Assemble an ideal RPG team using Kiwifarms Users

[Humble Architect]

@Lidl Drip as the AoE crowd control witch.
@WelperHelper99 as a tank because HE'S FAT! and can weld a suit of armor together.
@Useful_Mistake as pyromancer.
@Humble Architect as a fast DPS swordsman (he plays Emperor's Children in 40k).
Agree on @Trombonista as Healer.

POV: You are facing this gang of driven retards.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm going to pick just from the Rekieta thread.

@MNPublicRecords SNIPER
@Himedall All-seeing Waifu SPY
@Third World Aristocrat SOLDIER COMBAT WOMBAT BEST DPS EVER
@John Andrews Stan PYRO just angriest faggot in the entire thread and it RULES

Me: Chaotic Neutral retard who just spergs angrily at everything that happens.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

I'm going to pick just from the Rekieta thread.

@MNPublicRecords SNIPER
@Himedall All-seeing Waifu SPY
@Third World Aristocrat SOLDIER COMBAT WOMBAT BEST DPS EVER
@John Andrews Stan PYRO just angriest faggot in the entire thread and it RULES

Me: Chaotic Neutral retard who just spergs angrily at everything that happens.

Aaron could be a bard. His bardic inspiration needs a nat 20 to work as intended though.

 

[Meat Target]

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POV: You are facing this gang of driven retards.

I know we all say this, but it's hard to get more retarded than my IRL DnD parties.