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Magic Pickle said:
TiF (Trans-Identified Frankenstein): a FTM who underwent egg retrival, hysterectomy, delayed anterolateral thigh phalloplasty (ALT) and had at least 4 other procedures lined up has been terminated from her job and is devastated she's stuck in a body where she has "no sex life, sitting to pee, discomfort and increased dysphoria," grieving over the fact that she still has to go to job interviews under such emotional duress! Where is the sympathy for this walking work-in-progress?!
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This is absolutely horrifying.

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While this COULD go into the SRS thread, it made me laugh hard enough that I felt it also had a place in the Ls thread: a MTF asks what he could do to be less clockable. And before any of you get too cheeky, he just had a hair transplant completed, so obviously we're still awaiting the transformation of his egghead into flowing locks of silken curls!
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reading that thread, it is always hilarious how they overcompensate with 'hey man' or 'so sorry brother' it's comical because men don't talk like this.
 
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Magic Pickle said:
a MTF asks what he could do to be less clockable. And before any of you get too cheeky, he just had a hair transplant completed, so obviously we're still awaiting the transformation of his egghead into flowing locks of silken curls!
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We've seen this dude (AllEggedOut) a couple of times before, either here, Sideshows or the surgical thread. He was complaining about not being able to get facial surgery because he needs a CPAP and has hypertension, and was fixated on complaining rather than fixing problems.

The level of deafness he claims doesn't add up with his stories (and his good written English)(and his voice dysphoria) and IIRC he is absolutely retarded although I'm blanking on more specifics than that.


eta: profoundly deaf (archive) cannot speak or lipread. So he speaks ASL, but what's he going to interpret from/to? And forgetting how he'd possibly hear it, why is he getting voice dysphoria if a year ago he couldn't speak?

In another post he says he's getting CIs soon. At age 44. Having never heard before. Also he's says he's polyamorous but that's at least believable.

He also claims to be a single parent of two kids. Poor kids.
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Sometimes I feel like a bit of a shit boyfriend. Work sucks shit's long and hard and sometimes you come home feeling like shit or just late and want to go straight to sleep. But holy fuck, sometimes I just come back to this thread to remind myself how much of a paranoid faggot I'm being and how deep the depths of cuntishness people really goes. Especially reading some of the unfiltered things actual women say, bit hard to hear those things elsewhere as a guy with nerdy hobbies and a blue collar job. Sometimes I just don't feel like I'm doing the whole 'loving protector' shit right, then I come here and am reminded that despite my own flaws and problems at least I'm not some emotionally abusive cunt forcing someone to partake in my fetish against their will. I'll never understand these men who think they understand and can empathise with women's issues, much less claim to enjoy them. I will never be able to emphasise with her on her period, I have no idea what the fuck that feels like, all I know is that I'm fucking thankful that I can't. I can somewhat understand the mindset of 'periods aren't that bad' because of how shit education can be, but even back as a kid it was never something any of the lads even considered to be anything remotely verging on a good thing, even as preteens if someone said they were on their period and having a shit time you knew not to fuck with them, half from sympathy half because she'd kick you in the balls as hard as she could. But fucking hell, it hits hard waking up to the person you love crying because of something that neither of you can fundamentally ever change. Sometimes you feel really just inadequate knowing that the best you can do is just make someone comfortable, sometimes it reminds me of my grandparent's palliative care in how it feels. I cannot ever fathom being with someone and experiencing them at their most emotional and vulnerable moments that they trusted you with for years and throwing that in their face and telling them that you fucking wished that you could experience that and how you'd take joy in it, it's a level of such blatant fucking idk sociopathy or whatever bullshit words. I've said it before and coming here only reinforces my belief that physical abusers should be hung publicly and the majority of emotional abusers should too with the rest belonging on the offender registry. Maybe I'm just being an emotional faggot because she did possibly the cutest shit for my birthday tomorrow and I'm thinking you know after four years of being a 'girlfriend' maybe it's time but jesus fuck the brain of a person who could violate one of the deepest bonds a man could ever hope to ever experience in their life much less so because of a fucking fetish is not a brain that belongs anywhere near any form of civilised society, not even considering relationships with children. There are not words for these people. Vile is an understatement. None of them ever deserve to feel the love of any human being, not even their mother's. I have autistic friends from those nerdy hobbies, a lot of them are single because of it, they're still great people though. Seeing these narcissistic freaks in marriages and such before these actually good people is just depressing. They would probably kill to have a fraction of the blessing that you took for granted and squandered. Reading shit like this thread only makes me love her more and man I fucking love her bros and I guess the like 2 women on here. That's enough powerlevelling for one day though; I have a woman to go and tell how much I love.

For thread tax. I said probably a year ago at this point that an old friend trooned out and still uses my dms to send links from pc to mobile because he thinks I don't check them anymore and I'd just take all the diy hrt sites he sends and stick them in an fbi report. He's since taken to using my dms to transfer asmr videos, specifically of force feminization fetish stuff that I just end up reporting as the sexual content that it is. I click on one and am instantly greeted by the most obviously male English voice in this country short of a football hooligan, how the fuck you can claim to be a fem asmr channel while sounding like Keith who spends half his time on the fruity down the local and not be laughed off the platform is a mystery. He also feels the need to personally archive 'infographics' showing how normal women dress. Nothing screams 'I am a woman' like needing to be explicitly told how to wear a skirt shirt and coat thingy that office workers do, it's a very hard concept really. Oh yea also is a ket user because apparently that's a trend in these types of guys? Still has that old nerdy autistic twang in him though considering the amount of 'learn Japanese and pass the citizenship test' guides he's sent, not that he actually commits to it, just does it for a short while and gives up just like his failed transition. Idk it's the closest I have to something strictly on topic.
 
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Idk it's the closest I have to something strictly on topic
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With all due respect, half of your post sounds more suited for the Losing people to transgenderism support thread if you aren't already posting there.

Thread tax of my own: yet another sordid tale of a whackjob man choosing troonery over a marriage with an actual, flesh-and-blood woman. Many such cases! Highlights of this one include ingratiating himself in Discord communities, falling in love with a different person and making his wife despondent over the erosion of their 11-year relationship!
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On the verge of divorce. I am initiator.​

I realized I am trans almost a year ago, on June 24, 2024. I was age 32 at the time. Together with my partner for 11 years, married for 1. It's almost funny, 1 year after the wedding: honey, I'm girl. Just fyi.
It took me a long time to properly realize because I had to solve multiple childhood trauma just to realize I am repressing something. I knew and sid not know at the same time. Signs and suffering were obvious since my childhood, I just could not (did not allow myself to look at the elephant in the room) + did not have the required vocabulary. I did not know what "trans" is and for the longest time envied trans people whike thinking I am not "qualified" to claim thay label. Lol.
Anyway, I told my wife on the same day I realized. I knew I must not hide it. For the first week she did not react much. At the end of it I visited my to cis female friends and told them. This is important part. That day I felt accepted as a woman for the first time in my life and I felt SO HAPPY. I felt like if meteor would strike me, I would die happy.
When I came back to my home, hell started. All the dams in my wife broke. She was absolutely miserable and angry. Told me that I was "looking for my happiness elsewhere." Thatbmarriage is a unit and I must compromise. That if I wear dresses or start HRT she will absolutely leave me. That she does not want to lose me. That "she is accepting, but this is not what she signed up for."
Next half a year was the worst. I started my first wbbly steps towards transition while trying to find some sort of compromises with my wife. I was deadly afraid to lose her. But it did not lead me anywhere good. I knew deep in my heart I needed HRT. My last barrier went down when I caught myself contemplating of ending everything while standing at the edge of the roof of a tall building. I thought "this is all the proof you need. You must do it."
At the time I was already in a couple of my local trans Discord communities. They helped me so much. I felt I could not wait + I felt that injections were the best path for me (I live in EU, you know what it means). My friends helped me to get what I needed. My first HRT injection was at my friend's place, with her doing it along side me. It felt sacred. I think I started to feel butterflies in my stomach around her then.
Fast forward 4 months. I am now 33, 4 months on HRT. I can assuredly say it saved my life. My deoression was gone basically during first week on it and all the changes to my body and mind have been so wonderful. Meanwile my wife... did not leave me how she said she would. But she continued to fight me on every little change. Hair length. Earrings. Choice of clothes. Even mannerisms. She wanted at least parts of the "old me" back. She never used my name. Even today. She did get more and more accepting in time in some ways, so prob a lot of stuff is her own internal issues (like sex. I have small boobs now. I look feminine. It does not bother her at all).
But...
A week ago my dam broke. I came home shaming and crying. I told her how unhappy I was. How rejected I felt by her. That I feel happier with my friends than with her. That I need to feel accepted, not just tolerated. That I am contemplating divorce.
Now she wants to make an effort. Now. She gifted me a dress. We signed up for couple's councelling. But I feel it might be too late. She wants to do ANYTHING to save our marriage. But I don't know if I want to. Deep in my heart the thought of saving it scares me.
Meanwhile, I have fallen for my friend pretty hard. It is unrequited (I told her almost as soon as I figured it out with addition "I am married, I will not do anything, but I don't want these intrusive thoughts to destroy our friendship which I value above all"). I was rejected gently - the best outcome I wanted, really - with an addition "I might not be againt the idea in the future", which made me smile. We are, I think, even better friends now. Anyyyway. The point. The point is that those feelings I had/have for my friend were/are stronger than anything for my wife in years. The realizatiin crushed me.
This weekend I spend time away with friends. I went clubbing. I went dancing for the first time. I wore a dress and makeup. Some other friends when they saw my selfies: "omg, she can smile", "it is amazing you look so happy".
I... felt happier this weekend than during my wedding.
I feel so sorry for my wife. And I do still love her. I think we are going to do this right. Slow, painful way. I will tell her the new things I discovered about my feelings. We might go to councelling. But honestly? Yeah.
Tl;dr: fought with wife for one year about my transition, kinda want to leave my marriage now myself. Feel super shit about it and still not 100% sure.
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Darth Simpius said:
reading that thread, it is always hilarious how they overcompensate with 'hey man' or 'so sorry brother' it's comical because men don't talk like this.
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Some of us do, I know I do. The difference is we don't use it to play into a larp, where it's unique purpose is to make sure we're affirming a delusion. It's more like punctuation, "brother" or "man" can express fraternal respect, it can express disdain, or it can be used as an interjection.
And more importantly, the context in which it's used it totally different. They use it in the middle of the most fembrained discussions, which leads to "I'm grilling with the boys" type vibe. It's like an effeminate gay guy trying too hard to fit in with crass construction workers. It just doesn't work.
 
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It's always the "WOMEN HAVE BEARDS TOO" defense when very few women grow beards and it's usually from hirsutism.
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This is unironically a common saying, "but women have X too!". Replace "X" with man voice, broad shoulders, beards, etc.
Not only is it used by coping trannies, but non-troons who are major progressives. A tranny may whine about their "man voice" or beard or whatever, and they will hear "but women can have beards too!". In extreme cases progressives seem to wrap around into "you don't need surgery/hormones, women can have X features too!". Troons seem to say this to eachother as well, not sure if its the crabs in a bucket mentality or if they genuinely believe the cope.
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"yes! kill yourself! my brother killed himself yesterday and smiled and gave me a thumbs up on the way down! there is no god, nothing matters, do a flip haha! maybe rape someone beforehand!"
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I know this was meant as a metaphor for transitioning or being gay, but unironically this is what gay people believe, hence why they all act hedonistic, party, and do drugs.
Sean Andalou said:
So when I told my mom I was living with her and had a job but I also just relapsed and was smoking Crack.
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The only guy I knew who smoked crack built a structurally unsafe shed to live out of with a dildomachine, crossdressed, masturbated all day, and was a chronic liar. Seems like theres a high correlation between drug use and eventually trooning out
 
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AnthonyLoggerhead said:
Leftists protestors getting their shit kicked in after fucking around too much is pure kino. Always brings a smile to my weary face.


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Antifa and their trantifa contingent seem to be under the impression they will be treated the same from the Feds as local police. I hope they keep thinking that.

Captain Cornbread Corneli said:
On Mobile so forgive the sloppy faggotry.


This video came up for me. In it some Sasquatch of a "Woman" spergs out on their neighbors then gets arrested. I can't tell if that frost giant is an actual Woman or an Ogrehon. The voice and the way it towers over the police officers just casts too much doubt.

What do y'all think?
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The one in pink pants is a dude
 
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Some of us do, I know I do. The difference is we don't use it to play into a larp, where it's unique purpose is to make sure we're affirming a delusion. It's more like punctuation, "brother" or "man" can express fraternal respect, it can express disdain, or it can be used as an interjection.
And more importantly, the context in which it's used it totally different. They use it in the middle of the most fembrained discussions, which leads to "I'm grilling with the boys" type vibe. It's like an effeminate gay guy trying too hard to fit in with crass construction workers. It just doesn't work.
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If I call you brother it's because I'm pretending to be papa Hogan, brother.
 
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Pig Cups said:
Yow, that hairline is really something else.

He looks like a cross between Humpty Dumpty and present-day Amanda Bynes.
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Several pepper balls, preferably to both eyes.

There are some great lines in that video:

>”DAMN, BITCH YOU’RE OVERWEIGHT AS FUCK!”
Now now, why are we problematically body shaming? #FatAcceptance #HAES

>”WTF YOU JUST KICKED HER*!! WTF (x6)!!!”
As opposed to what? Would you have preferred he get a bullet instead? Fucking retards don’t understand that a mere kick from a federal LEO that you just threatened by brandishing a weapon is them being nice.
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I feel really bad for Amanda Bines. I actually hope she can come back from this trauma reaction. Her skin looks like a wax work
 
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Magic Pickle said:
yet another sordid tale of a whackjob man choosing troonery over a marriage with an actual, flesh-and-blood woman. Many such cases!
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What the hell is wrong with that woman? Her husband not only trooned out but plans on cheating on her as well. He is as good as dead, yet she tries to bribe him to stay! Couple counselling? Save your money: that shit only ever enables the troon.

The sooner you let your heart break, the sooner it can start healing. The only bright spot in the story is that no kids are involved -- but if the wife attempts to bring a new life to the world hoping her husband would stay, it would become living hell for all involved.
 
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