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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Bingo Bongo 24 said:
Freddy really is the perfect contestant for fish tank. He complies with everything TTS tells him to do and stirs the most shit while still being too much of a wildcard for production to properly handle.

But he's still retarded enough to believe whatever production tells him even though he's being obviously gaslit by them.

"Oh yeah you had magicbucks from last night even though we told you they were fishbucks and you didn't complete the mission so we didn't give them to you but now they are magic and you deserve them, A for effort. And you happen to have the exact amount that will save you so don't worry about nothing Freddy" lmao he's retarded
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Freddy is legit the best fishtank contestant in history. He's by far the most consistently high energy output without the constant threat of spiraling.

He is purpose built for this and alcohol makes him go Super Saiyan.
 
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Wow!
 
Direnc literally doesn't understand the show she's on, she said she's only been watching since February of THIS YEAR. She's got absolutely no clue that all of the rules are competently arbitrary. This is Fishtank bish FAFO.
 
I just don't particularly care about rules seeing as how I pay nothing for this. I ascribe to the hyde ideology on this show which is whatever is the funniest option is usually the best option. Bringing Alex's wife onto the show was a recipe for disaster and resulted in the loss of a fish, but it was probably the funniest 48 hours of fishtank ever imo I couldn't believe my eyes
 
Aryeh is plotting something with the girls. He's whispered to both Direnc and Ellie about something regarding magic bucks. Direnc said she understood, Ellie said she'd think about it but it "sounds pretty dangerous". Not sure if they're just humoring him or what.

Now Jet is whisper taxing them all.
 
Areyeh whispered to both Drench and Ellie. I couldn't 100% hear but I believe his plan is for Ellie and Drench to lend him their magicbux so he can kamikaze drag Freddy out of the house.

Whisper tax is commencing.

Edit: I was right
 
Patrick Bateman said:
How many seasons does it take for people to realize that the rules are be entertaining and you'll be rewarded? Your primary goal is content, there is no fairness if you're boring.
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Except that isn't always the case either.

Production needs to understand the difference between gaslighting and lying. The difference is whether the fish believe it or not.

If the fish know they are being lied to, it's demoralizing to a degree. And not the funny kind of demoralizing, it's the kinds that makes the fish say, "fuck it.. what's the point"
 
Paul-Denton said:
Ellie just won 1/2 of a magic buck for telling the truth when the lying jew refused! Generous Jet they call him!
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Aryeh plans on getting 10 magic bucks so he can suicidebomb himself into getting Freddy eliminated. Jet tells Aryeh he should get more than 10 so you can get 2 people to get him eliminated
 
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