Death Stranding - Hideous Kojumbo does it again

Wtf, at no point in any advertising do they imply the game takes place in Australia. How did I not know this, that might be interesting. That's a rare location for games, I don't know why he didn't lean into it more as an advertising gimmick like Forza Horizon 3 did.
The first one "took place" in America, but the entire game looked like Iceland. It looked nothing like America at all. Very odd choice, I kinda liked it though, it reminded me of a movie that's filmed in the "wrong" country or city for tax reasons, and Kojima is basically making postmodern movies that you have some control over.
 
I recently replayed Oblivion, the original with mods not the incredibly shitty remaster and I'm not exaggerating when I say that one of the aspects I enjoyed most was exploring without some quirky sidekick quipping or a Debra Wilson clone yelling at you over comms constantly.

I didn't realize just how fucking prevalent this shit was in every modern AAA game ever but God please make it stop.
one of the worst sins of that piece of shit cyberpunk77 was popularize some fucking asshole talking to you every single minute. codecs are cool, some asshole not shuting the fuck up not
 
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Death Stranding was a stumbling simulator, and Kojima sucks troon dick.

Oh look who is part of the cast for DS 2, this fucking hideous nigger bitch again. It's an instant fuck off, don't care.
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Kojima's stories and characters are just shit, I'm 100% convinced that the good parts of MGS were made by other people. Let's not forget:
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Kojima would take hundreds of nigger dicks up his arse if that would land him a director job for an AAA slop film in Hollywood.
 
They are literally seething about cutscenes with fully clothed women posing in front of a camera and taking their shoes off.

These mentally ill freaks will not be satiated until all female video game characters are covered head to toe in burkas at all times.

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> TLOU2 has the infamous sex scene where the controversial woman that ruins literally everybody's lives out of selfishness gets a man to cheat on his pregnant wife

This is fine

> DS has fully clothed women getting pictures taken and they engage in "scandaous" shoe removal

TORCHES AND PITCHFORKS

I'd also comment that this is still NOTHING compared to what you can get the Beauty and the Beast Unit to do during their boss fight second phases in MGS4 (basically lap dances on Snake), but we all know they never got that far into the game.
 
I'd also comment that this is still NOTHING compared to what you can get the Beauty and the Beast Unit to do during their boss fight second phases in MGS4 (basically lap dances on Snake), but we all know they never got that far into the game.
Fun Fact: Raging Raven was apparently a long time acquaintance of Kojima... and he originally wanted the B&B scenes to be nude.

Is Koji one of those "friends" who only acts like a friend for the hope that one day he will see a girl naked? He really is a Hollyjew wannabe...
 
the good parts of MGS were made by other people.
A Tomokazu Fukishima, Jeremy Blaustein and Agness Kaku game.

The Kojima parts are man on man kissing and crotch grabbing.
 
Death Stranding was a stumbling simulator, and Kojima sucks troon dick.

Oh look who is part of the cast for DS 2, this fucking hideous nigger bitch again. It's an instant fuck off, don't care.
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Kojima's stories and characters are just shit, I'm 100% convinced that the good parts of MGS were made by other people. Let's not forget:
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Kojima would take hundreds of nigger dicks up his arse if that would land him a director job for an AAA slop film in Hollywood.
Remember how 10 years ago it was a meme that Nolan North was in everything? Weird how no one says the same about Debra Wilson!
 
I'd also comment that this is still NOTHING compared to what you can get the Beauty and the Beast Unit to do during their boss fight second phases in MGS4 (basically lap dances on Snake), but we all know they never got that far into the game.
In Peace Walker there's a mission where you take a 16 year old on a date and see her underwear. I really wish someone would hold him back from the weird sex shit. I just wanted goofy geopolitics commando fantasy.
 
In Peace Walker there's a mission where you take a 16 year old on a date and see her underwear. I really wish someone would hold him back from the weird sex shit. I just wanted goofy geopolitics commando fantasy.
And isn't there one with Kaz where Snake fucks him in the box?

OMG MGS HAS ALWAYS BEEN GAY

Fitting this came out on Pride month by the biggest closeted mo in the industry.
 
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Question,

Why does Sam need to trudge long ass distances with all this shit on his back on foot if BRIDGES has a huge ass mecha cargo ship that can instantaneously teleport anywhere?

I'm guessing it's rule of cool and Hideous either didn't think about it or didn't care because it's movie shit, fuck you.
 
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Why does Sam need to trudge long ass distances with all this shit on his back on foot if BRIDGES has a huge ass mecha cargo ship that can instantaneously teleport anywhere?

I'm guessing it's rule of cool and Hideous either didn't think about it or didn't care because it's move shit, fuck you
The overarching plot of the game is that Sam is "expanding the chiral network". The places you visit essentially get hooked up to the Other Side Internet. The ship can only travel to places that are connected to the Other Side Internet. Sam has to go overland to these places first.
 
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The overarching plot of the game is that Sam is "expanding the chiral network". The places you visit essentially get hooked up to the Other Side Internet. The ship can only travel to places that are connected to the Other Side Internet. Sam has to go, on foot, to these places first.
So how does it get from the U.S to Australia in the beginning of the game if Australia has no LAN yet?
 
So how does it get from the U.S to Australia in the beginning of the game if Australia has no LAN yet?
A weird structure called a plate gate emerged in Mexico. It's a portal to Australia. You go through and connect them to the Other Side Internet. Then the ship can travel there. The theory of the people in game is that by connecting all of Australia, you'll make another plate gate emerge there.
 
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