Jaron Seth Bloshinsky / Jazz Jennings / I Am Jazz - Puberty Blockers: Not Even Once

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KiwiFuzz2 said:
Yes, on the one hand they do care for each other, but on the other hand, maybe it's a little too much?

Like I wonder if Styrofoam was less enmeshed with his family if he would have, like, a job and shit.
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The Jewish mother is a stereotype for a reason.

I was thinking pretty much the only way Sander could pole vault ahead of his siblings to become number one boy is if he got married and produced the first grandkid. Both a wedding and a baby would give him the top spot at least temporarily but good god at what cost?
 
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Tasty Tatty said:
The Bloshinskys do care for each other, even in their twisted way. They do care for Sandstone, reason why they participate in his stupid videos. He also cares for them. It's not his fault (or the other siblings) that they grew up with a wrong sense of what's actually good for Jazz.
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It's their fault for not giving their mother's Farbissina punim a good slapping.
 
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Jaron's cat died.
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He posts lots of pics and videos with just the cat.

Failson thinks Americans cannot be healthy without food stamps.
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Positron said:
At the very tail end of the month, Failson reminds you what June is.
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Watching Slapchop grimace through his theatre kid LARP of cracking a cold brewski with my bros to discuss their heckin' mental health brings back fond memories of that (staged) Jazz clip where he ambushes normies with valid dudebro "Noah" so she can ignore her beer and angrily lez out at them for not wanting to date troons.

Edit: found it, worse than I remember (50:30 if it doesn't queue). A couple hetros struggle to open a bottle, "take a big one!" as a toast, choking on their first swig, then immediately into the struggle session. And the gay guy telling the straights they can't "discount a whole group of people" as if he'd ever consider a female.

Drunk Chipmunk said:
Say what you will about Sanders, but he is consistently supportive of Jazz.
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Just wanted you to know that this (noting Sander's support for Jaron during Manly Men's 41% Mental Illness Suicide for Men Month) did not go unnoticed. Gr8 b8 m8.
 
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batteredpancakes said:
That cat was probably the only thing giving him any joy in life.
I hope he gets another pet soon for his mental health. He needs something to nurture and take care of.

No bf, no gf, no sex, no food, and now no pet. What else does he have?
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What happened to football soccer?
 
JohnnyG said:
Watching Slapchop grimace through his theatre kid LARP of cracking a cold brewski with my bros to discuss their heckin' mental health brings back fond memories of that (staged) Jazz clip where he ambushes normies with valid dudebro "Noah" so she can ignore her beer and angrily lez out at them for not wanting to date troons.
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For me, it resulted in an instant flashback to that time Elizabeth Warren drank a beer during a Facebook live to try and show the plebs that she’s just like them.
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Seriously, I’d have had a lot more respect if she had sparked up a bowl instead. This shit was so cringe.
 
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When Jazz was having a meltdown over his graduation speech, while everybody was cringing, Slop was the only one on board with it being emotional. He's just like that.

Now, if your pet dies and you cry, I would never hold that against you. When I've lost mine I wasn't emotionally ok for a few days. It's just how he does it... Most men would cry losing a pet, they wouldn't make a scandal about it though.

It's like Slop and his family lives by stereotypes. Do they really think men don't cry ever?

OTOH, it feels like he just needed to vent accumulated pressure.

Slideshow Bill said:
Anyone want to explain why they make toddler sized bikinis?
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Slideshow Bill said:
they were designed by a pedophile
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You answered your own question.
 
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Stabby_Pencil said:
What does Jazz's future prospects even look like after he graduates?
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Tasty Tatty said:
He's probably gonna keep doing those stupid mermaid tails and more dumb poetry. He didn't majored in arts but film though, iicr.

One way or another, I don't think he's gonna be on his own.
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He seems to be passive and willing to go along to get along; combine that with his fading cred on pro-troon social media and I suspect he will be getting appearances with C- and D- tier celebs for at least the next few years. Will it pay the bills? Probably not. Will it keep Greg and Jeanette satisfied enough to fund his living expenses? Probably.

In the long term it looks grim, once those engagements dry up he'll have nothing and it is hard to envision Jeanette being willing to bankroll an arguably mentally retarded layabout for the rest of her life. To take what @Tasty Tatty said a step further he probably can't live on his own, he may not need a live-in helper but I'm not sure he would be able to hold down a job, know when he needs to see a doctor, etc..
 
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Tasty Tatty said:
One way or another, I don't think he's gonna be on his own.
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Laughingator said:
He'll be like a retarded child that his family has to care for.
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UncleTusky said:
In the long term it looks grim, once those engagements dry up he'll have nothing and it is hard to envision Jeanette being willing to bankroll an arguably mentally retarded layabout for the rest of her life
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After Jeanette and Greg are gone is Sander the one who will take over taking care of Jazz? Or will Jazz end up in some sort of group home? Because I don't see him being able to hold a job at all or being able to self-sustain himself.
 
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