Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

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Rekieta's "optimism" may be improving, but his hairline certainly isn't. I’ve rarely seen a Norwood scale progression accelerate this quickly.

This brings back memories of a classic lolcow.farm anorexic cow, Aly. She was rapidly losing her hair due to malnutrition. There was some debate on the site over whether Aly was teasing her hair into a rats nest to give it more volume, or if she was just not brushing it to reduce the rapid hair fallout. Nick’s hair looks a lot like hers.



Give it up, Nick! It’s time to enter your skinhead era and shave it all off!

 

[Pentamidine]

Start of the interview vs end of the interview, about 70 minutes difference. I wish I knew what caused his nose to turn brighter and brighter red the longer he's on live stream. Is it from talking? Is it from the heat in the vault? Does his nose become more and more red the longer he's separated from his whippits? It also gets shinier, as if it's swelling.

Before interview:

70 minutes later:

 

[3MMA]

Unforced error by Aaron and his attorney. But it's not even that significant. Aaron got his bail revoked for a day, spent a couple hours in time out, and had to pay an increased bail. Kiddy-level consequences.

Boo-hoo. It's not the end of the American justice system. People should take a chill pill and remember that this is an unimportant case concerning an unimportant person with an unimportant offense. The value of this case to Stearns County was $50, and the only reason Aaron got in trouble here is because he's a dipshit.

This is probably a good reminder for anyone getting really involved in the W/L mindrot. It’s not some huge thing. It’s a wake up call to Aaron to get proactive when he’s got a cuck who can no longer watch him, raging after him & trying everything possible to hurt him.

Of course PaedoMelt & Cuckieta were going to try & spin it as some big thing, because they both fear losing face. We’ll see what happens next, but I highly suggest simply enjoying the ride. Expect Nick to exaggerate & lie as he seethes. Expect Aaron to not take threats seriously until things get worse, (even nominally) & bumble around until the last moment. Expect bad choices all around & prepare for homosexual operations by not being too credulous.

looking forward to the era of Nick's head looking like a thumb

Thumb & Toe. Poetic. Even though I’ve gotten a bit burnt out with the ex boyfriend’s gay drama, I’d like an update on the Valkyrie & the Unnamed One of The Qover. The Pugilist & especially CHAOS, are such attention whores. They always wanna be the star but it’s just not always feasible.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

He brought that up in 2022, which is when I started to turn him off. I have brought this up in the thread before. He’s literally mocking holy things and using sex magic.

This is why we occasionally go off on theological tangents, because quite frankly, I unironically believe the man has demonic attachments.

So he has the blood magic papal mitre, and the sonichu medallion.

I can't wait to see what horrific object completes Nick's satanic trinity.

 

[Vibralldo]

Start of the interview vs end of the interview, about 70 minutes difference. I wish I knew what caused his nose to turn brighter and brighter red the longer he's on live stream. Is it from talking? Is it from the heat in the vault? Does his nose become more and more red the longer he's separated from his whippits? It also gets shinier, as if it's swelling.

Has he turned his camera off? My theory is addy snorting.

He always looks miserable and disheveled


Nick got up to about 2k. How much did Kurt get during his Turtle boy interview?

 

[Niggernerd]

Why does anyone entertain this loser with interviews

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

Uh, haven't people who abused whippits had trouble walking?

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Nick got up to about 2k. How much did Kurt get during his Turtle boy interview?

It peaked at 2,838. After Turtleboy left, the numbers quickly declined—now down to 2,016 and still falling. He's not funny, and his forced laugh is pitiful. I don’t have the energy to keep clipping this; sleeping feels like a better use of my time.

Still, I’m curious to see how steep the drop will be. I’ll probably check in on that tomorrow. Godspeed to those stronger than me.

 

[dustnight]

> Melton gets his fans to harass Stoney's
> Show up there in person to fuck with the owner and celebrate one of his friends getting sent to jail
> Owner tells them to fuck off and leave
> "He's scared of us, guys!"

Nick's got a new guy to seethe about on Twitter and presumably defame as a pedophile in a couple weeks

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1938363083635753347

https://archive.is/uhBWR

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"T-T-This m-man w-w-was afraid of m-m-my p-p-p-presence!"
[Said the Balldo, tears in his eyes, sweat dripping from his forehead, his body in hives]

Spoiler: In other news...

LOL

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

How this nigga both a silver spoon trust fund kid AND a car hoarding meth hick at the same time?

White-collar trash.

Not that i've heard. It's new to me.

He was given it by a fan when he was bickering with Ken White 'Popehat' on twitter during the Weeb Wars era (2019 or earlier).

He mentions the 'ritual sex magic' shtick later multiple times and mis-attributes who gave it to him.

ETA: Missed words and mis-quote removed.

 

[Chode]

Uh, haven't people who abused whippits had trouble walking?

Lazy google: https://medicine.yale.edu/news-article/nitrous-oxide-effects-are-reversible-with-early-treatment/

When recreationally inhaled, nitrous oxide can impair the body’s metabolism of vitamin B12. This is a dangerous effect because vitamin B12 is essential for maintaining the body’s myelin sheath, which insulates and protects nerves in the brain and spinal cord. Nitrous oxide’s long-term use can lead to range of neurological, hematologic [related to blood], and psychiatric complications, including nerve damage and psychosis.
...
In her case study, Gardin reports that her team’s recent research was inspired by a man in his 30s who developed numbness, weakness, and difficulty walking after chronic nitrous oxide use. He had no prior issues with mobility. After taking a thorough clinical history, the clinicians learned that he had been using nitrous oxide daily for four to five months.

He said he had a nerve issue in his spine and forgot how to walk.

 

[CoomerTine]

wtf is he rambling about?

 

[Brian Oblivion]

"T-T-This m-man w-w-was afraid of m-m-my p-p-p-presence!"
[Said the Balldo, tears in his eyes, sweat dripping from his forehead, his body in hives]

Spoiler: In other news...

LOL
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>Calls Nick and Mapton Pedos in front of everyone at the bar
>No you guys aren't allowed to buy a hat I don't sell hats to pedos gtfo before I kick your ass
>PMAP and Rekieta slink out in shame, it's still broad daylight and they're sober so there's no way to hide or cope with the embarrassment
>Nick 12 hours later on twitter: "yeah this guy was really intimidated by me lol"

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

wtf is he rambling about?

He is still obsessing over people not wanting to have their name, face and likenes used with supertips. Like deal with it. Their TOS allows for people to request its removal.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick is only interested in the part of the Karen Reed trial where it's likely Karen and the cops involved were all swingers, lol

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Nick is only interested in the part of the Karen Reed trial where it's likely Karen and the cops involved were all swingers, lol

I wonder if his state is any different to be quite honest. Boomer and gen x swingers in local law enforcement and the courts would fit well with Celeste and Rekieta the faggot.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I wonder if his state is any different to be quite honest. Boomer and gen x swingers in local law enforcement and the courts would fit well with Celeste and Rekieta the faggot.

A lot of cops are retards, especially Fed cops. The Glowie who lead the Michigan Governor plot had a domestic at a swinger party.

 

[Brian Oblivion]

A lot of cops are retards, especially Fed cops. The Glowie who lead the Michigan Governor plot had a domestic at a swinger party.

While there isn't a maximum IQ limit, some police departments have set preferred ranges or used intelligence tests to disqualify applicants based on high scores. One notable case, Jordan v. City of New London, involved a candidate who was denied an interview after scoring too high on an intelligence test. A court upheld the city's right to do this, stating that the same standards were applied to everyone. The department in question used a scoring range on a test (equivalent to an IQ of 100-104) as the preferred range for police work, citing concerns that individuals with very high IQs might get bored and leave after training. This has contributed to the idea that police agencies may discriminate against candidates with high IQs, though not all departments follow this practice.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

Chat movies so fast but someone said he should stream snipe sean b/c he is going off like a cuck. Like, that shit destroys his numbers. He should have learned that from attacking Kurt.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Added supplemental clips I have not seen ITT.

According to Rekieta. The time that Aaron went in holiday where Keanu and Geno hosted STMS in his absence, Keanu later confirmed on a show that Aaron specifically told them to answer as many questions about Kayla as possible on STMS.

Aaron, your friends are mega dumb, all they had to do is not implicate you.

Double whammy:

Melton brings up Kurt's cooking video and then a super chatter says "it's great Aaron can't talk about Kayla, but Nick can say whatever he wants" to which Nick evilly chuckled at