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- Jun 24, 2024
Sorry did the fucking cocktail come with a garnish that was literally just an ice cube of the rest of the drink? What the fuck is the point? If I'm buying a cocktail I don't want to have to wait half an hour for it to fucking defrost. Remove the massive slab of frozen shit and there's barely even a shot in that thing. Also that doesn't look like a5 Japanese wagyu to me, looks like the american version, especially considering the flamboyant black chef this is not being served in Japan which means the likelihood of it being actual wagyu is almost 0. Serving wagyu that thick would ruin it anyway and that amount would probably make you throw up even if you were american. Just another retard that thinks wagyu is just steak but better when really it should be treated as a different cut entirely. Then again anyone retarded enough to pay for shit covered in gold leaf probably doesn't know nor care about steak and deserves to get scammed. Desert looks disgusting too, smallest american portion size. It's just a tub of icecream served in a fucking metal bucket that they charged you a 1000% markup for, go buy a tub of ben and jerry's even if that's overpriced as shit at least that markup gives you a nicer product. Nvm she's just either retarded or lying, receipt at the end says just golden mignon, probably not even american fake wagyu. Actual a5 would probably be 300usd for that much alone at the bare minimum if you had to import it if not much more, that's not even considering the gold shit and the markup. I can't imagine actually eating any of this without the main intention being to post it to social media for fake internet points. I refuse to believe anyone looks at that and thinks it looks nice as food, might look nice and fancy as an experience but not as food. Other than the fact you'll probably get robbed for it, why would you spend 600usd on that shit, buy 600usd of jewellery that will hold value instead of tasteless yellow paper you'll just shit down the toilet. Both the american idea of what wagyu is and mayonnaise are both cringe and overrated. I'm white enough to own a flute and harmonica, to have spent a few years learning violin, to have several folk songs memorised, I have to put suncream on to go outside in england, I just don't get mayonnaise. Just don't like it.
