DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[QwahlityKahntent]

this is an alien in a skin suit

 

[Comma]

DSP has encountered and is currently fighting the first boss of Death Stranding 2. He's getting his ass handed to him, dying over and over, while complaining about the bossfight being unfair and poorly designed etc. etc. Finally some quality content.

EDIT: Holy shit. Kojima actually added a game journalist DSP-mode, allowing you to skip the bossfight if you die too often.

After dying 5 times (or so) in a row:

You just can't make this shit up, lmao.

EDIT:

DSP, famous for not caring about what "trolls" say, goes on a banning spree to ban everyone mentioning the game journalist-mode:

 

[Ardath]

I didn't even know you could die to this lmao, you just shoot the giant glowing part.

 

[RainJacketAndShorts]

EDIT: Holy shit. Kojima actually added a game journalist DSP-mode, allowing you to skip the bossfight if you die too often.

>pretend you won the fight and move on with the game
Literal DPS baby burnell mode being introduced in modern games, we've come full circle since the god of war GDQ presentation and the introduction of yellow paint which by the way was solely due to phil's influence

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Why does Phil Spencer live in Burnell's head rent free? Seriously, was there a detractor joke retweet way back when that I missed or something?

I'm curious as well. I remember Phil raging at Spencer during E3 many years ago. I would think since he loved Game Pass for "free" games, he'd have warmed up to him.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Tomorrow is Phil’s day off. What are we fighting about? I tried to take down @Big Brown Schlub a few weeks back but he got null to tempban me and call me a faggot (true) in DM so fuck that noise.

Have we talked about whether Khet is descriptive recently?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I'm curious as well. I remember Phil raging at Spencer during E3 many years ago. I would think since he loved Game Pass for "free" games, he'd have warmed up to him.

Don’t forget that when Xbox mentioned him, Phil pulled the “see, people like me” BS and refusing to see it as a joke on him. Of course, no one bought it, and he banned anyone who disagreed with him.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Todays Phail in Photo:

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Tomorrow is Phil’s day off. What are we fighting about? I tried to take down @Big Brown Schlub a few weeks back but he got null to tempban me and call me a faggot (true) in DM so fuck that noise.

Have we talked about whether Khet is descriptive recently?

First, shame on you for trying to take down our biggest, brownest contributor.

Second, I feel like it's been a while since we've debated Phil's political stances. I say he's apolitical, but alotta peepul say he's either ultra conservative or ultra liberal.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

How about we go back to whether Kat is still there or not? Frankly, I think that's a Doody-tier topic, also I feel like we glossed over the Wings DM too quick. Has anyone asked Wings about it? I feel we'd get something sooner from Wings than Phil if you wave a 10 dollar bill in front of that fatso.

 

[Telemeter]

This cringe shit gets me every time. He truly thinks he's some kind of hot-shot news anchor, doesn't he?

Not a news anchor, a game journalist.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Tomorrow is Phil’s day off. What are we fighting about? I tried to take down @Big Brown Schlub a few weeks back but he got null to tempban me and call me a faggot (true) in DM so fuck that noise.

Have we talked about whether Khet is descriptive recently?

I feel like Phil's pet claims from the DM leaks got forgotten about after a few weeks. I remember a few people posting clips where there might have been a bird in the background shortly after it happened, but there were also some weird Phil quotes where he talked about watching animals in the backyard with Khet that Phil might have spun into being his "pets".

 

[CannedBacon]

He's been on a tear with his goals ever since that week he missed 4 goals. I haven't been around long enough to understand what's happened since then. He seemed to be on the brink of finally starting to panic for his income

 

[Twrx]

Didn't he have to cut out a portion of a video because he crashed out about someone not paying a "bounty" because gulag or something

 

[Elite Kipchak]

I like to imagine a group of video game scientists in lab coats huddled around a laptop playing raw phil, frantically taking notes. they cheer when he follows the yellow paint, and cry out in anguish when he dies to tutorial bosses. a mistake they'll never make again, more yellow paint and tutorial popups next time and he surely won't fail again. one of them got fired over the mario kart road incident.

 

[marlimar]

Tomorrow is Phil’s day off. What are we fighting about? I tried to take down @Big Brown Schlub a few weeks back but he got null to tempban me and call me a faggot (true) in DM so fuck that noise.

Have we talked about whether Khet is descriptive recently?

Which bathroom has the broken shower, and can khat physically fit in either of them?

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Might have to do with this, but who knows.

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Jesus Christ I didn't remember that. The fact even the official Xbox account laughed at Phil is truly remarkable.

Phil doesn't get the right or privilege to say oh I just changed my mind when he's so vile about everything and as always he's not a gaymer! He went off on rimworld world first when all he had to say was I'm not interested, mister I-don't-attack-others.

Phil is just quite literally incapable of not being an asshole. He always has to give his opinion in the most vile and vitriolic way and then hides behind the "I'm being anhest" excuse exactly the way kids do when they are told they have to tell the truth and just act rude and tell their grandma to fuck off, the difference is that Phil is 43 years old.
And of course, that wouldn't be so bad if he just owned to it and accepted it, because the second anyone ever says something slightly offensive towards him, he becomes a full drama princess saying how it's not fair that people treat him like an asshole.
And of course, it wouldn't be so bad if he didn't pussy out every time he's called out for it. If he just stuck with "yeah I think this game sucks, deal with it" he would at least be sticking to his opinion, regardless of what retarded it is, but he can't even do that, he folds the second anyone confronts him on it and blames "da twolls" instead of manning up.

There was one tweet in particular (hopefully someone has it, I think it was during the KC days) where Phil said that he doesn't take feedback, even if it's correct, just because the person said it in a rude way, so he completely disregards something truthful just because he felt offended, the guy who praises himself as someone who doesn't hold punches, as if he was commendable for being a cunt. What a little fucking bitch.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

Phail has said he will only take criticism "if it's said nicely." Linda taught him this. She disgraces us as mothers.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

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this is an alien in a skin suit

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil is just quite literally incapable of not being an asshole. He always has to give his opinion in the most vile and vitriolic way and then hides behind the "I'm being anhest" excuse exactly the way kids do when they are told they have to tell the truth and just act rude and tell their grandma to fuck off, the difference is that Phil is 43 years old.

Once again, Jaha should've finished the job.