Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[DiabeticSydePhil]

In the stream he admits he wouldn't be out there if the fans didn't pay him. It seems he wanted to take a pass at this, but the steel toe alogs demanded blood.

At least he's honest. I respect the grift (and nothing else about him). If showing up to Aaron's sentencing isn't out of his pocket and helps pay the bills, its worth showing up even if nothing happens. Maybe he'll bully Nick after on stream about being wrong.

 

[FuhrerMustang]

In the stream he admits he wouldn't be out there if the fans didn't pay him. It seems he wanted to take a pass at this, but the steel toe alogs demanded blood.

Imagine being a fucking steel toe alog. Just lol neck yourself

 

[Sneed Force One]

We're less than an hour away ladies and gentlemen.
Get your social medias running, MCRO ready to search case 73-CR-24-6910 for updates and archives on a extra tab.
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Semper Fidelis

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Bob Sapp and Butterbean had some success being huge.

Nick better be careful. If he keeps going weight, we will have to call him Butterbean.

I doubt Balldobean will have the success of his hero.

 

[Swole McPole]

It hurt his feelings. He's going to cry on the stand. Poor little Nick.

How the hell would this even work?

"Yes, I was happy to let this strange man repeatedly fuck my wife, but when he sent HIS pal a picture of her tits that he'd taken with her consent but without mine, IT BROKE MY FUCKING HEART!"

That's not a story that'll wash with anybody, surely?

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

I'll be leaving to sleep (even in my country I sleep early, well I read in bed for a while) right before the things happen and then tomorrow I know I'll have a ton of pages to read. (Probably nothing ever happens crew wins again.)

I'll miss 10k, I know it, but that's okay, I'll be there in spirit.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

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As in this image I stole from previous post, yes.

Interesting. The cost of creating a PSI is greater than the punishment that will likely be imposed on Aaron. Minnesota is kind of retarded, I guess.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Hopefully we have some kiwi reporters attend. If I was them I would have attended earlier hearings for the judge and stay there through the end of the day.

Either way, I always love hearing about how Nick is a disheveled gremlin in a bad fitting outfit, but I genuinely don't think anyone is gonna bother for a Steel Toe misdemeanor. It lacks the drama of Nick's criminal case.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

I can't be the only one who sees it.

The problem with rekieta's mustang is that it's a sub-$30k car that Ford slapped a supercharger and some other bits onto and listed it for $70-ishK. Then, because Rekieta is a mouth breathing retard, he paid over $20k dealer markup (pure dealer profit they charge retards on high-demand vehicles).

Back when we first heard about the rustang I was thinking a Cadillac Escalade would've been a much better fit for a family man. Costs about the same price as well.
But no, this car wasn't for his family, it was for Crackets himself.

the STMS snark Reddit made him out to be worse than Adolf Hitler.

Redditors are subhuman. """Snark""" subreddits are everything they accuse Kiwi Farms of doing, but they don't even have the balls to say the nigger word.
"Wow okay look I am fucking with the cow, stalking and harassing them, but at least I'm not rude!"

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Lol

: https://archive.ph/yLYqj

Oh wow, he finally said a single true thing:

We really need to do a Greene County Health Department with Nick as Chris.

I did a small part of it way back when.

Audio for full version is ready, just have to figure out the AI face swap.


And I'm finally caught up, before the page 10000 and just before another major Balldo happening!

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Hopefully we have some kiwi reporters attend. If I was them I would have attended earlier hearings for the judge and stay there through the end of the day.

Court is fascinating. I sat in once after having to go for a Nick style traffic ticket issue when I was 19 (not a 40 year old father of 5 lol) and ended up staying for a while to watch the other cases.

These Aaron a-logs are all over Stallyn's clips. Please Elissa, pull through so we don't have to rely on that faggot.

 

[Fapcop]

Since we’re all good, non spouse abusing Christians here, I’d like to take a moment for a quick prayer before today’s hearing.

Let’s all join hands and bow our heads.

Mighty lord! Put your angels in the courtroom to whisper in the judges ear and protect Aaron from the iniquities of Satan and his servant Rekieta, Lord, be Aarons shield and sword as we humbly ask for another win for the toe. Mighty god and Heavenly Father we ask for another felting of the balldoman. Felt him oh lord, felt him hard, make him seethe as a testament to your glory.
Amen!

 

[woodedbag]

Ok so youre telling me the blue handed balldonian is going to kamikaze himself on the stand today by explaining to a county judge how the steel toe radio show guy fucked his wife? Please god tell me we get to see the transcript of this shit oh my fuck I had no idea how cool today could get

 

[Oxyjen]

I was just wondering, how would things work out if you just replaced judges with chatGPT?


Based on Minnesota law, in the criminal case involving Aaron Imholte, what is a judge likely to decide in terms of sentencing?

ChatGPT said:​

Under Minnesota law, the charge Aaron Imholte pleaded guilty to—gross misdemeanor nonconsensual dissemination of private sexual images—carries:

• Maximum penalty: Up to 1 year in jail and/or a fine not exceeding $3,000.lrl.mn.gov+10patch.com+10fox9.com+10
• However, as part of his plea agreement, the prosecuting attorneys agreed to dismiss the accompanying felony charge.

In practice, prosecutors often negotiate plea deals for such gross misdemeanors—especially first-time or relatively minor offenses—where the defendant avoids incarceration if they comply with certain conditions.

What the Judge is Likely to Decide ​

Based on the plea agreement and Minnesota sentencing practices for gross misdemeanors involving non-consensual sexual image sharing, here’s what a judge is most likely to impose:

1. No jail time – The agreement specifies there’s no expectation of incarceration.
2. A fine – As reported, Imholte will likely be fined (e.g., Patch notes a $50 fine).youtube.com+5patch.com+5fox9.com+5
3. Probation – He could be placed on probation, especially considering his prior probation in a related harassment case. fox9.com+1patch.com+1
4. No-contact order – Likely to remain in place with the victim for the duration of probation.patch.com+1fox9.com+1
5. Pre-sentence investigation – The court may order one to gather more context before final sentencing.patch.com+1en.wikipedia.org+1

Summary​

In short, it's highly probable that the judge will:

• Accept the plea and dismiss the felony charge.
• Avoid imposing any jail time.
• Order a modest fine.
• Impose probation and a no-contact requirement.
• Possibly refer Imholte for a pre-sentence investigation before finalizing conditions.

Contextual Note​

Minnesota courts generally treat gross misdemeanors like this more leniently compared to felonies—particularly in nonviolent, first-offense cases—and typically lean toward probation and fines rather than incarceration unless there are aggravating circumstances.

Let me know if you'd like details on probation lengths, how pre-sentence investigations work in MN, or comparisons to other similar cases!

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Seems legit.

Edit: following breaking news from Minnesota, we should in fact replace all judges with chatGPT.

 

[AnOminous]

Cops hate this loophole - stealing from pedophiles is based and legal.

It's not even stealing if you reasonably believe it's abandoned. You or I couldn't take advantage of this because we would know the property wasn't abandoned, but any rando could entirely reasonably see unattended property in a public street and assume it was abandoned.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

It's not even stealing if you reasonably believe it's abandoned. You or I couldn't take advantage of this because we would know the property wasn't abandoned, but any rando could entirely reasonably see unattended property in a public street and assume it was abandoned.

"Hey, homeless guy... I think I saw an expensive camera over there, on that ledge, do you see it? Man it would suck if someone took it... seems abandoned..."

 

[Vibralldo]

"Hey, homeless guy... I think I saw an expensive camera over there, on that ledge, do you see it? Man it would suck if someone took it... seems abandoned..."

Guarantee there's pawn shops in the area that'd exchange it for a couple hundred.

You could get lots of fent for that.

 

[Niggernerd]

I hope a unironic steel toe fan beats the shit out of melton and records it.

 

[Pelican Bones]

It's not even stealing if you reasonably believe it's abandoned. You or I couldn't take advantage of this because we would know the property wasn't abandoned, but any rando could entirely reasonably see unattended property in a public street and assume it was abandoned.

If you see stuff randomly laying around on the street I feel you have a moral obligation to place it in a proper trash container. Say no to littering!

 

[woodedbag]

This dude is so manic and so deranged from losing his YouTube career, and has projected all blame on to aaron imholte, and is so out of his mind with insanity he is going to self own to an extent I do not think I've ever heard of. And im certain he thinks hes about to pull some sort of insane court room miracle and the entire internet will change their mind about him based on this non televised event that will surely be leaked by melton or imholte only for the few thousand left who care to laugh at him about it. And he will have to go back home with said banged out used up wife knowing he just wept tears in front of his mortal enemy and co-balldonian, and admitted total defeat by claiming victim hood as a last ditch effort to ruin aaron, only for the guy to walk out with a 50 dollar fine. You may be right boys, this may end in murder suicide. Glad the pedophile set up that camera, here's hoping they walked nick through the metal detector beforehand

 

[Sneed Force One]

If its anything like Nick's plea hearing, Aaron will slip out a side door and already be speeding down the street before Melton's transfat-plaque ridden brain will be able to react.