DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[harrybrookfan21]

To be fair, there are a lot of words that start with "i", so the "Stop ignoring me" is a bit of a stretch in my view.

DSP has been trying for months (since he started inviting people on his podcast---e.g., craig) but has been getting completely ghosted by Wings.
(latest was one month ago when he mentioned that wings keeps ignoring him and that he might try again : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7o31uFW_img&t=4909s)
So given the context, my best guess is "Stop ignoring..."

 

[neger psykolog]

holy fucking shit, which autist can calculate how many hours that would be?

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Phail says that he "reserves the right" to sue all of us and is confident in the fact that he's not just gonna win, he's gonna take all our houses too. Real 220 prestream today.

Another day, another crash out.

Pride month must be hard for poor Phil, thinking about how he lost Rambo.

 

[San Dimas High School]

holy fucking shit, which autist can calculate how many hours that would be?

I just want to know how much hard drive space he's taking up. Because those files are duplicated all over for redundancy and caching. Or how much money he's made youtube over the years compared to how much they've lost being the repository for all that garbage. No wonder they're trying so hard to get everyone to watch their ads.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

"Stop ignoring me" is my betting favorite for what Phil said. Remember that he has a history of little patience waiting for people to respond to his professional-style messages. Phil has also said he wants Wingo on his "podcast".

 

[Twrx]

I'm torn between "stop ignoring me" and "stop insulting me". The latter simply because he views any slight thing as an insult. Be it a detractor,a dent or a different YouTuber not bending the knee. All insults in his head, worthy of prison stalker child.

 

[Telemeter]

Phail says that he "reserves the right" to sue all of us and is confident in the fact that he's not just gonna win, he's gonna take all our houses too. Real 220 prestream today.

LOLSUIT ARC LET'S GOOOOOO!!!

Actually no, never going to happen, he's just an internet tough guy and is actually too lazy and incompetent to launch a lawsuit. Guy can't even bother with Amazon returns cause they're too hard for him.

Still, though, can you imagine? Detractors would probably be begging to get sued next just to force Phil to make a statement in court.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

He's especially miserable today, Jasper making him wake up at 8 in the morning broke him.
Raw's chat has the occasional gold, and today it's not disappointing.



Also, lmao evening at that gareth faggot who gave him $6 to make his life easier, and he just ignored him, scammed again slow-boy.

 

[Telemeter]

Phil has aged like milk, but honestly I'm surprised he hasn't aged worse than he has. He's got to be living stressed 24/7/365. Never knowing in enough tips will come in to keep afloat one more day. Then you add his moldy house, shit diet, complete lack of exercise and mental stimulation, isolation, and alcoholism it's a surprise his flesh suit is as intact as it is.

He looks a lot worse in than the cameras he regularly uses make him look like.

There's those short videos he made with an iphone that has a decent camera, he looks sooo much older than he does in his garbage obs setup.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Phail says that he "reserves the right" to sue all of us and is confident in the fact that he's not just gonna win, he's gonna take all our houses too. Real 220 prestream today.

Nope. That is not how that works. And any lawyer worth his salt will drop Phil as client the moment they discover he said that. You don't file frivolous lawsuits because you'll be held in contempt and/or have to pay the court fees. Either Phil believes money is being stolen from him (it is not. If people wanted to be a DSP fan they would go to DSP's channel) or he wants to be Mr. Big Money Pimping and just fling money around. But he won't even do that because he'll always have a poor person's mentality and never save a single cent. Ameribros correct me if I'm wrong. I don't have a source. I'm just not retarded. And I'm not the guy who goes "Oh I know these restreamers are fair use."

Spoiler: Cunt.

I'm just getting real sick of this tough guy act. It took everything in my power not to send him a superchat yesterday telling him "I can't wait to see him at Wendy's when he went to get the takeaway". Just to see how he'd react. But recently he's been so. Fucking. Nasty. His mouth is writing cheques his ass can't cash, as they say. His whole "I could sue!" falls as flat as the guy going "if I was on that plane during 9/11 it wouldn't have gone down like that." It doesn't make me angry, mind. It's just annoying to where I can barely watch those segments.

 

[Pargon]

Nope. That is not how that works. And any lawyer worth his salt will drop Phil as client the moment they discover he said that. You don't file frivolous lawsuits because you'll be held in contempt and/or have to pay the court fees. Either Phil believes money is being stolen from him (it is not. If people wanted to be a DSP fan they would go to DSP's channel) or he wants to be Mr. Big Money Pimping and just fling money around. But he won't even do that because he'll always have a poor person's mentality and never save a single cent. Ameribros correct me if I'm wrong. I don't have a source. I'm just not retarded.

If anyone currently alive successfully sues another person for laughing at them on the Internet it sure as shit is not going to be Phil Burnell. He’s not capable of the level of pure malice Dong-Gone is because he’s not nearly as brazen or ballsy (fuck you, I can craft irony that stabs both ways, don’t try and step to me), and doesn’t have a fraction of the connections or funding. And Dong-Gone has been held at bay by a semi-migrant autistic feeder with authority issues for years now.

 

[We Are The Witches]

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holy fucking shit, which autist can calculate how many hours that would be?

A long time ago, some Kiwifarmers tried to compile a bunch of data from DSP's videos and put it in a csv file, which has a lot of that information (duration, file size, tags, etc); caps at mid 2020.

I personally have not made any statistics with it, but I can give you the file (I'll post in the other thread as well). The data is a bit over the place, and I'm not the one who extracted it, so I have not verified how exhaustive it is or what criteria uses for some things.

If you want to do anything with it, you'll need something to properly read/analyze the csv data, like Python (for example).

 

[Balr0g]

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holy fucking shit, which autist can calculate how many hours that would be?

Not to mention a good chunk of his original channel stuff is no longer watchable. This pussy even privated his "I am fired2 video.. Also: who wants to inflict massive brain damage on him or herself?

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Eagerly waiting for my lawsuit in the mail.

 

[Pargon]

Eagerly waiting for my lawsuit in the mail.

I’m framing my subpoena, I dunno bout yall

 

[Johnny Doxville]

A long time ago, some Kiwifarmers tried to compile a bunch of data from DSP's videos and put it in a csv file, which has a lot of that information (duration, file size, tags, etc); caps at mid 2020.

I personally have not made any statistics with it, but I can give you the file (I'll post in the other thread as well). The data is a bit over the place, and I'm not the one who extracted it, so I have not verified how exhaustive it is or what criteria uses for some things.

If you want to do anything with it, you'll need something to properly read/analyze the csv data, like Python (for example).

Bookmarking for research when I'm bored, know how they pulled this in the first place at all? Would be interesting to have a more up to date picture, especially if you being in reacks and throwbackackack

 

[Iron Hamster]

Its been one of those days????

Wtf does that mean? He doesn't leave the house and has 0 responsibilities while his house falls apart around him.

What's even worse is he just woke up.

To be fair, there are a lot of words that start with "i", so the "Stop ignoring me" is a bit of a stretch in my view.

I think the point is pointing out his lying yet again about not being in contact with Wings for months.

 

[Fapcop]

A lawsuit would be worth it, as long as it meant a return of cowardly and humble, basic bitch Burnell, last heard and seen at his bankruptcy trial.

That tough guy act melted so hard, that you could almost smell the bacon sweat as Phil curled up in a corner faster than you could say: “business expenses”.

(Shit, he even had trolls on the line right then and there, lmao!)

 

[We Are The Witches]

I think the point is pointing out his lying yet again about not being in contact with Wings for months.

That's fair, but I'm just saying on that specific thing.

Bookmarking for research when I'm bored, know how they pulled this in the first place at all? Would be interesting to have a more up to date picture, especially if you being in reacks and throwbackackack

This was like 5 years ago so I don't recall, but that data looks like was obtained through the YouTube API, except the file size.

File details seem only available to the video's owner (like size), so maybe they did it by themselves by downloading the video, in fact I think another project was archiving DSP's entire channel.

Statistics on dislikes was also probably done through the API, although now it's not possible to access that data unless you're the owner, it only gives likes.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Not to mention a good chunk of his original channel stuff is no longer watchable.

id say none of his "content" is watchable