourist here, The floating green DSP head made me cry with laughter, hasn't happened in a long time.

Thank you.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Hey anyone who wants a T&H, I’m feeling happy and putting a bounty on turning this last frame into an icon, this needs to be a Phil emoticon for the forum fucking yesterday
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edit: like this guy here, is what I’m saying

if i had any talent i would make an APT edit. maybe call it BEG

 

[Sexy Potoo]

Tourist here, The floating green DSP head made me cry with laughter, hasn't happened in a long time.

Thank you.

I Hope Null puts his head on something funny during the next MATi stream

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Well that answered the question of whether or not this punchable polack faggot was going to ride the coattails of Reviewbra and get the latest FOMO goyslop sammich from Wendys which looks like he is and those fucking retards will give him money just as he said. BTW Phil you're doing the classic not seeing the forest for the trees it's NAHT about the act of begging it's about the deception and half truth about the what it's used for as well as the more dented whales most likely having an agreement with you about delaying the announcement of a tip or giving a tip if certain conditions aren't met for a day.

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

UNHINGED. At this point, he might as well wear a sign that says "PUNCH ME REPEATEDLY". And the dents that keep throwing money at him might as well have Ls tattooed on their foreheads.

All because someone asked him to cut back on the begging and frivolous spending.

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Funny thing is, this attitude is not even close to new. He's always been a Findom King, where you exist simply to give your money to him, and the moment you can't/don't give money anymore, you are sent straight to Lean-In world, just another detractor/troll. Sure he exists merely on the generosity of actual, PROOVABLE retards, but how DARE you even suggest he change up his life-style in any way, how DARE you suggest he get a job, and how DARE you suggest he does anything even remotely responsible beyond "ok, I'll buy this game and hope dents keep showing up to throw money into this furnace called my wallet, and berate them if they don't give me enough"

 

[GodModule]

Just want to mention to that apparently Buckwell was the one that told Phil to buy the DLC for Truck Sim. Buckwell is a dentractor. Saw him in Steve Cambian's chat a week or 2 ago bragging about how he gives Phil money since Phil gives the detractors content. Think his youtube name is Sam Buckwell

Honestly the weens are more dented than Phils fans at this point

UNHINGED. At this point, he might as well wear a sign that says "PUNCH ME REPEATEDLY". And the dents that keep throwing money at him might as well have Ls tattooed on their foreheads.

All because someone asked him to cut back on the begging and frivolous spending.

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I mean he isn't wrong. I also love how arrogant he's became since getting away with all the scummy shit he's done. He's truly embraced his pigroach luck

 

[SamuraiHitler]

Tourist here, The floating green DSP head made me cry with laughter, hasn't happened in a long time.

Thank you.

The best content Phil ever did

 

[CannedBacon]

Just want to mention to that apparently Buckwell was the one that told Phil to buy the DLC for Truck Sim. Buckwell is a dentractor. Saw him in Steve Cambian's chat a week or 2 ago bragging about how he gives Phil money since Phil gives the detractors content. Think his youtube name is Sam Buckwell

I swear these guys are bigger faggots than Phil and his actual dents

 

[Mysterious Figure]

I regret wanting Phil to bring back DSP Tries It! It was his only relatively decent content, and he just turned it into watching a fat dude eat uncomfortably and beg endlessly for the privilege.

I hate that he's too scared to record anything outside the "office". All that footage of his broken down house would be hilarious, and more like the good old days when he would show his entire life.

 

[LongLiveTheKing]

I hate that he's too scared to record anything outside the "office". All that footage of his broken down house would be hilarious, and more like the good old days when he would show his entire life.

Maybe the Weens can grow a pair and start demanding more from the King of The Dents and we can get that Con tent back. Or they can just keep paying him to be the most boring man in the world to Own others whatever its not my Money.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Maybe the Weens can grow a pair and start demanding more from the King of The Dents and we can get that Con tent back. Or they can just keep paying him to be the most boring man in the world to Own others whatever its not my Money.

Phil has firmly established that even the biggest whales can't expect anything from him, and he will ban you when you step out of line. It's going to take massive reconditioning.

 

[BlastMonk]

Well that answered the question of whether or not this punchable polack faggot was going to ride the coattails of Reviewbra

ACKtually you mouth drooling troll, Phil inspired Reviewbrah because DSPtriesit back in the day is the god father of all food review videos okay? *SNORT* fucking moron

 

[INirvana]

Why does all of his clothes consist of a button up shirt, this dude got no variety? Dressed like a ''hip'' 40 year old GTA father

 

[Jose Cuervo]

If I had the time and the means, I’d replace Neo Cortex with Phil. That cringy spiel’s length is just about perfect.

Someone did a few with Alex Jones and Jordan Peterson a few years ago, it’s hilarious stuff.

 

[Iron Father]

fake tough guy phil is my favorite.
"im nobodys bitch!"

His entire life is dictated by his fatwife's part-time job schedule, likely set by some dickhead middle manager half DSP's age.

 

[Pargon]

His entire life is dictated by his fatwife's part-time job schedule, likely set by some dickhead middle manager half DSP's age.

if he had any nuts he'd pick them up off the floor and call him and bitch him out. why not, he's already a Karen about tons of other shit. what, he can't pick up the phone and get the little shit on the line and ask him to stop giving his horse two close-opens in the middle of the fucking week, he's sick to death of putting her in the stable and then getting up just eighteen hours later to let her back out all over again

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

edit 2 so no one thinks I’m a cunt: @TheGreatWhiteNorth u bout 2 b sponsored 2, boi

I'm the cunt. Big ups to DooblancDuvel for this. And yes, someone should do a Power Rangers animated gif of Phil scolding the Rangers for telling him how to live his life.

Also, Phil once again telling on himself. Dave was the disciplinarian ("you're not my dad"), whereas Linda coddled him (as if we didn't already know).

 

[Fapcop]

fake tough guy phil is my favorite.
"im nobodys bitch!" except every single time he's confronted in real life he runs and hides.
hey phil remember when your neighbor yelled at you to shut up and you got quiet like a BITCH?
remember that time someone was going to kick your fat ass at a tournament so you ran into the bathroom and hid for hours like a BITCH?
idk man, sounds like you're a BITCH to a lot of people. bitch

Ah yes, classic tough guy Phil…. Say, remember when PPP explained to him on stream in front of the dents that: “Why yes, I DID call your wife fat, but it was because it’s funny you see so it’s alright!”, and Phil just sat there with a shit eating grin and had to take it?

I really hope I live long enough to see the dents withhold their money for just a week, and watch Phil spiral. I guess that’s why most of us watch him.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

This Blue Prince shit today was hilarious. Phil is stuck on this puzzle with 3 rows of 3 blocks, it's taking forever so he looks up a solution. The post he finds has the correct order to push the buttons labeled like a numberpad. You know, with 789 at the top and 123 at the bottom, like any calculator or computer numberpad you've ever used. Phil, however, assumes it's like a phone dialpad and 123 is at the top, tries it once, and declares the solution is wrong and the guy who put it online must be an idiot.
Edit: Also I'd like to mention that popularly used fighting game notation uses the numberpad positions to explain how to do special moves in fighting games, e.g 236 for a quarter circle forward, 41236 for a half circle, etc. Phil, old school FGC pro that he is, doesn't immediately recognize this.