Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vibralldo]

It’s astonishing to me that he claimed during his appearance on Melton’s show that he received the HRO today.

So this supposed lawyer received the HRO, immediately tweeted about it, asked for “le academics” on the Internet to help him clip the subject of the HRO—offering a thousand dollars—and then went on Melton’s show to discuss it without even taking a day to think things through.

It’s baffling. Has he always been this impulsively foolish, or did drugs make him like this? It’s truly incredible. Very laughable.

I think that his drug and rage addictions and destruction of his life and public reputation made him short sighted and foolish, but the vindictiveness was always there. The way he went after Maddox by copy striking him and then saying the only way he'd remove it was if he went on his show is the exact kind of slimy shit he'd try today, it was just allowed because Maddox is a douche.

 

[AltisticRight]

The transcript for Aaron’s hearing is out, but I don’t know how to attach a file on here. Just letting you know!

Edit jk I’m stupid

Aaron, what did most of the thread suggest, and your response was "public figure" huh? Did you lie or you just didn't bother to ask?
Was the extra $10 or fine, let's say $500 worth it? Who am I kidding.
Grow a fucking brain, I know it's hard for a dimwitted radio shockjock.

 

[SkuSucka]

We need to get Christian Bale to get to the weight he was at for The Machinist
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Or, more recently, the weight he was at during VP
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Both in one film, to truly encapsulate the "normal man to Cracktwig to skinny-fat" road Crackeita has walked

It's actually wild to me that he is doing this. Does he not see how obsessive and manic this comes off as?
Dude seems completely gone from the normal world.

I think coming off that obsessive and manic is his intent; he's trying one last time to win his Man back, the only way he knows how.

 

[DemsBNutz]

I'm almost certain at this point they are both just trying to get thrown in jail at the same place at the same time so they can fuck each other in peace without any wives or kiwi farmers potentially stepping in and blowing up their spot. Imagine the rekieta imholte cell mate arc. Infinite content man. I never in my life thought I'd be this invested in two gay dudes but hey fuck it 2025 here's to progressivism

Your forgetting they have to get butt fucked by a dude named Tiny 7'2" with a foot long schlong. In order to meet in secret in jail.

 

[Oxyjen]

Walton Goggins as Lord Balldo,

Exactly right.

We need an archive of this.

I know the YouTube clippers are sheepish because Melton will strike them, and that's completely understandable, but we need a local archive at least. Unlike Google, we don't have a gay automated system. All takedown requests are manually reviewed by Null. I would love to see the fat fuck try

Woke up to the.NLO clip from Stallyn19.
Yeah, what’s good for the goose is good for the gander, we could use an automated stream grab and transcription thingy for that show, and clip segments like this to save in the thread. That’s the primary milk vector right now, and I’m not sure we can rely on clippers to catch everything on a self-deleting show.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

That lady Rekieta was being creepy about.

No need to elaborate, but that doesn't narrow it down very much.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Here’s what Stallyn was able to catch

I still say he has the most punchable face on planet earth.

Each time I see this gross greasy fuck I want to go full Gordon Freeman and smash my monitor with a crowbar.

 

[Briareus]

I still say he has the most punchable face on planet earth.

Each time I see this gross greasy fuck I want to go full Gordon Freeman and smash my monitor with a crowbar.

He also seems to have this blotchy patch of what I can only presume to be acne just under his eye. Greasy chomo energy has never applied more than now.

 

[AltisticRight]

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Nick putting out a big hit with a itty bitty pay out. If you're broke Nick just say so.

http://archive.today/LtClR

(Archive for fags)

This is fucking retarded and insane. $1000 for clips that spans a year, 2 months and 2 weeks? Fuck off.
It also has to be one public mention per day, which means the days where he's completely offline due to a drug induced black out wouldn't count. It's a bar that's impossible to technically meet.

Edit: I misread, it's clips of STMS talking about skeleton, one mention a day. There's been weekends and other days where Aaron's offline so this is literally impossible to do. Rugieta is a fag.

>Epiphany
Does he know what this word means? Where's the epiphany?

Good job, @Vibralldo .

He does need one against himself because he's been fucking shit up instead of literally doing nothing and winning.

 

[Oxyjen]

It also has to be one public mention per day, which means the days where he's completely offline due to a drug induced black out would count. It's a bar that's impossible to technically meet.

It’s clips of Aaron talking about Skelly, not the other way around.

It’s still impossible, Aaron often doesn’t tweet or stream at all at the weekends because he’s golfing or fishing or whatever.

 

[WebFelching]

It’s still impossible, Aaron often doesn’t tweet or stream at all at the weekends because he’s golfing or fishing or whatever.

I'm assuming whoever skelly "retained" for this job is someone who recognized the task as herculean,Nick as a mark and ran off with whatever the "retainer fee" would be. Obviously having no intention of actually delivering this insane compilation.

Obviously you probably shouldn't scam (even nonpracticing) attorneys but its not like Nick is going to have time to enter another lolsuit against his retained rapscallion for the measly sum of 1000 USD (20 KNU), he's going to be way too busy suing Aaron for custody of the goo.

 

[AltisticRight]

"I was dumbstruck to get this order"

Hey skelly, "finding/seeing something that surprised you" isn't what the word epiphany means.
Let me help you a bit:

a(1)
: a usually sudden manifestation or perception of the essential nature or meaning of something
(2)
: an intuitive grasp of reality through something (such as an event) usually simple and striking
(3)
: an illuminating discovery, realization, or disclosure
b
: a revealing scene or moment

Stop using words you don't understand, you sound like a tryhard faggot.

@8:40 He states that Kayla has not really posted anything on the internet since at least 2002

Huh?

So who posted these?

he constant tagging of Aaron was already unnecessary before; now it’s even more so. I strongly suggest you stop poking the cow.

Tagging Sean (and elb, I'll let Faran fly too) is fine, tagging anyone personally involved in this shit such as Aaron unless there's a very good reason to do so is not. We're all adults (I hope) so use your own judgement/intuition.

 

[PrestonHolt]

>wake up
>Catch up on 20pages
>Yep, Nick turning W into L as per schedule

It would be really funny if Nick gets into trouble with PO because of Aaron/TRO and not doing drugs/drinking, since the whole case happened because Nicky loves to humiliate our wife (and try to get back at his gay lover).

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

This is an archive of This Little Piggy at Hackamania on May 6, 2025 featuring Nick Rekieta. Almost fifty-seven minutes total of five grown men and a small crowd in Las Vegas discussing Aaron Imholte.

Part One: Not a Good Guy

Part Two: A Sexy Man

Part Three: Steel Toe A Cum Eater Timeline

Part Four: The Evidence

Part Five: Brief Final Words From Nick, This Little Piggy AI Outre and Show Credits

Source: Elissa Clips

 

[AltisticRight]

I'm being harassed by Aaron, my whore child abuse enabler has her dignity ruined!
Meanwhile...
>Gather 100+ people at some Vegas shithole hotel to release photos of Aaron without consent
>Release loads of embarassing but definitely out of context text messages to shame him
>Pay to have a fucking fridge freighted there (the shipping cost likely exceeds the value of the fridge, let that sink in)
>Have legions of loser Opie and Anthony whatever garbage boomer shit "comedy" hanger-ons spam the court's inbox
>Form a massive party at the courthouse, complete with a 360 degrees VR camera to try and film everyone
>Act like a bunch of shitfaced retarded frat cunts in the courtroom
>Goes to town to harass the defendant's friends, associates and business partners
>Gets kicked out of a bar for being a nuisance and a fat paedophile
Somehow we're supposed to believe there's any probable cause of "harassment" from the toe.

Then an HRO gets issued, skelly freaks out, cries about it and immediately breaks it in less than 12 hours. Will Minnesota care? Probably not. They don't even care about children being subjected to drugs, alcohol, and freak sex shit.
All while his rightoid simps like EVS bitch about DEI fags and troons in classrooms (or gay manbaby colouring books).

 

[WEEKEND]

This is such fucking BULLSHIT. It's Nick's constitutional RIGHT to hound Aaron Iscariot into an early grave. The founding fathers would be turning in their graves if they could see this miscarriage of justice. What the fuck are we doing guys? Is this the type of society you want to live in? One where spiritually black "man" can't harass "his" "lady" "wife's" former lover/bull?

Won't someone think of poor Melton, how will he lust after Aaron's children without Nick's help? And what of "Lady Rakets", how will she sleep at night without Nick constantly reminding everyone that she's a slatternly whore? Actually scratch that, Kayla is too high on pills to even know who she is.

 

[Oxyjen]

Then an HRO gets issued, skelly freaks out, cries about it and immediately breaks it in less than 12 hours. Will Minnesota care? Probably not

Yeah I get the feeling we’re about to see the two tier Minnesota justice system working as intended yet again.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Strange how Nick said he's experienced in defeating HROs. Is this man so caustic that he's had to fend off many a Minnesotian asking the court for relief against him?

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Gee I hope this battle between local businesses and one interstate business, STMS, Rekieta Law (lolLC) and NLO doesn't end up in Federal court. Especially not when feds were swimming around the oil rig already waiting for scraps.

 

[SaltyFanta]

I think that his drug and rage addictions and destruction of his life and public reputation made him short sighted and foolish, but the vindictiveness was always there. The way he went after Maddox by copy striking him and then saying the only way he'd remove it was if he went on his show is the exact kind of slimy shit he'd try today, it was just allowed because Maddox is a douche.

The "Did I really say that" schtick, where he heavily implies something, and then uses the plausible deniability of not exactly saying it to deflect criticism was there since Keffals. With the him saying Keffals belongs "On The Wall".

I think he's a bit of a sociopath, and up until the drugs was pretty restrained and had impulse control. But cocaine and swinging knocked something loose and now he can't control his desires.

It also has to be one public mention per day, which means the days where he's completely offline due to a drug induced black out wouldn't count. It's a bar that's impossible to technically meet.

"While you gave me a lot of usable clips, you didn't give me a clip for every day, so I'm going to be demanding my $1000 back "