DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Shuma-Gorath]

Nobody says you suck and means it in it's entirety you fucking polack, we say you are a hack, unadapting, cookie cutter strats, a seal clubber, a gatekeeper and a stat padder.
WORLD OF TANKS ANALOGY TIME!!1!!!! Cause I loves me some world of tanks; Piggy is the sort of player with 10k matches in some broken no skill required tank like the E25 with a 8 skill per member crew where you're at the tier where you don't have to face any real competition and it's at that point where you still get the wetback thirdworld 42% winrate trash trickling in from freemium rental events and acts like he's hot shit.

Phil is the king of semantics.
"Phil you're not a pro-level player"
"Oh woooow, see, this guy says I can't play at all and that I'm terrible at every single game, that's what he said! See, I was curbstomping noobs and people that clearly can't play a game where I use every broken mechanic available, how can I suck?"

And of course, let's ignore how every time he's faced an actual player that uses the same strats as him he just gets demolished. Him using cheap tactics on old fighting games is totally different from people using cheap tactics on SF6. The fact is that Phil is exactly the kind of player he complained so much about when playing SF6: use broken mechanics and characters, only repeat what other players have posted in guides and never learn to adapt because the second anyone counters you you just cry about dropped inputs and rollback netcode.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

https://youtu.be/ryMcw2UyOlk?t=2106

Got mad while rewatching this. DSP doesn't think composers/musicians should be able to profit from what they create since they were already paid to make the music, ignoring that royalties are a thing that have existed forever. Believes that they are double dipping and taking money from his pocket, the small guy just trying to create content (using their game/music). I fucking hate this guy.

 

[strandedcastaway]

I’m watching the Memology video on the new air conditioner and the MELODRAMA around not having air conditioning for a few days at 78-82 degrees!!!! He is so fucking SOFT.

Phil constantly lies about what the temperature even is! He'll talk about a heat wave in Renton and you check the temperature and it's 63. And I know his office could be hotter, but he'll add 10-20 degrees to the outside temperature. Does he not realize it takes about 3 seconds to find out the current temperature anywhere? It's like lying about whether it's raining or not.

 

[Hugh Keevins]

He said they'd have to demolish the whole shower to fix it.

He's probably had a plumber out who has recognised how much of a mark Phil is and was trying to squeeze some money out of him.

 

[marlimar]

It's crazy how he has 4 bathrooms for two people.

I forgot the absurdity of the WAKHANDO. He got a middle unit for a family and only put a horse and a menagerie in it.

It's a 3-bedroom 2.5 bathroom, I just added 2 photos of the second full bathroom, and I can't edit the OP anymore. The one with the jacuzzi tub and apparently the broken walk-in shower would be attached to the master bedroom so that's the broken one.

So the yellow is the leaky shower, the purple is where the drywall would be removed from whatever closet runs behind the shower, depending on where the leak is in the pipe could be very involved, since this is on the second floor.


I can see how Catherine could get winded climbing that many stairs, but does she have to climb them sideways like a crab to fit? That banister is mighty close to the wall.


How funny would it be if this was DSP's preferred studio, he would have a legitimate excuse for being hot with all 5 dozen of his retarded electronics on all the time...


Man chose this middle unit at #30 when two multi-family residences down the street, at #26

you only have to share a single wall, like his parent's duplex.

I found this amusing map while browsing realtor.com and they don't even put DSP's business at #30... google maps is even worse, no wonder no one can find this fuckers house...

Do yall think this has ever been used or cleaned and if you were to use it, would it catch the building on fire?

I looked at all the marketing pictures for his house and for the life of me I can't figure where he's keeping his menagerie besides the garage.

Hope we can all just get along on DSP's day off!

 

[Iron Hamster]

I’m watching the Memology video on the new air conditioner and the MELODRAMA around not having air conditioning for a few days at 78-82 degrees!!!! He is so fucking SOFT.

Yet not one word about his dying parents that ACKtually had to endure 100+ degree F heat indices the beginning of this past week.

It's crazy how he has 4 bathrooms for two people.

I forgot the absurdity of the WAKHANDO. He got a middle unit for a family and only put a horse and a menagerie in it.

It has 2.5 baths. Usually building code determines things like this.

Isn't Kino Casino on a break at the moment? Maybe some of their dents / whales have decided to throw their money at Phil for reasons unknown.

If this is the case, you just know he thinks they should be giving him money while they are gone and it's not happening to the scale he thought and that's why he's panicking.

Btw I did a quick "Game journalist" search on tikTok and holy shit Phil is dominating that field.

see below

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There needs to be a 'game journalist' post with a collection of him getting his shit pushed in.

but does she have to climb them sideways like a crab to fit?

lmao

How funny would it be if this was DSP's preferred studio, he would have a legitimate excuse for being hot with all 5 dozen of electronics on all the time...

Along with the skylight.

 

[Stein Eleven]

"Phil you're not a pro-level player"
"Oh woooow, see, this guy says I can't play at all and that I'm terrible at every single game, that's what he said! See, I was curbstomping noobs and people that clearly can't play a game where I use every broken mechanic available, how can I suck?"

It's one of his favorite go-to's; creating an absurdist straw man in order to justify or reply to anything. Take a sponsorship? No, that would mean he'd have to shill out completely and utterly. Lean more into drama? No because that would mean becoming an over the top internet bloodsports guy. People make fun of him on twitter or this board? Must be complete no-life losers who have nothing else going on in their lives. Some detractors create content on him? Phil is their daddy and they owe their livelihoods to him. He can't prepare streams because that would mean planning out everything he does on air which of course he does not have time for anyway because he is busy literally every other minute of the day

When Rich called him out for lying on Sidescrollers, he replied that it wasn't supposed to be an "insane truthful expose" anyway. I think it's not even a conscious process, his ego distorts the information before it can even be cognitively registered

 

[Historical Strelkov]

He has the expression of a prey animal trying to make himself look larger to a predator.

 

[marlimar]

Phil is a fucking idiot.

You don't run water pipes on outside walls. I looked at pictures of his house, and the bathroom he is talking about

He said they'd have to demolish the whole shower to fix it. Wrong. The shower faces the other way, there is a false wall where the plumbing runs up. To fix it, cut an appropriate size hole on the back, fix the leak, and repatch the hole. Simple.

I'm almost sure he doesn't know a cucumber is a damn pickle either. Everything has to be more complicated than need be, and actually having a contractor over to remodel his bathroom taking 2 weeks to fix would never happen. The snort fort can't be accessed that long

Imagine having that setup, a big dual vanity, jacuzzi tub and a cheap black garbage bag covering your leaky walk-in shower... Grim.

 

[Teshub]

He's probably had a plumber out who has recognised how much of a mark Phil is and was trying to squeeze some money out of him.

So the yellow is the leaky shower, the purple is where the drywall would be removed from whatever closet runs behind the shower, depending on where the leak is in the pipe could be very involved, since this is on the second floor.

If he got it fixed right away it wouldn't have been that bad. That's assuming he actually noticed it right away. Those walls are probably coated in mold in the inside and will need to be completely demoed. If its gotten into the subfloor or into the downstairs he's fucked.

 

[Hugh Keevins]

If he got it fixed right away it wouldn't have been that bad. That's assuming he actually noticed it right away. Those walls are probably coated in mold in the inside and will need to be completely demoed. If its gotten into the subfloor or into the downstairs he's fucked.

I mean the most likely explaination is that the pipes are fine and its just the sealant that has gone. That has then allowed the water to be absorbed up the drywall from the bottom.

 

[marlimar]

If he got it fixed right away it wouldn't have been that bad. That's assuming he actually noticed it right away. Those walls are probably coated in mold in the inside and will need to be completely demoed. If its gotten into the subfloor or into the downstairs he's fucked.

Funny (Sad if you live on either side of #30) thing is, mold / water doesn't stop at walls, being the middle unit, everyone is affected with the demolition and repairs... all delayed indefinitely because of a autistic middle-aged man's streaming schedule.

I mean the most likely explaination is that the pipes are fine and its just the sealant that has gone. That has then allowed the water to be absorbed up the drywall from the bottom.

How funny would it be if it's just the showerhead / connecting tube broken they ripped because they slipped in the shower.

 

[Dave's Mailman]

Silent seethe

 

[Cucktry Roads]

At 1:00 pm est. 10:00 am pst (1 hour from posting), the final round of the 3rd annual Chking of the Ring DSP parody song tournament will begin. If enjoyed round 1 at the start of June, you'll be in luck as the contestants save their best stuff for the finals since round 1 is just a qualifier round! The AI song competition will also be held after.

 

[neger psykolog]

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Yeah Phil people totally still care about your fighting game skills level, not the list of 600,000 other things about you, those are totally irrelevant.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Yeah Phil people totally still care about your fighting game skills level, not the list of 600,000 other things about you, those are totally irrelevant.

Conveniently leaving out his smurfing antics, but that would destroy his whole narrative.

 

[Jang Joo]

Tomorrow is Phil’s day off. What are we fighting about?

I would just like to let y'all know Phil Burnell does NOT own a leg prop. Ya get it? Sounds good? Ok. Alright. Ya get it? Sounds good.

 

[Moar Krabs]

Who do i have to kill to get a crash 2 edit of this? Music and all

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Super Ack 64 DS
Featuring:
KingKobraJFS as Yoshi (Rip Puffers)
DSP as Mario
Wings of redemption as Wario
Cyraxx as Luigi
Andy Ditch as Bowser

 

[Iron Hamster]

The narrative needs to be started the he's Poland's national treasure.

 

[GodModule]

Phil is as good at fighting games as he is at Elden Ring. Nigga just finds the jump R2 broken shit and abuses it. If he was good at fighting games he wouldn't need to look up a guide to figure out a characters BnB combos.

This is how good DSP is at fighting games