Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

I'm 50/50 on if the Aron trial will get us there today, but we WILL be getting to 100k pages by the end of the month

You mean 10k, right?

If mods of this thread ever start enforcing the rule against using threads like a chat room, it would take much longer to get there. (There were 100 pages of garbage added in one night a few weeks ago.) But the quality of the thread would be higher.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Will today be the day the Toe is stubbed? Will Nick finally avenge his broken heart on the man who got away? Stay Tuned!

 

[Vibralldo]

You mean 10k, right?

If mods of this thread ever start enforcing the rule against using threads like a chat room, it would take much longer to get there. (There were 100 pages of garbage added in one night a few weeks ago.) But the quality of the thread would be higher.

Sorry, I meant to say 1,000,000 pages by tonight

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Aaron and the prosecutor work out a plea deal for $50

Nick huffs galaxy gas and convinces Melton to spend $1,000+ to fly in and watch Aaron go to jail.

I hope Melton snakes Nick once its a nothingburger.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick has now failed to stream for over a week.
The is joever.

 

[Oxyjen]

Sorry, I meant to say 1,000,000 pages by tonight

That’s 100 billion comments.

We can do it.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Sorry, I meant to say 1,000,000 pages by tonight

I meant five billion, 4 million, 3 thousand and 24k pages.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Perhaps. It's hard for me to work out if this passed through a PO initial assessment yet.

More than that, they would be the ones who filed the violation report alleging Aaron violated his conditions.

Since being charged, he hasn't. This is what he's done. He...

• Mistakenly showed her image in a video from this thread (Sharpeeter's) and then quickly closed it down. That was months ago.
• Discussed/joked about swinging, the polycule, and degeneracy. That obviously includes Kayla but he never referred to her at all directly.
• Appeared on Kevin Brennan's show, MLC, in which Kayla was being discussed. He left after a few minutes, clearly uncomfortable.

Stallyn19 has had a pretty keen eye on this. If there was more, I think we'd know.

Yeah, no. There's a lot more than this, such as his detailed description after he pleaded guilty as to the specific circumstances in which he took the photo in question which allowed clippers to determine not only the exact date but the exact moment on his livestream that he took the photo.

In general, he has referenced her indirectly using phrases like "person/thing I can't talk about" very, very frequently, which is obvious even to me (someone who watches some but not all of the clips). I would guess that many of these fall short the line of a violation, but that some do not.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Can this faggot come up with better comebacks than "N-no you!" "Y-you're a p-pussy" "Die of cancer" Serious Pat vibes here.

Also a question for Nick: how did Aaron Imholte of the Steel Toe Morning Show get ahold of your wife's nudes? Nothing you do or say will unfuck your wife! You have to live with the fact that the Toe creampied your wife Nicky boy!

He's got the emotional maturity of a teenage boy, so obviously he's going to default to the same lame tactics they'd use.

 

[Melty Butter]

Meme Copium is live and covering the recent Nick news:

He posted this banger of Nick:
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That was a fun, comparatively short stream focused on the analytics. I love it when MemeCopium nerds out with Power Point. Some of his nerdyness:


He made the rather obvious points that 1) Doing legal analysis works; 2) Putting in the work works.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Damn even Sean thinks Aaron will go to GAOL?

It is widely expected that today, Kayla will deliver a heart-wrenching speech about the immense suffering the Toe has caused her—most notably by him sending Geno a nude photograph she had posed for.

The entire courtroom is anticipated to be in tears. The judge, moved by the pain endured by such a virtuous woman so deeply devoted to her faithful husband, will sentence the Toe to one million years in prison.

The judge will proclaim the Rekietas as the most faithful monogamous couple in America. Rekieta will then personally serve the Toe with seven defamation lawsuits—one for each member of his family. For the sake of judicial economy, the judge will immediately find Aaron guilty on all counts.

With the Toe defeated and Rekieta’s name vindicated, he will triumphantly return to streaming to an audience of a thousand live viewers, swiftly reclaiming his position among the top Super Chat earners worldwide. Every supporter will receive the promised 5K gift, and Rumble will renew his contract.

 

[Oxyjen]

It might be fun to add a poll at this stage.
I think I’m on team “nothing ever happens” but you can never rule out zooluminati influence.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Whatever the results Nick, your audience isn't coming back.
You've achieved your "gunt reaches for the garbage can" moment. Now comes the slow, hospice death from an exhausting, creeping disease.

 

[ThePhoenix]

What If April turns up in a suicide vest?

 

[Sneed Force One]

What If April turns up in a suicide vest?

The only correct solution, however far-fetched.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

What If April turns up in a suicide vest?

Then people die I guess.

 

[florida_cat_enjoyer]

If only Rachel knew how doctors really are behind closed doors lol. I'm sure there's a fair amount of "highly educated" people that enjoy online drama and gossip, especially Lolcows like Nick.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

What If April turns up in a suicide vest?

That'd be interesting, but Nick leaves her locked up in the St Andrews Cross in that Whore House in Lake Wakanda. Kinda tough to get out of that on your own.

 

[Vibralldo]

If only Rachel knew how doctors really are behind closed doors lol. I'm sure there's a fair amount of "highly educated" people that enjoy online drama and gossip, especially Lolcows like Nick.

Rekieta the lawyer giving his kids cocaine as he chokeslams them in the chiropractor's office as his drug whore mistress watches is totally fine for a lawyer, but god forbid a doctor call a man retarded for lying about his child's positive drug test

 

[AltisticRight]

You mean 10k, right?

If mods of this thread ever start enforcing the rule against using threads like a chat room, it would take much longer to get there. (There were 100 pages of garbage added in one night a few weeks ago.) But the quality of the thread would be higher.

That happens all the time with threads in grift wars and a few elsewhere. There's a chatroom for this purpose but honestly it falls short because a lot of detail gets lost.
Yeah, fine there's gonna be some substandard posts, that's why highlights exist. Just use that instead.