Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

A delivery driver who is used to unloading pizzas would be sufficient to put Fatrick in his place. Even when he was a runner, Fatrick was still kind of portly with spindly limbs and that was a decade and 42,000 beers ago.
This is a total faggot who is even so intimidated by Dan that he begs for police protection inside a courthouse from his mere presence. DAN.

The average CHILD could beat the shit out of him.

He has the classic lolcow phenotype of a potato with pipe cleaners stuck in it for arms and legs.
 
I’m not unconvinced that, were Fatrick to attempt to make good on his threat toward his ex-wife and ex-child, the end result would still have been Fatrick receiving an ass-beating from a freshly-postpartum woman and a literal infant.
I bet if he'd tried to do anything to his wife while she was pregnant, a literal fetus would have burst out of her womb and kicked the shit out of him.
 
what man says “panties” unless he is an open pedo. No normal man says that, I want to be sick. “Panties”, he’s seriously a fucking sex offender. He’s talking about children’s underwear
Is panties really a word supposed to depict kids underwear specifically? I may have looked like a creep quite a few times without knowing.

To me underwear always felt more like the descriptive word. In my language, both exist, but underwear equivalent is hardly ever used.

Eta : nevermind, I got my answer, it's fine to use the word.
 
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Knickers aside, it seems that pig man has been strangely reluctant to xeet today with nary an oink for 18 hours despite rexeeting shit periodically
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However he is a whole lot more active on threads for some reason, with both fat fuck food posts...
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...and screaming pig rage replies
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A delivery driver who is used to unloading pizzas would be sufficient to put Fatrick in his place. Even when he was a runner, Fatrick was still kind of portly with spindly limbs and that was a decade and 42,000 beers ago.
"A runner" he didn't even run his half marathon. What we saw was how he looked sprinting from the the car or whatever he took that got him close to the finish line.
However he is a whole lot more active on threads for some reason, with both fat fuck food posts...
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Fuck he's terrible making anything. This isn't worth a picture yet he figures he can get some ass pats for it because a literal retard made it. At least make the sandwich into a Monte Cristo so it presents better. Get rid of the peas if you're not doing anything with them. Whole nuts don't belong on the same dish as the rest of the food. Only time nuts belong on your dish is if they're crushed and being used as a garnish. This guy is cooks as well as any Britshit chef.
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Patrick shows Threads that he doesn't watch nor understand the news, or knows what a riot is.
 
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Re-reading the OP for fun during this slow time, and I'm almost confident that Pat's #DLTIW is a shitty ripoff of better author John Green's #DFTBA (Don't Forget To Be Awesome). Green went far with using that slogan as a marketing tool and when he was most popular, it really got around. Sold merch, had other Youtube creators saying it at the ends of their videos, the whole thing. Green is/was probably the model Patrick was trying to emulate.

Pat's attempt at it, of course, drips with contempt and is focused on spite and domination rather than uplifting positivity (even if it's vacuous), so it never even had a chance of taking off. Even the fiction of it being an old family saying is lifted straight from John Green. Pat is truly incapable of independent thought.
 
TL;DR there's a reason its called .40 Short and Weak
Between that and his Chineseum covered P90 it seems like the man is just attracted to dogshit weapon calibers. As I've stated elsewhere, the whole 5.7 defeating body armor bit is applicable if you have the steel cored rounds that glowies and military used. These aren't usually sold on civilian markets and the fat idiot who can't put in a fence the correct way sure isn't hand loading them because he's still got all of his fingers. Thus it stands to reason that he's using the lead rounds usually found in hood nigger drive-bys because they also think the underfed pistol rounds will magically get through cop gear.

It does mean that on his nightly pepperoni hunts he can resupply in the field like he's playing CoD though. Perhaps the choice is more strategic than initially thought.
 
My pet theory is that he will rewrite history to be correct.
"Actually, child, I meant that the prison, or the cage, they would spend all their life in was a MENTAL prison made out of obsession. I am sorry you are so stupid"

The true prison was this thread all along, it was all according to his plan.
I've thought this before, that perhaps it's some obese attempt at a sort of philosophical argument, when someone stops poking at him for the lulz maybe it's sort of an ENJOY FREEDOM PAROLEE CHILD kind of thing.

But then I remember he tends to specifically point out the police and FBI (whom he is either suing or think are corrupt due to muh Drumpf depending on the agency) are actively hunting everyone and anyone who ever patposted down as vile domestic terrorists, and I end up scratching my head in confusion again.

Maybe if I put on a too tight star wars t shirt and down an entire case of beer while gorging on meatloaf it'll suddenly make sense. First things first I'm going to drop trow and remove my panties, and put my pants back on for the full supremely manly freeballing experience.
 
My pet theory is that he will rewrite history to be correct.
"Actually, child, I meant that the prison, or the cage, they would spend all their life in was a MENTAL prison made out of obsession. I am sorry you are so stupid"
I mean, yeah. I don't think he's ever explicitly clarified it, but he does mean that. That's why he uses the past tense (your life ended here, doing this; your life is already over; you died here).

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But he also means a literal prison, too.
 
Oh my, it looks like Pat has gotten into something of a spat with a civvie.
It began with this quote tweet, which at 410 likes would be one of Pat's most successful xeets in a while :
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She then QT'd him back, and Rick responded with the rare-ish "you're a deeply unserious person" insult.
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Unfortunately for Rick, pretty much every functioning adult is a more serious person than him, as Ms. Spector immediately proved:
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Luckily, Kyle showed up to inform the civilian about Rick's... condition.
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And in the meantime, Pat continued to get bodied by random passersby in the replies:
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I've thought this before, that perhaps it's some obese attempt at a sort of philosophical argument, when someone stops poking at him for the lulz maybe it's sort of an ENJOY FREEDOM PAROLEE CHILD kind of thing.

But then I remember he tends to specifically point out the police and FBI (whom he is either suing or think are corrupt due to muh Drumpf depending on the agency) are actively hunting everyone and anyone who ever patposted down as vile domestic terrorists, and I end up scratching my head in confusion again.

Maybe if I put on a too tight star wars t shirt and down an entire case of beer while gorging on meatloaf it'll suddenly make sense. First things first I'm going to drop trow and remove my panties, and put my pants back on for the full supremely manly freeballing experience.
Yeah, the extreme detail in the licence plate production jobs we will be assigned in stalker prison, the fact we will be dragged there in chains, and fatrick's repeat descriptions of the tearful yet righteously enraged victim impact statement at our sentencing make clear there is no metaphor in our enjoying prison.

Also with regards to the panties controversy, I will allow known wearer and sniffer of panties Fatrick Tomlinson to settle the conversation once and for all
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Now his views on underwear...
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Knickers...
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Thongs....
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Lingerie...
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Undies...
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Boxers....
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As for pants, there were too many for one screeniecap so here are some highlights I found...
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The argument is settled.....I think....I kinda got lost in growing shock and revulsion as to how unironically fucking degenerate and disgusting fatrick is.

My father is in his 70's, and lead a life you can only jerk off to.
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Who the fuck says shit like this?!
 
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