Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

You forgot 3. This is the awesome, based option.

You just tell that bitch-ass judge to go fuck himself, and the instant you get the order, spend literally every waking moment seething at and threatening the guy who had the GALL to think he could get a restraining order on LORD CHAOS BALLDO.

Little known fact...

When you are Nick Rekieta, and you get a judicial order you don't like, you can just THROW IT ON THE GROUND, and it becomes instantly invalid.

This is covered in Section 67.89 of Rekieta Law. The government doesn't know who they are messing with!

 

[Father Balldo]

And nothing comes of it and he got away with it as expected. Probation doesn't care. The county doesn't care.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

And nothing comes of it and he got away with it as expected. Probation doesn't care. The county doesn't care.

Have patience. It has to actually be dealt with in court first before it's decided to be a violation of his restraining order.

 

[Vibralldo]

The entire stream was remarkable. Leaving aside that he probably violated an HRO, Nick had PREVIEWED the vid but had no effective responses to 75% of Aaron's commentary. Nick wasn't funny, he wasn't engaging, and he wasn't insightful. Frankly, Aaron was the compelling person to watch on the stream.

That's the most baffling thing

If he had someone make the supercut of Aaron's speech and only submitted it to the judge, that'd be reasonably fine.

He HAD to go on stream to react to it for over 4 hours while clearly intoxicated while explicitly stating "this is a for profit grift."

Then he makes himself look stupid by not even being able to effectively counter Aaron's claims.

 

[AnOminous]

He'd get to the school grounds, fire off one shot, get tackled by a middle schooler, and then send out letters from the pen how he's been shooting them keeedz for 17 hours and fired 50000 rounds

Nick is the kind of weak loser who dreamed of shooting up his school (like Russell Greer did) but instead he just listened to "Pumped-Up Kicks" over and over again while crying.

All of this might matter on appeal.

What fucking appeal? Short of having a gun to your head when you signed it, there is NO APPEAL you ignorant fucking faggot.

Speaks to a stunted development. Imagine still having a list of people from high school you want revenge against.

The only "revenge" I ever needed from high school, I got in my early 20s when I went back to my home town and went to McDonald's and a guy who used to bully me mildly was working there. I wasn't even a dick to him.

 

[Doug S]

Is there a FRINGE on that flag?

If there is, that means we are operating under maritime law, right?

Side Note: I’m very far behind on Nick and I’m really, really trying not to ask dumb questions. But everyone be forewarned, I may be too stupid and lazy to avoid this.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

This is an archive of Rekieta’s SuperTips featuring Aaron’s AI-generated voice, covering the period from May 5th to June 28th. It appears some users in the thread have shown interest in this. Each image file is named according to the HH-MM-SS timestamp from the stream.

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May 5 - Karen Read Trial - Day 9 - Week 3 Begins

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May 7 - Karen Read Trial - Day 11 - The Best Investigation Ever

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May 12 - Karen Read Trial - Day 14 - Week Four Begins

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May 14 - Karen Read Trial - Day 15 - BUT ACTUALLY, THIS TIME

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May 15 - Karen Read Trial - Day 16 - The State's Case is Finally Coalescing

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May 19 - Karen Read Trial - Day 18 - Week Five - State Winds Down

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May 25 - 366

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May 28 - Karen Read Trial - Day 22 - Alessi and Brennan THROW DOWN Over Dr. Welcher

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25.05.29 - LATE NIGHT STREAM - Karen Read Stuff, Silliness, RELAX

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May 30 - Karen Read Trial - Day 24 - THE DEFENSE BEGINS

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May 31 - The Book Is Better Than The Film

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June 2 - Karen Read Trial - Day 25 - Defense Goes on Offense

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June 4 - Karen Read Trial - Day 27 - Breaking The Beverly Wall

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June 6 - Karen Read Trial - Day 28 - Defense Case Continues

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June 10 - Karen Read Trial - Day 30 - The Case of the Missing Mistrial

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June 16 - Karen Read Thoughts, About That Body Cam Footage, We Finish Breakfast

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June 27 - Dr. Turtleboy - Aidan Kearney - On Karen Read Verdict And Pending Trial

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June 28 - MEMBER ONLY WATCH PARTY - The Nick Movie

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EDIT: As a quick disclaimer: my code isn't designed to capture the profile picture as well, so part of the profile might be cropped. This is a manual check I'm doing, so I may have missed some entries.
Added stats from his last stream, which — thankfully — @Himedall All-seeing Waifu archived.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

This is an archive of Rekieta’s SuperTips featuring Aaron’s AI-generated voice, covering the period from May 5th to June 27th. It appears some users in the thread have shown interest in this. Each image file is named according to the HH-MM-SS timestamp from the stream.

Good work! There's some really vile stuff in there. And Nick would be laughing along like a fucking creep. And he wants to claim Kayla's the one being harassed. At least Aaron isn't profiting off her name, image and likeness..

 

[AnOminous]

He should definitely appeal on the grounds of ineffective assistance of counsel and have the REAL Boss Baby Barnes handle his appeal -- not some skinwalking Barnes Baby Cosplayer with a troon for a kid.

Yeah that'll work. People have lost IAC appeals when their lawyer was literally asleep during the trial.

Even more so if candy yoshi wants justice to be equal shouldn't this be a violation as much as it was for the toe?

Luckily for Aaron and not so luckily for Nick, the new HRO is not from Candy Yoshi but from Stearns, which appears not to be as utterly incompetent as Yoshi at enforcing their orders.

Yoshi can ignore Nick's schizoid rampage and that he got an HRO but if he actually cops a violation of the HRO, they don't really have the discretion just to ignore it like they have all the other crimes Nick has been constantly committing.

 

[Potentially Criminal]

nick just said his 17 year old is a physicist

Pawverbs x Accleration = Force

 

[WEEKEND]

And nothing comes of it and he got away with it as expected. Probation doesn't care. The county doesn't care.

Here's how I see it. There's only two differences between Nick and Kayla and the average junkie, family wealth and the fact that Nick has streamed his depravity. The state very rarely ever gives people like Nick what they deserve. People bitch and moan about the US's prison system but child abusing drug addicts are given a million second chances. They spend some time behind bars, get a slap on the wrist and are sent back out into the world only for the process to happen all over again.

Nick is a lot of things but he's not important enough for the system to give a fuck about. They've given his slap on the wrist in the vague hope it scare this wigger retard straight. Obviously that hasn't worked,. Now it's only a matter of time before the system gets around to fucking him in the ass again, only this time it'll be harder. Even then he'll get another second chance. He'd have to kill someone or start selling massive amounts of crack for anyone to give enough of a shit to do something about his retardation.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1939169062715564313

https://archive.is/iGyva

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After 5 hours of seething on stream at a video of Aaron, Nick suddenly wants to be left alone by him

That reply needs to be added to the picture with Aaron behind Nick and his comment about sex becoming less consensual.

 

[AnOminous]

I want it to be a violation, but maybe he can do it. Maybe he can talk about him. Just can’t do anything in person? NAL, just not wanting to get my hopes up.

He's been repeatedly addressing him in the second person as "you." That doesn't fly.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

Pawverbs x Accleration = Force

For every action, there's an intake of whippits followed by an equal and opposite overreaction

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

This "Kayla shut off from the internet in 2002 2022" thing got me thinking. Wasn't the end of 2022 when Kayla withdrew from locals, after the ass-bottle-gate fiasco? And didn't Nick shortly after get that stupid "I Will Be Us" tattoo? Why would he misremember that date, or at least year? Was it a red letter date people were like, "Oh yeah, that's when Kayla went totally Komatose!"

I wonder if Nick was trying to get Kayla off the Internet, so he could do more fuckery and fucking around with THOTs online. Makes the whole Divinity Said "What does your wife think of this?" even more suss. Like maybe Nick set Kayla up to get scourged in locals and whatnot, so he could have more fuck around space.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

So Aaron Imholte can rape this slutty skelly even when he's a few counties away? Transubstantiated anal sodomy?

Aaron actually can never rape Nick. Best he can do is rape roleplay. You know that Nick always consents and really loves it.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

For every action, there's an intake of whippits followed by an equal and opposite overreaction

"Beware of unintended consequences mr balldo"

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

It can get confusing. That one's not the puppet, the talking orange, or the talking pineapple, and is instead the talking potato. Yes, you're reading that right, the Law Pope lost to this riveting content from the talking potato:

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[L]

If anyone needs a clearer picture of just how retarded the Dabbleverse is, the potato was first and the orange, pineapple, and puppet (to a lesser degree) all copied him. A fat boomer who goes to live events in a potato mask who's entire shtick is being "ironically unfunny" is one of the most popular and well respected figures in the Dabbleverse. Which is why it all needs to burn.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

If anyone needs a clearer picture of just how retarded the Dabbleverse is, the potato was first and the orange, pineapple, and puppet (to a lesser degree) all copied him. A fat boomer who goes to live events in a potato mask who's entire shtick is being "ironically unfunny" is one of the most popular and well respected figures in the Dabbleverse. Which is why it all needs to burn.

Melton alone is enough reason for me to know it all needs to burn. Anyone who's okay with someone who makes disgusting pedophilic statements disguised as "jokes" (as if that would make it okay anyway) should be ejected from Earth.

 

[Folgers Can]

nick went on a 3 minute rant about something incoherent and aaron related, and you could tell he really put a lot of thought, energy, and hatred in to it, and the only thing in his locals chat for the duration was some person showing an image of a large sunflower they had grown out in their backyard, and another person commenting the word "nice" in regards to the sunflower.

In a similar vein:



[Timestamp 1:59:19]

You really have to wonder: other than hatewatchers, is there anyone in his live viewer count that actually sits and watches his stream as a show, anxiously awaiting and paying close attention to his unique insights at 1X speed throughout, or has he just been relegated to disposable background noise that gardeners and gamers use to obfuscate their loneliness? If the latter, was it always this way?