Death Stranding - Hideous Kojumbo does it again

The last decade in gaming proved that tard wrangling autistic devs is the most important job in gaming.
Don't get me wrong he's talented, but after the dust settled after the MGS5 fiasco I only realized that he needs to be wrangled. People are saying "Metal Gear don't need Kojima" and I say that's absolutely false. The spin-off (that I love with a passion) Metal Gear Rising had him cooking in the kitchen too, but in the kennel.

Konami needs Kojima and Kojima needs Konami.
 
Don't get me wrong he's talented, but after the dust settled after the MGS5 fiasco I only realized that he needs to be wrangled. People are saying "Metal Gear don't need Kojima" and I say that's absolutely false. The spin-off (that I love with a passion) Metal Gear Rising had him cooking in the kitchen too, but in the kennel.

Konami needs Kojima and Kojima needs Konami.
It's like with popstars, the more fame they get, the more retarded they get, and the more wrangling they need not to fuck their fans goodwill.
 
Death Stranding 2 from a visual perspective is the first real PS5 game. I'm only around two hours into the game and not much has happened yet.
 
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You must glaze the almighty fag's creation, Mister. You wouldn't want people calling you a "tourist."

Anyway, I had to drag myself through Death Stranding: Directors Cut months ago and basically got exhausted when they fucking got rid of my damn zip-lines. Fucking grim. When I finally beat the game I realized that Konami was kinda based. Someone needs to wrangle this gay nigger because his direction of Death Stranding was agonizingly tedious and boring.
Anyone with a brain realized Konami was correct in showing Kojima the door. He wasted a shitton of money for music he never used for TPP, greenlit retarded ideas like Castlevania: Lords Of Shadow, and wasted time putting shit on the PSP. Then he spent a bunch of money of Kiefer Sutherland to slur out like 15 lines. The guy is a Jodorowsky tier money waster and narcicsist. What happened after he ditched Konami? Well he made a shitty walking simulator where the trailers were more interesting than the game, he made a sequel to the walking simulator with absolutely boring trailers somehow, and he hired a tranny, some old German guy literally nobody has heard of, and Jordan "Deez wypio tryna keel me" Peele to make a shitty horror game. Funnily enough "Visage" came out and it was exactly what PT would have been, except the humor was actually funny instead of "haha johnny farts his pants and shids". Kojimbus nuthuggers have still not figured out that "well done outlast clone" is not silent hill.
 
The BTs no longer feel threatening anymore because you are immediately given weapons and ammo that can kill them as soon as the tutorial of the game ends. Literally just crouched around and lobbed Blood grenades and had my machine gun ready if I needed to use that as well. Story is interesting enough so far to keep me going.
 
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Death Stranding 2 from a visual perspective is the first real PS5 game. I'm only around two hours into the game and not much has happened yet.
Just like the first one! I used Gamefly at the time and rented it. I put back in the mailbox the day after I played it.
 
The BTs no longer feel threatening anymore because you are immediately given weapons and ammo that can kill them as soon as the tutorial of the game ends. Literally just crouched around and lobbed Blood grenades and had my machine gun ready if I needed to use that as well. Story is interesting enough so far to keep me going.

That is a shame because the most engaging part of the first game was at the start when you have very little to fight the BTs with and you are incentivized to sneak around them.
 
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Wtf, at no point in any advertising do they imply the game takes place in Australia. How did I not know this, that might be interesting. That's a rare location for games, I don't know why he didn't lean into it more as an advertising gimmick like Forza Horizon 3 did.

Problem if the game was actually realistic to the central 90% of Australia, it would all be flat land and no mountains to "bridge" over, which is the whole point of DS.

This game takes place on the virtual land of the Wunjerri tribe. Sovereignty is only ceded to Hollywood hacks.
(oh god there's going to be so much "noble savage" abo shit in this game.)
 
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They are literally seething about cutscenes with fully clothed women posing in front of a camera and taking their shoes off.

These mentally ill freaks will not be satiated until all female video game characters are covered head to toe in burkas at all times.

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Dollman is one of the worst ideas I've seen in a long time.

Oh boy! Another quirky annoying mascot character who you can't refuse to take with you and never shuts the fuck up ever!

Oh and they lampshade Mimir from Soy of War by comparing Dollman to him! Isn't that just so hilarious and quirky!

I obviously don't feel this way but people who enjoyed the first game told me the entire appeal was zoning and out taking in the soundtrack while traversing the empty but beautiful environments.

Now you have fucking Clippy constantly yammering in your ear and throwing out shitty one liners.

Bravo Kojimbo.
 
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Now you have fucking Clippy constantly yammering in your ear and throwing out shitty one liners.
kojimbo always over correct. if people didnt like that in 1 there was silence and no characters in 2 he will probably add tons of dialogue and characters.
maybe some day i will play 1 and 2 when they are free again
 
kojimbo always over correct. if people didnt like that in 1 there was silence and no characters in 2 he will probably add tons of dialogue and characters.
maybe some day i will play 1 and 2 when they are free again
I recently replayed Oblivion, the original with mods not the incredibly shitty remaster and I'm not exaggerating when I say that one of the aspects I enjoyed most was exploring without some quirky sidekick quipping or a Debra Wilson clone yelling at you over comms constantly.

I didn't realize just how fucking prevalent this shit was in every modern AAA game ever but God please make it stop.
 
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