Containment What If?

[Konstantinos]

Don't mean to sound macabre, but what if Barb had died in the house fire? What if Chris was out on his lonesome now and he had to find a place to live, food to eat, etc. without the aid of his mom?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Don't mean to sound macabre, but what if Barb had died in the house fire? What if Chris was out on his lonesome now and he had to find a place to live, food to eat, etc. without the aid of his mom?

Then he'd go to Rocky and say "Look, I know I rejected our lord and savior Jesus Christ for being a troll, and I only come to you when I need something, but... I need something." And Rocky would help.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Had Bob still been alive, what would the non-ween trolling have turned into beyond the "Calling Out" saga? (I'm not asking for specific trolling plans though)

IRL, it was pretty much called off when Bob died, IIRC.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Then he'd go to Rocky and say "Look, I know I rejected our lord and savior Jesus Christ for being a troll, and I only come to you when I need something, but... I need something." And Rocky would help.

No, he'd explain it like this: I HAVE AUTISM! MAKE HELP HAPPEN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And Rocky would help.

 

[José Mourinho]

Had Bob still been alive, what would the non-ween trolling have turned into beyond the "Calling Out" saga? (I'm not asking for specific trolling plans though)

IRL, it was pretty much called off when Bob died, IIRC.

Probably more exposing of some moar trolls like Clyde Cash to the point of ridiculousness...?

 

[Randall Fragg]

What if Chris has a personality disorder?
He has some characteristics of Histrionic Personality Disorder, as defined by the World Health Orginazation as: "Personality disorder characterized by shallow and labile affectivity, self-dramatization, theatricality, exaggerated expression of emotions, suggestibility, egocentricity, self-indulgence, lack of consideration for others, easily hurt feelings, and continuous seeking for appreciation, excitement and attention."

He also has some characteristics of Dependent Personality Disorder,
Defined by the World Health Orginazation as "Personality disorder characterized by pervasive passive reliance on other people to make one's major and minor life decisions, great fear of abandonment, feelings of helplessness and incompetence, passive compliance with the wishes of elders and others, and a weak response to the demands of daily life. Lack of vigour may show itself in the intellectual or emotional spheres; there is often a tendency to transfer responsibility to others."

Of course, anyone can be said to have anything. Personally, I have no real psychological training so I'm not qualified to make any sort of diagnosis. What do you guys think?

 

[BT 075]

What if Chris has a personali
ty disorder?
He has some characteristics of Histrionic Personality Disorder, as defined by the World Health Orginazation as: "Personality disorder characterized by shallow and labile affectivity, self-dramatization, theatricality, exaggerated expression of emotions, suggestibility, egocentricity, self-indulgence, lack of consideration for others, easily hurt feelings, and continuous seeking for appreciation, excitement and attention."

He also has some characteristics of Dependent Personality Disorder,
Defined by the World Health Orginazation as "Personality disorder characterized by pervasive passive reliance on other people to make one's major and minor life decisions, great fear of abandonment, feelings of helplessness and incompetence, passive compliance with the wishes of elders and others, and a weak response to the demands of daily life. Lack of vigour may show itself in the intellectual or emotional spheres; there is often a tendency to transfer responsibility to others."

Of course, anyone can be said to have anything. Personally, I have no real psychological training so I'm not qualified to make any sort of diagnosis. What do you guys think?

There's nothing about Chris that cannot be explained by stupidity, autism and lousy parenting. No need to slap a whole bunch of other labels on the poor guy. He's crippled plenty by the issues he already has.

 

[DeckardBane]

What if there was a convention based on Chris. With panels of various Christorical Figures and maybe the big man himself.
Also what would be the name of the convention because I can't think anything besides Sonichu Mid-Atlantic or PickleCon.

 

[Konstantinos]

What if there was a convention based on Chris? With panels of various Christorical Figures and maybe the big man himself.
Also what would be the name of the convention because I can't think anything besides Sonichu Mid-Atlantic or PickleCon.

Chris being Chris, he might promise he'd show up on Facebook but then shit himself and do nothing. Then he'd give some bs reason for not being able to come like "stress." Sad to say, not even Chris's bloated ego could convince him to get off his ass and go and see something like that. Besides, if any of the more infamous Christorical figures where there (I.e, Clash, Alec Leary Benson) he would probably get discouraged and not show up.

If there was a Chris convention though, I think it should be called something like "CWC Con."

 

[Meeko]

Chris being Chris, he might promise he'd show up on Facebook but then shit himself and do nothing. Then he'd give some bs reason for not being able to come like "stress." Sad to say, not even Chris's bloated ego could convince him to get off his ass and go and see something like that. Besides, if any of the more infamous Christorical figures where there (I.e, Clash, Alec Leary Benson) he would probably get discouraged and not show up.

If there was a Chris convention though, I think it should be called something like "CWC Con."

He'd probably go if it was held locally, but that's still an if type of situation. The old Chris would have gone, but the new Chris would be too wary unless someone promised him a lot of money to attend for the exact reason Konstantinos said. He'd be too afraid that he'd get trolled or something.

The dealer's room would be an interesting sight. You'd probably have a booth selling nothing but Fanta.

 

[Marvin]

Oh, if we were dedicated, we could absolutely drag Chris to a convention within the radius of a few states, at least. Really, it all just depends on how much we want it to happen.

 

[DeckardBane]

Oh, if we were dedicated, we could absolutely drag Chris to a convention within the radius of a few states, at least. Really, it all just depends on how much we want it to happen.

Here's a thought, who could we get to show up BESIDES Chris. I think Liquid Chris would probably show. Not so sure on Alec or any of the Asperpedia 4. And I think we'd have trouble getting Clyde to show up. And then there's people like Megan or Mary Lee Walsh or Michael Snyder who are just not going to come.
Also BlueSpike will be not allowed anywhere near the convention.

 

[Xarpho]

Here's a thought, who could we get to show up BESIDES Chris. I think Liquid Chris would probably show. Not so sure on Alec or any of the Asperpedia 4. And I think we'd have trouble getting Clyde to show up. And then there's people like Megan or Mary Lee Walsh or Michael Snyder who are just not going to come.
Also BlueSpike will be not allowed anywhere near the convention.

It would be trouble since we have trolls who prefer to stay anonymous and, Chris and Company aren't actors.

 

[Marvin]

Here's a thought, who could we get to show up BESIDES Chris. I think Liquid Chris would probably show. Not so sure on Alec or any of the Asperpedia 4. And I think we'd have trouble getting Clyde to show up. And then there's people like Megan or Mary Lee Walsh or Michael Snyder who are just not going to come.
Also BlueSpike will be not allowed anywhere near the convention.

Heh, I'd go, of course. Liquid and Kacey might come.

Maybe Clyde. We'd have to persuade him.

 

[DeckardBane]

Heh, I'd go, of course. Liquid and Kacey might come.

Maybe Clyde. We'd have to persuade him.

Also where would we hold it. I'd say we should probably get it as close to Castle CWC Skull as possible.
We could host it at PVCC . (jk)

 

[Cid Highwind]

Also where would we hold it. I'd say we should probably get it as close to Castle CWC Skull as possible.
We could host it at PVCC . (jk)

From what I understand, there's a fresh vacancy at 243 Ridge McIntire Road in Charlottesville. Seems like it might be a good place to hold a gathering in honor of Chris.

 

[Konstantinos]

Suppose this convention were to happen and Chris, through some miraculous bout of divine intervention, shows up. Naturally, he'd probably have to attend a panel to address his legions of adoring fans. How would that shake out? What, with him answering people's questions I mean.

Let's make the assumption that he can't just shit himself and do nothing or leave halfway through the panel.

 

[CatParty]

Suppose this convention were to happen and Chris, through some miraculous bout of divine intervention, shows up. Naturally, he'd probably have to attend a panel to address his legions of adoring fans. How would that shake out? What, with him answering people's questions I mean.

Let's make the assumption that he can't just shit himself and do nothing or leave halfway through the panel.

yeah he'd shit himself, do nothing and leave loooong before the panel

 

[DeckardBane]

Suppose this convention were to happen and Chris, through some miraculous bout of divine intervention, shows up. Naturally, he'd probably have to attend a panel to address his legions of adoring fans. How would that shake out? What, with him answering people's questions I mean.

Let's make the assumption that he can't just shit himself and do nothing or leave halfway through the panel.

I'd be kind of worried about A-Logs coming and ruining the whole ordeal. I think we should do this but with Chris:

I doubt anyone would try and shoot him but at least it would block eggs.

 

[OtterParty]

I doubt anyone would try and shoot him but at least it would block pennies.

Fixed