Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Judge Holden]

Three fucking AM Milwuakee time and he's up on X prisoning stalkers while I'm taking my nightly shit at work.
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Just clocked in to my day shift and I am happy to see I have the midnight panhandler on the other side of the atlantic keeping me company

 

[Terence Trent D'ARPA]

Anuddah thought to meditate on...

The only reason the beleaguered delivery man called the cops was because fatrick was (fatly) blocking his vehicle from leaving, so how many more times has this shit occurred but pig man was not able to waddle into position fast enough or was made to feel intimidated enough to back off?


Also despite the fence materials being installed in march, it seems he only actually put up the new fence/watched Nikkki put up the new fence this month

I'd say there's another reason for Patrick's temper tantrum, besides just alcoholism and being on a power trip: Pat doesn't want that fence up at all.

I assume that it was either Niki or Lynne that insisted on the fence going up, because it would solve 99% of their issues with Craigslist. Missing chairs? No longer an issue. Missing patio tables? Also not an issue. Dan Mullen walking by his backyard? Patrick can't see Dan, and Dan can't see him. In fact, you'd think if the "vandalism" he had before was a real thing, he would have had that fence up years ago.

However, that's going to crimp his style as the "world's most SWATTed man" and the perennial victim of "cyber-stlakers" that somehow use the Internet to commit "crimes against [his] family." If people can't get into his backyard, then there would be no more Twitter posts about what dastardly deeds the stlakers did to him that day. And if he tries to manufacture evidence, like he's been known to do? People are going to wonder how that happened when there was a fence in the way. And of course, Fatrick is going to lash out at the one person that's going to be the beginning of the end to all of that -- the delivery driver.

I guess this explains why it took them several months to get the fence built. Patrick most likely put it off as long as he could, but Niki or Lynne just took it upon themselves to hire some workers. They left enough remaining wood so he could build a flower bed and at least get some Twitter engagement.

I wonder if Niki stood there drinking a Yuengling looking bemusedly at Patrick, when he cut first and measured twice afterward?

 

[Piggle Rick]

This is the sort of shit where a supposedly grown man should know that, at the very LEAST once the police arrive, you need to be polite and apologetic, not continue to carry on like a belligerent cunt. I bet almost anyone else could have talked his way out of this without getting a citation. Fatrick truly is the world’s most unlikeable man.

I'd say there's another reason for Patrick's temper tantrum, besides just alcoholism and being on a power trip: Pat doesn't want that fence up at all.

Because in his mind, putting the fence up means the idiots win. He really is that stupid.

 

[Something Awful]

Someone on OnA pointed out Rick had this little interaction just prior to the fence delivery trouble:

https://x.com/IfindRetards/status/1902556833572962551

(that's my local time zone, it was the middle of the night in Milwaukee)

Hundreds if not thousands of people demonstrably laughing at him must have given Rick a bit of a narcissistic injury and put a dent in the "your stalking cult is not even a dozen people" theory. He was seething and drinking all night, then sperged out at the first person he could (Niki doesn't count, she's more of an inert object).

I guess this explains why it took them several months to get the fence built.

That's one possibility, but I think there is a simpler explanation (he's fat and lazy).

 

[internet friend]

Holy shit, the hog is seething like never before! You DIED here, stalker.

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Maybe someone already made this joke, but I haven't got that far in the thread yet

 

[Dude Snakes]

Bah so no consequences for Patrick being verbally abusive/blocking the business staff? Lame I was hoping this unhinged lunatic would face consequences for his actions.

 

[TouchFluffyTail]

Maybe someone already made this joke, but I haven't got that far in the thread yet

Curse-Rotted Greatwood is what his fence will be in a few months; while Living Failures, well... the joke sort of writes itself, doesn't it Pat and Big Nicholas.
(Yeah yeah the last one was Bloodborne)

 

[YouTube Autist]

Please find attached the police report regarding a incident on 03-20-25 where Mr. Patrick Tomlinson began yelling at employees of JB Hunt Transport services for not doing their job as well as he wanted to. The poor employee was "fearing for his safety".

I bet the people Patrick yelled at were black. You know how he is around colored folk.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

he can do the best possible thing and show up and challenge it and tell TRUTH to POWER about how he completely isn't FAT and was totally justified at flipping out like a batshit crazy lunatic on some poor innocent delivery driver whose only offense was getting assigned to deliver fence material to a rage pig.

I don't think he can still do that, can he? He already plead no contest

 

[Judge Holden]

Pat the Porcine Panhandler Ponders Prognostications Pertaining to Prancing

Note how this rotund faggot cannot even take responsibility for his many fat fingered spelling errors, and insists it has to be the AI boogeyman. Also I guess Tiny Tim Tongues Taint on Titan will feature some manner of prancing around during the scene where little timothy gives double tug jobs at the space truckstop

 

[Reverend]

Yeah Null, fatrick dropped 30,000 pound bombs on some innocent truckerfucker, this is bigger news than iRan or whatever the new Apple product is.

He unloaded his salami order for the upcoming summer season again?

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Next day however he only made his way back to xitter at 13:19 despite the incident happening like four and a half hours previous

‘Sci-Fi author here’ has about the same gravitas as ‘Sandwich artist here’

 

[LemonParty]

Once again, thank you for blessing us with legal docs.

I actually hate this guy now. For the longest time I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt in most happenings. (He would immediately erase the need for it). But from here on out no more. I refuse to ever allow for any other possibilities. The answer will always be that Pat is at fault and he should be raped to death by illegal alien cartel members while his husband watches.

Only a hyper faggot bitch would act this way. He knows that this is the only position where he can tell someone to do something and they have to oblige. And his response is abuse strictly because he CAN get away with it. FAGGOT.

Shiet mang, what havin a nigga fart in yo wife's vagina does to a motha fucka.

 

[Judge Holden]

‘Sci-Fi author here’ has about the same gravitas as ‘Sandwich artist here’

Or in fatrick's case 'Sandwich Eater here'

If you know... you know.

EDIT: DRIVER LIED, STALKER. JUST LIKE YOU DO.

 

[Something Awful]

The autocorrect isn't able to read my mind when I fat-hoof some string of letters distantly reminiscent of a word. Clearly AI is to blame, and now observe the breadth of my cosmopolitan knowledge: France – wine and cheese! Le ha-ha! Fucking rube.

 

[Judge Holden]

Fucking rube.

The correct term is 'Rubenesque' when it applies to fatrick you fanook

Also pig man claims the citation was dismissed and yet back a couple days it was apparently awaiting judgement, suggesting fatrick is both a liar and also fat

 

[Markorian]

suggesting fatrick is a liar

My, whatever could have given you that idea?

 

[New Username]

Don't forget he hired a lawyer and paid $5K to be made fun of on Twitter.

Also, the Craigslist ads appearing for a fence being given away right after it got put up had me cackling like an idiot.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Fatrick dropped 30,000 pound bombs on some innocent truckerfucker

That's an odd way to say, "Patrick took a deuce in his longsuffering toilet."

 

[Judge Holden]

Noted handler of pans and gay mens' asses just this minute xeeted yet anuddah lawsuit threat


EDIT: EVERYTHING SHOULD BE PHYSICALLY PAINFUL FOR YOU, STALKER


Also seems a category FAT oinkout is now in progress