Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

[BasedIfTrue]

Honestly, I'm going with "Nothing ever happens" for $500.
Hope I'm wrong.

Sometimes Something Happens
How would you like to pay me?

 

[Slimpacks]

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Sometimes Something Happens
How would you like to pay me?

Preservetube

Spoiler: local

In case Ellen shuts it down

 

[demicolon]

Bitch looks like John Walker Flynt.

 

[Cholesterol Gremlin]

Also, Ellen, did it ever occur to you that maybe people in your homeland are becoming white nationalists at an alarming rate for a reason?

A smelly, nepotistic, statically likely to be a sex pest, bobs and vagine reason?

I think you just cracked the code: Ellen relies on these people to buy her bobs and vagana pics

 

[Calories]

Preservetube

Spoiler: local

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In case Ellen shuts it down

And a YouTube link

I guess he deserves my view, even from my dirty kiwifarmer eyes.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

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Sometimes Something Happens
How would you like to pay me?

Nazis are a protected class now (7 minutes in). You all can't make fun of me now
At 12 minutes in

none of her haters would want to be tied up in a room with a single pillow

Yeah. At least give me two pillows Ellen.

Overall, good recep
Ellen, please do something funny now

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

Bitch looks like John Walker Flynt.

Two of these pictures are Mr Flynt, two of them are Ellen Woodbury, can you guess which is which?

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

If she didn't do that unsettling gummy smile whenever she has pictures of her cunthole taken, she'd look a bit less like a rodent, which would be an improvement in my humble opinion.

 

[Blonrad Blurze]

Ellenstein Woodburg has already dispatched the reddit mod death-squads

 

[Captain Dipshit]

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Sometimes Something Happens
How would you like to pay me?

Mf you're a god at TBOI God damn

 

[Choufong]

she must be a brit with that severe physiognomy

 

[California King]

If she didn't do that unsettling gummy smile whenever she has pictures of her cunthole taken, she'd look a bit less like a rodent, which would be an improvement in my humble opinion.

Imagine what she must look like eating a cracker.

 

[SITHRAK!]

Huh, I thought we would have had a flood of Ellen’s supporters brigading us by now.
It’s almost as though KF doesn’t have an army of bot accounts registered and ready to roll out in her defense.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Huh, I thought we would have had a flood of Ellen’s supporters

They show up every once in a while. They just sticker though. I don’t think they’ve ever actually said anything. Like @adam.brown.2000

 

[Ghostse]

They show up every once in a while. They just sticker though. I don’t think they’ve ever actually said anything. Like @adam.brown.2000

They are also shrivel dicks trying to whiteknight for a tiny whiff of that maple puss, the mussy if you will. Now with her husband being a cuck their odds of yo faire maiden slattern actually giving them a rubout is admittedly greater than zero, but she's a skinny fat onlyfans from the room next to her kids and even SIMP coomers know that their shit is cringe behavior so they seem to not bother.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

But we know you don't work out.

Ellen traumadump.

 

[Kokenami]

I think you just cracked the code: Ellen relies on these people to buy her bobs and vagana pics

It speaks to the state of our society that enough people buy her repugnant nude pictures to keep her afloat.

 

[Cholesterol Gremlin]

Huh, I thought we would have had a flood of Ellen’s supporters brigading us by now.
It’s almost as though KF doesn’t have an army of bot accounts registered and ready to roll out in her defense.

Does she even have any supporters? Serious question, because as far as I can tell even her core audience on Reddit hates her. I feel like anyone who hasn’t been blocked by her has already blocked her.

 

[Kokenami]

Does she even have any supporters?

Maybe the few humans that consistently bring her posts to the top of r/comics.

 

[SITHRAK!]

Ellen traumadump.

>5’9” is tall
lol nope

It speaks to the state of our society that enough people buy her repugnant nude pictures to keep her afloat.

Some people jack it to cartoon ponies. It’s indicative of people being shorn from lives of meaning and consequence.

Does she even have any supporters?

Enough to keep her OnlyFans going and her grotesque Death Star Trench of a snatch aired out under cheap Temu cosplay in her depressing master bedroom.

Maybe the few humans that consistently bring her posts to the top of r/comics.

There are people who will updoot anything with rightthink on preddit, just in the hope of gathering their own karma back.