DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[CannedBacon]

ALT is skirting dangerously close to becoming the personification of why everyone migrated from Dark Dave's Mirror to Raw Phil.

I gave up on his stream because he pauses way too much and you end up way behind actual happenings

 

[Iron Hamster]

First it was "snack pizza" and now "snack burger" that's pure fatfack talk right there.

He could have even been talking about his 'snack boogers'.

From what I remember, Phil told a story that he and his fat wife were craving burgers after dinner, so they doordashed some late night cheeseburgers.

That is the midnight McDonalds deliveries he mentioned.

Take your bets: Will Phil drop his Feasting with the Pig segments once he realizes that nobody is actually interested in his opinion on random fast food slop? (And that they’re just suggesting it to give Doody & co some horrific PIG SOUNDS clips?)

Or is love for sitting and huffing overpriced, lukewarm fast food so high that he’ll just take the humiliation?

He's doing to scam on his taxes.

‘I can spend my money on whatever I like’ is the absolute worst thing Kino Casino taught him.

He's been proclaiming that since well before he got snaked.

 

[INirvana]

Truck Sim now Taxi Life, is this dude ever gonna play a actual good driving game like forza with his wheel? What a waste of money.

 

[San Dimas High School]

I've seen the Chantal thread that doesn't really count as fat on k-farms

go say this in patrick tomlinson's thread

 

[GodModule]

I love how you can tell when OIC/ICS is/are broke because Phil doesn't hit the goal

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Truck Sim now Taxi Life, is this dude ever gonna play a actual good driving game like forza with his wheel? What a waste of money.

as much as I loathe the dents for giving Piggy anything I would break out the popcorn to see a chill fuhhh-uhn pahsitive stream of Snowrunner

 

[neger psykolog]

I love how you can tell when OIC/ICS is/are broke because Phil doesn't hit the goal

Quinnspicacy theory: OIC's tips to DSP are all being written off as business micro transactions which DSP then uses to spend on gacha micro transactions as business expenses.

 

[SilkyJohnson]

My favourite parts to watch from Phil is when he reveals his next goal. The tone, the language, the enthusiasm, it captures that corporate experience of a Senior Manager so well.

Hearing him talk about how much I want to see him try the latest limited edition burger from Wendy's just takes me back to all those quarterly presentations, when the Directors give their big speech about being so close to the profit target and how much we can do to affect....despite it having no impact on anything aside from their bonuses.

He hits all the highlights, talks about building momentum, the gaslighting that its something you want to achieve as well, like its a team effort. Its just perfect. Some middle of the road tech company missed out on Phil thats for sure.

 

[Jang Joo]

"This guys is obsessed with boobs! What a weirdo!"
-A completely straight man

I had to go look for that because it's such an absurd thing to say. The look of disgust in his face afterwards as well.

HE'S GAY!
HE'S A FAG!

 

[Iron Father]

Gonna be ahnest I could watch hours of DSP getting raped in Mario Kart World. It's like a return to Classic Phil.

I usually don't like The 0utsyder's TIHYDP's because they're too long but I can't wait until I have the time to chill and watch this bad boy.

 

[neger psykolog]

Gonna be ahnest I could watch hours of DSP getting raped in Mario Kart World. It's like a return to Classic Phil.

I usually don't like The 0utsyder's TIHYDP's because they're too long but I can't wait until I have the time to chill and watch this bad boy.

5 fucking hours?

 

[Iron Father]

"This guys is obsessed with boobs! What a weirdo!"
-A completely straight man

Remember when this nigger paid for and mounted on his wall 3 paintings some woman made with her boobs?

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

5 fucking hours?

More like This is How You Don't Edit

 

[Iron Father]

Like I said, I'm totally down for 5 hours of DSP getting raped in Mario Kart World.

KingDDDuke did some great much shorter TIHYDP's though if you're not as giddy as I am about MKW lol.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

First it was "snack pizza" and now "snack burger" that's pure fatfack talk right there.

Phil and Khet had a couple of snack Thanksgiving Dinners before Door Dashing dinner.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

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The feature caption inspired me

I was hoping for a Dr. Cortex edit but this works too.

 

[DarkSonicPhil]

"I love pickles." - Phillip Burnell

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

It really is the same 3 whales that are supporting his entire career. How many times did month has Lance Catamaran dropped these huge sub bombs? All that money ... wasted.

 

[CT-65/91-6210]

Just watched some of Phil's most recent Mario Kart gameplay and the amount of times he says he couldn't see something is unbelievable, when you can see very clearly the brightly colored obstacle or item he drives into or gets hit by with ample warning and time to react. That's what you get for playing with your screen across the room I guess.

 

[Moar Krabs]

Says he couldn't stay late
proceeds to stay late

CrackHeadSydePhil strikes again