🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Telecom]

Ben: "All you need to understand is magic bucks are important."

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Lol, they're trying to wrap their heads around the idea of plot bucks.

 

[TulpaTownW]

Rules dont matter. Magicbux dont matter. It's rigged for content. Drenc bwoke the fishtank

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

Freddy really is the perfect contestant for fish tank. He complies with everything TTS tells him to do and stirs the most shit while still being too much of a wildcard for production to properly handle.

But he's still retarded enough to believe whatever production tells him even though he's being obviously gaslit by them.

"Oh yeah you had magicbucks from last night even though we told you they were fishbucks and you didn't complete the mission so we didn't give them to you but now they are magic and you deserve them, A for effort. And you happen to have the exact amount that will save you so don't worry about nothing Freddy" lmao he's retarded

Freddy is legit the best fishtank contestant in history. He's by far the most consistently high energy output without the constant threat of spiraling.

He is purpose built for this and alcohol makes him go Super Saiyan.

 

[TulpaTownW]

Wow!

 

[Telecom]

"It's funny till it isn't funny anymore." Write that on a blackboard 100 times and never forget it.

 

[8888]

Direnc literally doesn't understand the show she's on, she said she's only been watching since February of THIS YEAR. She's got absolutely no clue that all of the rules are competently arbitrary. This is Fishtank bish FAFO.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

vance gave freddie the elimination bucks

 

[Charnel Ground]

We're not doing elimination/immunity chocolate this season... we're just doing something equally retarded.

elimination/immunity Choc on the Rocks

 

[Patrick Bateman]

How many seasons does it take for people to realize that the rules are be entertaining and you'll be rewarded? Your primary goal is content, there is no fairness if you're boring.

 

[Paul-Denton]

I just don't particularly care about rules seeing as how I pay nothing for this. I ascribe to the hyde ideology on this show which is whatever is the funniest option is usually the best option. Bringing Alex's wife onto the show was a recipe for disaster and resulted in the loss of a fish, but it was probably the funniest 48 hours of fishtank ever imo I couldn't believe my eyes

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

Aryeh is plotting something with the girls. He's whispered to both Direnc and Ellie about something regarding magic bucks. Direnc said she understood, Ellie said she'd think about it but it "sounds pretty dangerous". Not sure if they're just humoring him or what.

Now Jet is whisper taxing them all.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

Areyeh whispered to both Drench and Ellie. I couldn't 100% hear but I believe his plan is for Ellie and Drench to lend him their magicbux so he can kamikaze drag Freddy out of the house.

Whisper tax is commencing.

Edit: I was right

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

How many seasons does it take for people to realize that the rules are be entertaining and you'll be rewarded? Your primary goal is content, there is no fairness if you're boring.

Except that isn't always the case either.

Production needs to understand the difference between gaslighting and lying. The difference is whether the fish believe it or not.

If the fish know they are being lied to, it's demoralizing to a degree. And not the funny kind of demoralizing, it's the kinds that makes the fish say, "fuck it.. what's the point"

 

[Paul-Denton]

Ellie just won 1/2 of a magic buck for telling the truth when the lying jew refused! Generous Jet they call him!

 

[TulpaTownW]

Freddy is eating the superpizza dough to make a calzone. It was labeled as "do not touch" but he thinks its a gaslight

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Ellie just won 1/2 of a magic buck for telling the truth when the lying jew refused! Generous Jet they call him!

Aryeh plans on getting 10 magic bucks so he can suicidebomb himself into getting Freddy eliminated. Jet tells Aryeh he should get more than 10 so you can get 2 people to get him eliminated

 

[del_toid]

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Ellie just won 1/2 of a magic buck for telling the truth when the lying jew refused! Generous Jet they call him!

she got 10 honesty points which equate to half of a magic buck. She was about to get the other 10 but aryeh cut her off before she could secure the bag so he could GREEDILY steal her honesty points.

 

[Halloween23]

Wow Freddy, you won the nighty drunk piece of shit challenge! Your reward is once again 10 magic bucks!

 

[Lady Rackets thong]

too much flour
working it too much
needs to let it rest
gonna tear it
retard