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Is it over?

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  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

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Sam Hyde will in turn unleash ops against Reddit for attacking the promised land fuck Iran against Israel Reddit against Fish Tank promised land for retards and 4th temple of Sam Hyde.
 
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bango skank said:
FWIW, the title of the reddit post with the gloating slow drive-by is itself a pretty old reference. I haven’t been to a live sporting event or anything in like 20 years but are zoomers even aware of the “hey hey hey, good bye” chant?
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I think this is the biggest tell. That song came out and was popular in 1969. Someone who was 8 at the time would have had it burned into their brain.

 
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i think we can all admit none of it is Sam Hyde's fault. Say what you will about him, every interaction you hear about him behind the scenes proves he knows where the line is usually, the amount of faggots who Sam completely left alone after being asked to is astounding. If this boomer jew talked to Sam, Sam would have put on the type of charm that would deescalate the entire matter, he's been doing it his entire life, especially with boston boomer jew redditors.

What most likely happened is this kike came up to the house and one of the wiggers tried to treat some old boomer like he was one of the fish, and thats what made him so angry it let to police intervention. I love people here acting like any old fuck that calls police on a party ends up in federal prison. you can tell none of you went to good parties lol.
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Because I've watched the show and the audio is generally clear and you can make out what's being said the majority of the time. If they were so loud that people in houses 100 yards away think they're being too loud, then the microphones in the actual rooms would just pick up blaring sounds.
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You're forgetting the obvious scenario of the wiggers wanting to get some fresh air and avoid making too much noise in the house so they do most of their antics outside. Its like when my cousin would smoke meth outside of the daycare they worked at because obviously it would be a bad idea to do it in the house where they kids might notice. They sort of forgot about the fact that the neighbors could see them.
Swamp_Donkey said:
I really enjoy the mental imagery of a retarded boomer having to explain what a fishtank is to his wife and kids because he Karen'd out
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You don't seem to understand boomer retardation, he'll just go "its a prank show online run by nazis" and that'll be all they'll need. They probably think Youtube is just a 24/7 stream of Fishtank. People also don't seem to understand this boomer has to be cumming his pants because of the internet hate mob right now. imagine you're a resistance boomer jew and you actually do have legit nazis straight up going "1488" and harassing everyone you know. If we didn't know the backstory people would be calling it fake news in the A&N article on this.

This honestly reminds me a lot of how the O&A subreddit was taken down, the users were so used to the normal trolls and retards trying to take them down that one person going through the proper channels was all it took to take them off of reddit and onto their own website. If you don't think in our modern Onlyfans and AirBNB era that every town has laws on the books to make sure police can shut down anyone making "an internet show" in a place they don't own at a moments notice you're insane. I highly doubt the wiggers explained their way out of it the way Nick and Sam effortlessly did for years when they were doing MDE on youtube.
 
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chimpburger said:
i think we can all admit none of it is Sam Hyde's fault. Say what you will about him, every interaction you hear about him behind the scenes proves he knows where the line is usually, the amount of faggots who Sam completely left alone after being asked to is astounding. If this boomer jew talked to Sam, Sam would have put on the type of charm that would deescalate the entire matter, he's been doing it his entire life, especially with boston boomer jew redditors.
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Anyone with half an ounce of reasoning skills knows this. It's that people who cant say no or cant go against the grain of society see something they dont like so they freak. That's honestly why most people even if they don't like Sam can still respect him.
 
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Well i guess that's that then....
This isn't exactly what i wanted to wake up to.

A special thank you to all my kiwi niggas, it's been great to experience this season with all of you, you're awful, you're mean, you're funny, you're witty, you're great.
I probably wouldn't have been able to enjoy this season as much as i did without you friends.

I'm not exactly a mean or angry person, i rarely hold grudges but FUCK THAT FUCKING NIGGER REDDITOR, i hope he never experiences happiness ever again, i hope this shit follows him to the fucking grave.

If the wiggers somehow manages to salvage this i promise to make a "we're so back bros" post, but until then, Its so over bros :jacepout:
 
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chimpburger said:
i think we can all admit none of it is Sam Hyde's fault
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He was on PKA laughing about not paying for insurance. He was the one who instantly shot down buying permits in Las Vegas. He's the one whose lawyer is a guy who doesn't even have a law degree. He owns over 50% of the project and he's the face of it. It's his fault as much as it is anyone elses.
 
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The Real Taylor Swift said:
I want to say Connor also called the cops? Like, as he was kicked out. It was a mess.
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Connor says Alex and his wife called the cops, he just happened to be standing there since the two of them left together and all he did was hand the cop his ID when requested. The whole "we'll be shot dead before we reach the end of the driveway" shit is classic Alex exaggeration and rambling. Connor's concerns were over being stiffed on pay since that is what Alex's wife and stepdaughter alleged happened to prior contestants, not getting beat up like Alex. Given Burt didn't get paid the full prize perhaps he was smart to walk. Nobody has a single fucking clue what any fish this season has earned, fishbucks have been stolen so many times I doubt even the contestants know what they've won at this point.
 
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Halloween23 said:
He was on PKA laughing about not paying for insurance. He was the one who instantly shot down buying permits in Las Vegas. He's the one whose lawyer is a guy who doesn't even have a law degree. He owns over 50% of the project and he's the face of it. It's his fault as much as it is anyone elses.
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clearly you lack even half an ounce of reasoning skills
 
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attractive_pneumonia said:
Here comes the wigger defense force. Stop acting as if all of these problems haven't been solved by others, people that have less means than Sam and Jet as well. While Sam and Jet were making asses of themselves in the RV with zero camera uptime Ice Poseidon was broadcasting a crystal clear 4k video feed with zero downtime on a deserted island in the Pacific Ocean because he bothered to research the proper equipment for the circumstances and bought it.

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No other production has these kinds of issues, Ice Poseidon was smart enough to hire medics for Hunger Games and paid the local police force to have a cop hanging around 24/7 to squelch any kind of swatting or welfare calls to 911. He just did his prison stream where he was literally torturing the contestants while S4 was running with no issue at all because he takes the proper fucking steps to handle these situations in advance. Fishtank likely has something nearing 2-3 million dollars in cash reserves and they never use it wisely, this is effectively their 6th season and they're just as inept as the day they started back in Season 1.

After a certain point you have to stop relying on wiggerfriends and get people with industry experience to handle some of the loose ends the show has.
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It's quite funny that you use Ice Poseidon as an example when he himself is dumb as bricks, the wiggers should be embarrassed being more incompetent than him.

What I don't understand is why they can't sell their three houses and use that money to invest in a proper solution.
 
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