Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

This is why we occasionally go off on theological tangents, because quite frankly, I unironically believe the man has demonic attachments.

Nick may inadvertently restore my lost faith in God. For reasons expressed in From Dusk Till Dawn, the cornerstone of any wholesome philosophy.

SETH: I know why you lost your faith. How could true holiness exist if your wife can be taken away from you and your children? Now, I always said God can kiss my fuckin' ass. Well, I changed my lifetime tune about thirty minutes ago' cause I know, without a doubt, what's out there trying to get in here is pure evil straight from hell. And if there is a hell, and those monsters are from it, there's got to be a heaven. Now which are you, a faithless preacher or a mean, mother fuckin' servant of God?
JACOB: I'm a mean, mother fucking servant of God.

This nigger is possessed by demons. Demons are, necessarily, from HELL. There can't be a Satan without a God.

Not just Nick his entire fanbase have ZERO emotional intelligence. His fans are the most gullible. easily swindled bunch of marks to ever have an internet connection.

I'd be more arrogant if much of this site including me had never been suckered by this evil faggot (congrats to the people who saw through this scumbag early).

I mean you'd have to be a lot dumber now.

Yeah, he's mentioned it a number of times. The guy sent it to him to mock the popehat guy on Twitter (an early 2016 casualty of TDS).

Ken White, whatever he is now, did more for the First Amendment and actually good causes than this skeletal faggot retard ever did.

 

[TexOffender]

White-collar trash.



He was given it by a fan when he was bickering with Ken White 'Popehat' on twitter during the Weeb Wars era (2019 or earlier).

He mentions the 'ritual sex magic' shtick later multiple times and mis-attributes who gave it to him.

ETA: Missed words and mis-quote removed.

Thanks for finding those. Honestly sounds like he's just propagating a joke from the person that sent it to him.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

"So I have my— a papal mitre back there that I wear for a certain segment of the show. And the story behind it is, it was actually used in a blood magic sex cult by, like, the leader. That's the thing. I'm like, Oh God, well, there's probably demons in it."

Nick Rekieta and the Deathly Hallows.

 

[Vibralldo]

Can't believe the oxygen deprived retard once put off reading mean superchats in front of Tonkasaw now left supertips on for a legitimate interview. Turtleboy has a direct line to Reads defense team but they aren't going near a show where an ai voice can call the judge a cunt or imply one of the prosecutors is a pedo with zero context or warning.

Now he's becoming tonkasaw (wheelchair-bound)

 

[Napoleon III]

I would say it's nitrous but I don't know the residual damage of whatever else he was on before.

Oh absolutely. Nitrous removes the ability for your body to metabolize Vitamin B12.

Vitamin B12 is extremely important for nervous system tissue. It is used in other things too. But it definitely is important for that. And if you have a deficiency one of the places it affects is the nervous system.

This is a small PL but I had a herniated disc that required surgery and I ended up having some generalized nerve pain because I didn't have enough B12 to repair all the nerve damage. Fixed easily enough by taking a supplement.

Expect to see a lot of neurological symptoms with Rekieta, stuff like numbness and tingling, but also stuff like balance and coordination. He might also get some of the confusion, irritability and dementia like symptoms. Though those symptoms will be hard to tell because Rekieta is just kind of like that normally.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Can't believe the oxygen deprived retard once put off reading mean superchats in front of Tonkasaw now left supertips on for a legitimate interview. Turtleboy has a direct line to Reads defense team but they aren't going near a show where an ai voice can call the judge a cunt or imply one of the prosecutors is a pedo with zero context or warning.

Even the canuckistanian retards at the casino didn't read superchats during their Mama K interview.

If you're doing worse than those two... all I got to say is WHOOOOOOAAAAHHHHHHHHH BUDDY!

 

[Soapmore]

So he has the blood magic papal mitre, and the sonichu medallion.

I can't wait to see what horrific object completes Nick's satanic trinity.

You already know, you just put it out of your mind. Understandable.

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Lian Xing]

Fixed easily enough by taking a supplement.

At his level of abuse, oral supplements can’t keep up. He needs to sober up and get B12 injections yesterday to have a chance at normalcy.

 

[Vibralldo]

Oh absolutely. Nitrous removes the ability for your body to metabolize Vitamin B12.

Vitamin B12 is extremely important for nervous system tissue. It is used in other things too. But it definitely is important for that. And if you have a deficiency one of the places it affects is the nervous system.

This is a small PL but I had a herniated disc that required surgery and I ended up having some generalized nerve pain because I didn't have enough B12 to repair all the nerve damage. Fixed easily enough by taking a supplement.

Expect to see a lot of neurological symptoms with Rekieta, stuff like numbness and tingling, but also stuff like balance and coordination. He might also get some of the confusion, irritability and dementia like symptoms. Though those symptoms will be hard to tell because Rekieta is just kind of like that normally.

Nick says to this day he doesn't have full control of his legs back

Are there any signs of nitrous huffing recently? I haven't been watching him enough

 

[AltisticRight]

Nick talking about his suspected pinched nerve/herniated disc in his spine. He said he woke up and couldn't remember how to walk. The doctor says he thinks it's physical:
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I would say it's nitrous but I don't know the residual damage of whatever else he was on before.

Maybe he should visit the chiropractor so they rearrange his spine and turn him into a vegetable.

oral supplements

Freshly produced by The Toe.

 

[Terrorist]

This nigger is possessed by demons. Demons are, necessarily, from HELL

Nick’s soul is getting muthafuckin molested by AIDS phantoms from the vantablackest depths of Niggerhell

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick thanks everyone for the support, all of it. Then talks about his Summer schedule, jokes about what an “uncommon criminal” he finds himself to be. Finally he starts in again on cuckolding, then talks about cucking some more, then sucks Juju The Cow’s udders, but the best part was when Nick suspiciously stopped himself just short of saying, “planned infidelity.”
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Oh, so NOW he says he has to do the community service? He said before that he had all 5 years to do it! Nick cannot keep his lies straight...

I should not be so agitated by the hypocrisy after such a time, but it is something that gets under my skin.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick says to this day he doesn't have full control of his legs back

Wait I thought karma was only smiting Nick’s enemies while richly rewarding him with an awesome and pain-free life.

 

[TheTractor]

''My legs stopped working one morning and wouldn't go in the direction I want'' cope segement is gold.

How about stop killing your brain with galaxy gas Rudolph.

 

[Soapmore]

Oh absolutely. Nitrous removes the ability for your body to metabolize Vitamin B12.

Vitamin B12 is extremely important for nervous system tissue. It is used in other things too. But it definitely is important for that. And if you have a deficiency one of the places it affects is the nervous system.

This is a small PL but I had a herniated disc that required surgery and I ended up having some generalized nerve pain because I didn't have enough B12 to repair all the nerve damage. Fixed easily enough by taking a supplement.

Expect to see a lot of neurological symptoms with Rekieta, stuff like numbness and tingling, but also stuff like balance and coordination. He might also get some of the confusion, irritability and dementia like symptoms. Though those symptoms will be hard to tell because Rekieta is just kind of like that normally.

Good news everybody! Give me rainbows.

Can you imagine the injustice of good man like Nick Rekieta becoming confined to a bed or wheelchair, and requiring those around him to take care of him?

I want to see Nick's diaper changes at the mercy of this person he has treated so well. They truly deserve each other.

 

[RotPockets]

Maybe he should visit the chiropractor so they rearrange his spine and turn him into a vegetable.

Hopefully this August he gets sent to County to get his back broke and his guts beat in.

 

[Irregardless]

Nick talking about his suspected pinched nerve/herniated disc in his spine. He said he woke up and couldn't remember how to walk. The doctor says he thinks it's physical:
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I would say it's nitrous but I don't know the residual damage of whatever else he was on before.

Oh my god he looks so bad

It's confusing, his balding hair is longer than the rest of his hair? Sort of like an optical illusion.

Also most of what I heard/saw about turtle boy was bad lolcow type behavior, is that not the case though?

 

[LemonParty]

Nick talking about his suspected pinched nerve/herniated disc in his spine. He said he woke up and couldn't remember how to walk. The doctor says he thinks it's physical:
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I would say it's nitrous but I don't know the residual damage of whatever else he was on before.

HAHAHAHA! Nick literally got his back-blown out by his wife's bull!

Incoming opioid addiction arch... dammit. Those are usually pretty boring.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

All 3 must be destroyed in order for skelly to pull up

Steel Toe will never throw the Balldo into Lake Wakanda, so Lady Gollum must bite off the Balldo and fall into those holy waters for the curse to be lifted. Sad to say, but Skelly's still going down.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

'Mirin that roasted hot dog nose look bro.
How does one achieve this natty?