Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 73 10.8%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    673
Nick is back, baby! The only one who could beat him in supertips today is the social media phenomenon named Cardiff Electric. Who is that?

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Nick's members only ploy worked out, too. He's gained subscribers for the first time in years.
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"She's just like me" stream incoming
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Cardiff Electric. Who is that?

It can get confusing. That one's not the puppet, the talking orange, or the talking pineapple, and is instead the talking potato. Yes, you're reading that right, the Law Pope lost to this riveting content from the talking potato:


"I feel foolish for watching Cardiff and OJ." You should. You should feel foolish, but it's okay. We're all fools.
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He says the restraining order is bullshit, Aaron is the awful one, not him.
So the awful one wasn't the guy that paid to freight a red fridge to Las Vegas, had an entire exhibition posting photos and heavily cherry-picked chat messages without consent for the intention to harass and embarrass, seethes about him on the daily, has simps posing as his current girlfriend who obviously wishes to not have an online presence, doxes and smears a nanny, wishes someone die from cancer and steals paywalled cooking videos while he threatens to DMCA anyone that archives his gay LOCALS garbage, and... And dosed his own children...?
It was his ex-gay lover?
Hilarious.

Nick gets upset that people got mad that he said in court that "everyone called him smart", because he is actually smart but did a dumb thing. Its a really lame bit.
He thinks camera white balance will shift red if a redish shirt was worn.
He thinks a poor neighbourhood in Spain where drugs are rampant epitomises the entire world, and one in four children globally test positive for drugs.
He conflates various spectroscopy methods.
He doesn't know what a cut-off is.
He's not smart at all. He's not even a midwit like Aaron, Andy Warski or Carl Benjamin (Sargon). His intelligence is below average.

He's coping about the mandatory reporters, saying the pastor denied a statement by another reporter.
That's his right, libertarian.

Nick is bitching about his counsel, saying his lawyer's strategy was wrong in the Franks motion and he's considering appealing it.
He should file an ethics complaint for malpractice or something then, instead of bitching about it.

He's bitching about the ammo for his weapons being found and said to be loose rounds, whining the guns were safe in another part of the house.
The underside of your bed isn't a fucking safe.
The same bed where your 8-year-old daughter likes to sleep in, the same child you dosed with cocaine culminating to an above 10 times cut-off positive test, the same bed you had bisexual orgies with your ex-boyfriend and ex-girlfriend, the same bed the four of you slept in that the children had access to.

Sick. Absolute vermin.
 
At first I was annoyed because it seemed that Nick was scoring another W - because Aaron had failed to get a proper restraining order, just a “no contact” one, Nick could continue to get away with murder.

But having read the summaries of this - whatever this was - nick just spent hours replaying Steeltoe greatest hits clips where he is humiliated, shown to be wrong, forced to relitigate his guilty plea, made to seethe and mald in front of a tiny shrunken audience.

I can’t believe it, it’s literally another win for the Toe.
 
There's still time for Nick to become a school shooter.

Aaron's kids would be his likely target.

No, that's gotta be too extreme an idea. Even he wouldn't go that far.
I hope.
He'd get to the school grounds, fire off one shot, get tackled by a middle schooler, and then send out letters from the pen how he's been shooting them keeedz for 17 hours and fired 50000 rounds
 
I actually got out of enjoying Warhammer 40k cause Nick was into it and revealed himself to be a huge faggot. Ruined the enjoyment of it for me.
If it makes you feel better Nick being into 40k basically amounts to reading 1d4chan, watching YouTube shorts and painting models (lol gay). Nick isn't a real person with real hobbies and interests. He's a poser loser who moulds himself to fit in because he's insecure about being a sexless vaguely gay male cheerleader who was too afraid to try drugs as a young man who had to settle for the only woman who'd touch his dick.
 
Nick just called the "commentary" "nonconsensual". Another Rape for the Toe!!!!
So Aaron Imholte can rape this slutty skelly even when he's a few counties away? Transubstantiated anal sodomy? :really::story:

Nick says "Aaron's about to do something he does all the time... Talk about something he doesn't understands."
Like he understands a thing about narcotics and metabolism.

Claims the county never accused him of giving his kids cocaine, but did say that they had a positive test, but neve used it in court. Only used it to extend the timeline of the process
That's irrelevant. She tested positive for both cocaine and the metabolite. That does not happen unless she's been exposed to the drug.
>But muh 8563rd study I didn't read past the abstract of
Yeah, they expose the volunteers to the drugs.

Retard.

Everytime he says "watermark" I have to audibly cheer, it's so fucking funny. Of all the things to get hung up on it's Cog's fucking icon
It's not even a watermark. It's YouTube's overlaid UI. If you hover the cursor over it, a subscribe prompt pops up.
I have the full stream directly downloaded and I can prove it was directly from the source (YouTube), right after it happened. It has been unaltered beyond YouTube's processing.

"your stupid lolcow of the year award, sent it to me cause its mine bitches"
Nick what?
Denied even that. A life of denial.

Nick claims Aaron has mentioned him approximately 40,000 times since last year
There's 525,960 minutes in a year, this means Aaron mentions Nick once every 13.149 minutes, or almost 5 times an hour. That's assuming he streams nonstop for 1 year.
Some stupid AI told me the average person speaks about 16,000 words a day or 5,840,000 words a year. This means one out of 146 words (0.7%) Aaron would say is "Nick".
Words like "the, be, to, of, and, a, in, that, have and I" are the most commonly used words.
Each sentence on average has 15-20 words, or 292000-389333 sentences a year. The word "the" is supposedly used in 7% of all English texts. The top 20 words which doesn't include "Nick" accounts for 1/3 of words spoken.

According to a table I found, the word "on" is in 0.6% of all words spoken/written. This means Aaron Imholte uses the word "Nick" more frequently than the word "on".
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In other words, skelly is a massive fucking faggot and he's making shit up. He claims he's smart and claims other people doesn't understand the intricacies his galaxy-sized brain comprehends yet he spews utter delusions like this.

argued with recordings of Aaron, Nick's gone to Twitter to argue with a random trolls about how he totally isn't a junkie and just a medically responsible ketamine user

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Translation: he consulted many medical professionals until one of them said ketamine therapy was a good idea.
The medical professional includes chiropractors, homeopathists, acupuncturist, African shaman medics, traditional Cambodian ghost doctors and Latin American psilocybin practitioners.
 
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