Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

[KingFrampt]

I would pay money to see Ellen page bench pressing

 

[ExplodedWhale]

She is NOT well:

She looks like Dale Gribble.

But honestly… Doesn't she have a history of anorexia/disordered eating? She still might still be deeply down that rabbit hole too.

I recently read this thing about how trans people are really similar to anorexic people in they're constantly fighting towards a new "gender goal." When they get it, they want something else like more surgery, more clothes, more something. Much like anorexics thinking they're still ugly blobs when they get to their newest goal weight.

It's clearly she's a deeply broken person, and people just told that she can be someone else, that she can just identify as something other than herself… but wherever you go, there you are, right? She's probably gonna kill herself.

 

[mister fireworks]

does this bitch even have any legit fans anymore? I don't mean losers who like to post supportive comments on celebrity instagram posts. She literally doesnt do anything except post horrifying photos and videos of her mangled body while looking like someone is holding a gun to her head off camera and forcing her to grimace-smile.

I know hollywood astroturfs disgusting tranny shit but she just doesnt seem like a very good "product" to sell even compared to say, someone like chaz bono who was fat, ugly, trans, and famous only for being cher's daughter but at looked fairly jolly in photos and was fully clothed. What I mean to say is I wonder what the "engine" is behind her, like maybe she just has a really aggressive agent or publicist who is making money off promoting her at this point?

I guess I just cant square the idea of an exhibitionist yet totally sexless pooner who refuses to work and also refuses to fuck off. I can't tell what % of her motivation is insane personality disorder versus low iq, but its odd to see someone like her go from normal/dyke-ish actress to super gross freak who compulsively posts shirtless selfies with sad faces and seemingly has no self awareness about anything.

 

[revisionist]

As an enthusiastic steroids user myself I'd venture to say she isn't taking anything, reason for this her skin looks so tight and dry, she's chronically underweight and not a shade of facial or body hair whatsoever. I can't tell whether she's balding or shedding because of that fucking hat she always wear and her Jarhead haircut.

Now, compare Ellen to your average bald fat acne ridden pooner, unless she metabolize testosterone so badly that she has an abysmal estrogen AND dht conversion at the same time ( largely responsible for acne, water retention, hair follicle miniaturisation ), I call Ellen being on a very low dose estrogen at most.

Jesus Christ she always looks so sick, I know I'm being redundant at this point but you can not notice that, pale as fuck and that skin tight like your grandma in her 70s ( that actually suggests she took some testosterone and precipitated into menopause, that's at least plausible I guess )

 

[OttoWest]

also one of Brad Pitt's kids was a pooner for a few years and now I think is back to their gender assigned at birth (woman)

No Vivian never changed her gender and wasnt on any kind of medicin. She had a tomboy fase and that was that. Her parents let her figure it out herself instead of dragging her to the titty snipper and proclaiming it on SoMe.

It was Shiloh but otherwise correct. The only people transing that young woman were the genderqueer crowd desperate to get another celebrity kid notch on the belt.

The self-harm scars on Ellen’s arms look alarmingly fresh.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

Ellen found herself a a girlfriend, Julia Shiplett. As far as I can tell a literally who comedian with resting bitch face. She uploaded a lovely video of Ellen's ripped masc physique.

Daily Mail. / Archive.

Even in images where Ellen should be displaying emotions other than forced smugness or trans joy (meaning depression and severe mental illness), she looks like she's being held hostage and is suffering on the inside. I have yet to see a post-poon image where she shows real happiness. She can't even be enthusiastic over her new girlfriend? That doesn't bode well for the relationship.

I give Ellen's new romance arc less than a year and then her quirky queer girlfriend will dump her after having had enough of Ellen's drama and psychological issues.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

take bets on how much are they gonna last right here.

How long is Ellen's money going to last. I doubt she is going to get many more high paying acting jobs. That leaves residuals.

 

[Marc]

I recently read this thing about how trans people are really similar to anorexic people in they're constantly fighting towards a new "gender goal."

There are all kinds of dysmorphic disorders, because there are all manner of delusions a person can fixate on. But because only one of those delusions has been politicized by tech utopians who believe they're funding an intermediate step toward realizing transhumanism, the affirming care it receives (in lieu of "treatment") attracts all manner of delusional, sanctimonious fucks looking for unearned social status.

Ellen's going to go broke chasing the dragon of transforming herself into some real life version of the image below; simply because she hates being Ellen Page:



Bonus:

 

[Stinkyboy]

How long is Ellen's money going to last. I doubt she is going to get many more high paying acting jobs. The leaves residuals.

its already gone, thats why shes doing shit tier shows like umbrella faggotry

 

[Incecticyder]

its already gone, thats why shes doing shit tier shows like umbrella faggotry

To be fair, part of the reason it was shit-tier was the Poonster pooning out and destroying pre-written scripts forcing an emergency rewrite of one of the central and most important characters. The original comic was no masterpiece but it was a ready to adapt story with a solid fanbase.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I wonder what the "engine" is behind her

Pedos.

 

[Écho Öwl]

its already gone, thats why shes doing shit tier shows like umbrella faggotry

IMDb has a fair amount of voiceover work also, for games and animation.

Probably could suggest restraint on using T, should it voice her.

 

[Marc]

To be fair, part of the reason it was shit-tier was the Poonster pooning out and destroying pre-written scripts forcing an emergency rewrite of one of the central and most important characters. The original comic was no masterpiece but it was a ready to adapt story with a solid fanbase.

I only watched/skimmed that shitshow out of morbid curiosity at the end (when the general consensus outside of Reddit was that Ellen had managed to make a shit product even worse), and found myself downright impressed by how much of that dumpster fire had managed to be fueled by cynicism, alone. A documentary could be made about how shit it was, and how Netflix knew it was shit - but then kept renewing and encouraging its defining shittiness for the sake of pretending the product was better than it was.

>Adapt pre-existing ensemble story with pre-existing fandom

>Cast falling star with receding hairline as "star" of ensemble story

>Rewrite story so that ensemble cast of bickering, bantering siblings whose interpersonal dialogue constitutes the bulk of the story's content (yet only advance the story via conflicts created by not talking when necessary) mostly focus on Ellen's character, with the cinematography always framing Ellen as the protagonist (despite her character functioning as the macguffin, then tertiary, secondary, and primary antagonist within a single season).

>Rewrite subsequent seasons around Ellen's lack of range for the sake of making her a girlboss dyke and then little d00d womanizer; resulting in her character arc in each season being to act totally out of character - but the rest of the cast now exist to dignify Ellen's histrionics by pretending that just killing her overtly villainous, petulant character to prevent her from blowing up the earth (again) isn't an option...for reasons other than her being the star of the show.

>Ensemble cast relegated to supporting cast given subplots which never amount to anything, or carry over between seasons (Except Five; because he's the actual protagonist of the series, and tasked with "resolving" each season's apocalypse by sending the cast to a new universe until he looks at a brisket sandwich and decides to tell them to all kill themselves, instead).

>Thoroughly demoralized showrunner has cast commit suicide to end the series; with final shot being how much happier the world is without them.

>Netflix spends a good four years promoting and renewing the show as some kind of LGBQTP+ flagship, despite knowing it's shit; simply because they painted themselves into a corner in which they can't cancel the series or oust Ellen for her sabotage without the same army of op-ed contributing journalists they rely on to advertise their pandering, slop trough content being liable to paint the streaming service as "transphobic" for setting boundaries or cutting losses with a mentally ill person who sinks franchises.

That series was some crazy attempt at a politically expedient con intended to salvage a misfire, which Netflix kept doubling down on until they realized they were fucking themselves with it. And I found that aspect of the shitshow quite entertaining; because it managed to come through in the form of incomprehensible mediocrity, and actors visibly struggling to sell it. In that final season, you can watch the cast doing their best to pretend that conspicuously absent story beats and out-of-character actions and dialogue don't matter. And they power through it all in the form of "I'm ANGRY in this scene", "I'm SAD in this scene", "I'm FEELING UNREQUITED LOVE in this scene", etc. - As though they're reading their lines phonetically, in an unfamiliar language.

 

[Incecticyder]

I only watched/skimmed that shitshow out of morbid curiosity at the end (when the general consensus outside of Reddit was that Ellen had managed to make a shit product even worse), and found myself downright impressed by how much of that dumpster fire had managed to be fueled by cynicism, alone. A documentary could be made about how shit it was, and how Netflix knew it was shit - but then kept renewing and encouraging its defining shittiness for the sake of pretending the product was better than it was.

>Adapt pre-existing ensemble story with pre-existing fandom

>Cast falling star with receding hairline as "star" of ensemble story

>Rewrite story so that ensemble cast of bickering, bantering siblings whose interpersonal dialogue constitutes the bulk of the story's content (yet only advance the story via conflicts created by not talking when necessary) mostly focus on Ellen's character, with the cinematography always framing Ellen as the protagonist (despite her character functioning as the macguffin, then tertiary, secondary, and primary antagonist within a single season).

>Rewrite subsequent seasons around Ellen's lack of range for the sake of making her a girlboss dyke and then little d00d womanizer; resulting in her character arc in each season being to act totally out of character - but the rest of the cast now exist to dignify Ellen's histrionics by pretending that just killing her overtly villainous, petulant character to prevent her from blowing up the earth (again) isn't an option...for reasons other than her being the star of the show.

>Ensemble cast relegated to supporting cast given subplots which never amount to anything, or carry over between seasons (Except Five; because he's the actual protagonist of the series, and tasked with "resolving" each season's apocalypse by sending the cast to a new universe until he looks at a brisket sandwich and decides to tell them to all kill themselves, instead).

>Thoroughly demoralized showrunner has cast commit suicide to end the series; with final shot being how much happier the world is without them.

>Netflix spends a good four years promoting and renewing the show as some kind of LGBQTP+ flagship, despite knowing it's shit; simply because they painted themselves into a corner in which they can't cancel the series or oust Ellen for her sabotage without the same army of op-ed contributing journalists they rely on to advertise their pandering, slop trough content being liable to paint the streaming service as "transphobic" for setting boundaries or cutting losses with a mentally ill person who sinks franchises.

That series was some crazy attempt at a politically expedient con intended to salvage a misfire, which Netflix kept doubling down on until they realized they were fucking themselves with it. And I found that aspect of the shitshow quite entertaining; because it managed to come through in the form of incomprehensible mediocrity, and actors visibly struggling to sell it. In that final season, you can watch the cast doing their best to pretend that conspicuously absent story beats and out-of-character actions and dialogue don't matter. And they power through it all in the form of "I'm ANGRY in this scene", "I'm SAD in this scene", "I'm FEELING UNREQUITED LOVE in this scene", etc. - As though they're reading their lines phonetically, in an unfamiliar language.

If you want to encapsulate the entire shit-show in a single sentence, here it is: They changed the name of Ellen's character from Vanya to Victor DESPITE VANYA BEING A MALE NAME ALREADY!!!!!! They could not even do the research for that! The entire thing was a farce. No one put any effort, they just pretended that they did and gave each other ass pats. Ellen was just the obvious barometer of everything going to shit.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

All i know about this show is that this is the kind of slop Tumblr loves to talk about. They don't care much about the plot, they care about the characters' love life and then being "badass".

If you want to encapsulate the entire shit-show in a single sentence, here it is: They changed the name of Ellen's character from Vanya to Victor DESPITE VANYA BEING A MALE NAME ALREADY!!!!!!

That is true. The female form is Vania.

 

[Not A Bunny]

That series was some crazy attempt at a politically expedient con intended to salvage a misfire,

I kept watching the second season out of morbid curiosity myself, but after that I was done when I realized:

-Alison was never going to be held accountable for the fact that they ended up in the past. She could have shot Vanya, but did she? NOPE. Which...
-...then became a contrivance to a not-unconvincing plot about Alison being able to do something great without her powers. I could have forgiven that as it was a pretty good plot arc, but...
-...THEN because Page is the big honcho on the show, she needs to shoehorn the idea that "look, queers and autistic people are totally oppressed, too, y'all!" because really, in the midst of that...
-...there's really only so many characters that can be selfish assholes that can't think past their own noses all at the same time. Five knows what he's doing. Five knows the implications of not getting everyone back to where they were supposed to be on time. Still, nobody listens to Five, and the story covers over that by saying "yeah, but they're all dysfunctional people!" Even dysfunctional people can figure out that if they had one shot to get back to their timeline, they really shouldn't fuck it up no matter what their personal relationships were like, no matter how noble it appears for a viewing audience that you can't have any reason to assume exists, Ellen. Five should have kneecapped the fuck out of anyone who said they needed to do anything that would keep them from being at the meetup point.

Also, fucking dancing. Even in the first episode where there's a wide cut to everyone dancing in the house, and I'm like, "yep, this show is for teenage girls, that's who dance sequences are for and I fucking HATE that."

 

[Oilspill Battery]

I recently read this thing about how trans people are really similar to anorexic people in they're constantly fighting towards a new "gender goal." When they get it, they want something else like more surgery, more clothes, more something. Much like anorexics thinking they're still ugly blobs when they get to their newest goal weight.

Its closer to plastic surgery addiction where there's always one more imperfection to remove and in the it turns into just one more imperfection to add.

 

[swingbatta]

I kept watching the second season out of morbid curiosity myself, but after that I was done when I realized:

-Alison was never going to be held accountable for the fact that they ended up in the past. She could have shot Vanya, but did she? NOPE. Which...
-...then became a contrivance to a not-unconvincing plot about Alison being able to do something great without her powers. I could have forgiven that as it was a pretty good plot arc, but...
-...THEN because Page is the big honcho on the show, she needs to shoehorn the idea that "look, queers and autistic people are totally oppressed, too, y'all!" because really, in the midst of that...
-...there's really only so many characters that can be selfish assholes that can't think past their own noses all at the same time. Five knows what he's doing. Five knows the implications of not getting everyone back to where they were supposed to be on time. Still, nobody listens to Five, and the story covers over that by saying "yeah, but they're all dysfunctional people!" Even dysfunctional people can figure out that if they had one shot to get back to their timeline, they really shouldn't fuck it up no matter what their personal relationships were like, no matter how noble it appears for a viewing audience that you can't have any reason to assume exists, Ellen. Five should have kneecapped the fuck out of anyone who said they needed to do anything that would keep them from being at the meetup point.

Also, fucking dancing. Even in the first episode where there's a wide cut to everyone dancing in the house, and I'm like, "yep, this show is for teenage girls, that's who dance sequences are for and I fucking HATE that."

I found the first two seasons of Umbrella Academy pretty fun, but I hated Vanya from the get-go. All she did was tantrum and cause the majority of the problems, and she never had any consequences for it. My friend and I spent the whole time talking about how much we wish she'd died because she was so fucking annoying, and the announcement that the character was transitioning was when I realized that Ellen was just like that in real life.

(Five is by far the best character/performance in the show, so of course he got shafted in Season 3 lest he outshine the resident pooner.)

 

[Stinkyboy]

she is ugly and i would not have sex with her

 

[drammamean]

Christ, I feel terrible for her. She clearly has no one who will tell her how bizarre she looks and that nobody really thinks she's happy.

In fact, she's probably also a case study on exactly the things people should ask the people they know who intend to transition. Things like: is the idea of being the opposite sex making you happy, or do you truly feel like you're opposite sex (complete with a personality profile)? Do you have an ideal body type you'd like to achieve? What happens if you are incapable of achieving that body? Do you believe that this feeling of being the opposite sex will be something you are okay with even if no one around you believes you feel this way, and if they don't, what would you do if no one accepts you?

Do you really think anyone would be able to talk her out of it, or that asking the right questions would break the spell? Once people get ideas like this in their heads there's only one outcome and it isn't a sudden change of heart.