Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 23.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 80 30.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 30 11.5%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 84 32.3%

  • Total voters
    260
Archive of Rekieta Law's Watch Party June 28, 2025 (unedited snipe version)
Please note the following: Nick's mic will at times clip and cancel out the audio of both his and the audio of Aaron, The following clips are from that stream. I'm not a member of Nick's channel this is the best I could do.

It begins with Aaron helping to remove a tree.


April misses court, Kayla's a "fuck ninja", April hires Nick as her lawyer, and Nick is a no-show to court.


This is Steel Toe country, The Qover destroyed STMS and Rekieta Law, and the Rumble contract was the biggest mistake of Nick's life.


Nick accidentaly plays the same clip about Aaron "slaying pussy" twice.


Nick talks about the first of many death/murder threats by Aaron wanting to box him.


Since the restraining order against Aaron, Nick told him to kill himself. Yet, strangely, Aaron still wants to be friends. Nick gloats about Aaron hating his own children.


Aaron is threatening Nick with blackmail and extortion.


How Aaron met Nick and Kayla. The arrest of May 2024. Aaron's restraining order is silly. Nick is really, really smart.


4D chess, Lawtube and it's reaction to Nick's arrest. Nick can appeal his sentencing. In addition, Nick clarifies Pastor Mellin made the statement to the police and not the Sunday school teacher. Nick suggests the police, rather than using their own recordings relied on their notes. Nick complains about his lawyer and the Frank's motion. All of this might matter on appeal.


Nick calls his home the "Garbage Igloo." He's been in therapy for years, loves Robert Barnes and makes a quick pizza casserole quip.


Aaron shits on Nick's idol Robert Barnes and Nick's impression of Nate the Lawyer.



Aaron talks about SimpCast drama. He goes on to explain Nick buys into delusions that the church and small town police are out to get him. Aaron jokes, "black people, am I right?" Nick plays into the delight of the Dabbleverse fans because the love obsessing over Aaron being a racist.


Nick argues with Aaron about "words." Aaron "emotes like a woman."


Aaron says Nick was April's pro se lawyer. Nick emphatically defends this decision.



Nick defends the impression people have about him harrassing Aaron saying he sent "a text." He's not out to destroy Aaron.


Aaron has the "k yourself" text. Keanu has creepy Instagram messages. Nick says it was April who sent those messages. He goes on to say he encourages April to reach out to her friends. He's not a weird cult leader or something. Nick reiterates he's never been in control of April's phone.



Nick gaslights his audience about the treasure trove of Aaron clips and says, "he's like night and day." But then Aaron reads this limerick.

What me and the Rackets did was bad,
regardless of the good times we had.
Nick did all the drugs and
now he can't give kids hugs.
It turns out Aaron was a much better dad.​

Nick seethes in silence.


Aaron's chat talks about all the places Nick and April have been spotted. Nick says, "if you do enough stimulants, then you can actually move from A to B faster than the rest of reality. It's amazing."


Aaron is a person with no regard for anything and this infuriates Nick. That being said, Aaron says he and Nick are both homophobic.


Brief mention of Keanu and her dealings with Nick. She is third-party confirmation. Aaron says Nick is unrepentant and had his kids removed from their home. "That's fucking insane!"


More to come.
 
There's still time for Nick to become a school shooter.

Aaron's kids would be his likely target.

No, that's gotta be too extreme an idea. Even he wouldn't go that far.
I hope.
It’s more likely his own kids would be his likely target, especially if he choke slammed his son in public.
 
Aaron made a rhyme "What me and the rackets did was bad, regardless of all the good times we had, Nick did all the drugs, now he can't give kids hugs, it turns out Aaron was a much better dad."

Who cares if the kids were molested,
Kayla's posing for Aaron, bare-breasted
While the parents were swinging
The poor kids were all minging
And now every last one's been arrested
 
It’s more likely his own kids would be his likely target, especially if he choke slammed his son in public.
His obsession with hurting Aaron and desire to not be seen as a bad parent makes me think he'd target Aaron's children, to hurt him. But hopefully this is all theoretical anyway and would never happen. Hopefully he will just end up in jail and not hurting anyone else.
 
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Between that highschool hit list that Nick admitted to and a certain uncanny resemblance both physically and psychologically, Lakeville alums may never know just how lucky they were to get out unscathed...

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How does Dylan Klebold look cooler than him lol. Also class of 2000? Was he was one of those 19 year old sped cases who had to be held back 2 years?
 
How does Dylan Klebold look cooler than him lol. Also class of 2000? Was he was one of those 19 year old sped cases who had to be held back 2 years?
Men like him and Juju never graduated from high school.
That's why he fantasises about turning time back so he can violently rape everyone that slighted him.
Just like his favourite paedophile rape gore cartoon.
 
in the picture of Dorian gray he gets away with it all from fucking dudes to murdering dudes and destroying their corpses and when he is confronted with an undeniable object lesson in self knowledge he destroys both his image and himself

thanks for reading my book report nick

They already exist and they call themselves "dabblers"
ew that sounds gross those are those ugly speds he hangs out with now right there's that super retarded woman and the angry ugly misogynist and his little slave

most Americans are ugly mutants but you shouldn't forgive them for that
 
Men like him and Juju never graduated from high school.
I never understood the high school obsession. College was a lot more fun, I never gave a look back to high school because it was a jumping board to college and outside of meeting up with some old high school friends my main core group has been college friends. Speaks to a stunted development. Imagine still having a list of people from high school you want revenge against.
 
It means he asked a bunch of his friends "Hey should I do ketamine? That would be HILARIOUS!" and at least one of the people that said "hell yeah!" was a "medical professional", probably a certain chiropractor.
I have a feeling that Dr. Quora M.D. was involved too somewhere along the line.
Lakeville High School Class of 2000, Wholesome Rekieta
I’m surprised he looks so normal. I always assumed the turbo nerd pictures I’ve seen with him wearing glasses and sporting a dirt stache were from his high school years.
 
That's irrelevant. She tested positive for both cocaine and the metabolite. That does not happen unless she's been exposed to the drug.
>But muh 8563rd study I didn't read past the abstract of
Yeah, they expose the volunteers to the drugs.
The fact that before any tests were given he said "hey if this one kid tests positive it's not because of anything I did" means you don't even have to get into metabolite talk. He knew. So either he did it or has first hand knowledge of how it happened.
 
I never understood the high school obsession. College was a lot more fun, I never gave a look back to high school because it was a jumping board to college and outside of meeting up with some old high school friends my main core group has been college friends. Speaks to a stunted development. Imagine still having a list of people from high school you want revenge against.
Cuck popes' Rape Note:
- Redo of Balldo -
Stacey: She shoved me into a locker
Michelle: She beat me in hand wrestling
Susan: She called me fat, leading to my body dysmorphia
Ashley: I asked her out, she said yes but Drexel showed up instead
Martin: He called me a nerd for liking Dragonball Z
Chad: He turned off the dorm's air conditioner causing me to have heat allergies
Mrs. Decepticon: She confiscated my Optimus Prime toy
Bob and Celeste Rekieta: They refused to show me funny and weird sex stuff
Pastor Daniel: He kicked me out of youth study for making sex jokes, what a prude!

:really:
 
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Nick is bitching about his counsel, saying his lawyer's strategy was wrong in the Franks motion and he's considering appealing it.
Ditch the shitty lawyer, withdraw the plea and fight, fight, fight! Nick, you know all the right strategies to fight and win, represent yourself and show everyone just jow smart you are.
 
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Lakeville High School Class of 2000, Wholesome Rekieta
I can't be the only one that sees the resemblance (spoilered for potential NSFW)

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Crackieta went from looking like a dick head to being one, and then riding black ones in Jamaica :story:
 
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