Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 22.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 82 29.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 39 13.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 94 33.5%

  • Total voters
    281
I've got to give it to Barneswalker, he threw the entire box of spaghetti at the wall in attempt to make something stick.

Kudos for a vigorous defence of his client, even if that defence is equal to stopping water from dripping out of a mesh screen.
Vigorous? He didn't even challenge probable cause, which would have been the go-to for any competent lawyer. Even Kayla's lawyer did that. That means he completely waived Nick's only real defense against the warrant to pursue pie in the sky bullshit that everyone but Barnes and Frei said was not going to work.
 
Redditors infesting cows is never a good thing, especially since they cannot help but cowtip and shitstir. look at what they did to King Cobra
Redditors also have a very low bar for what's factual and what's not, making shit up is the norm over there.

Kinda like Nick says about us, heh, but in reality. I don't really want to have to deal with reddit more. They've already got that STMS reddit which is full of stupidity.
 
We need Geno Samuel to make a Nick Rekieta: A Comprehensive History

Sociopathic Zoomer Redditors NEED to know about Nick
No, Redditors are scum. They'll think Nick is evil which he is and then see themselves as the saviours of his KEEEEEDZ which they are not. It's very common for Reddit scum to weaponise CPS and SWAT calls because "no bad tactics only bad targets" bullshit. This thread has a highish average age (and IMO intelligence too), therefore so far we've only had to deal with one rogue nonce that was banned, who was also a paying member of skelly's LOCALS chat. Imagine scum Redditors. Hell no.
 
Redditors infesting cows is never a good thing, especially since they cannot help but cowtip and shitstir. look at what they did to King Cobra
Possibly, but cobes is a harmless weirdo and I feel bad about him getting fucked with

Nick's a bad guy so I wouldn't care either way. I guess I'd feel bad about Nick's kids being involved mostly so that'd be the deciding factor against it

You guys are right
 
you cannot look at the totality of the circumstances and tell me Minnesota factually has a legal system.
I'm pretty sure Hammurabi would be able to adjudicate better than Minnesota when it comes to restraining orders and social media (among many possible comparisons). "So this twitter thing is basically clay tablets sent instantly? So you don't have to pay a courier and the message arrives almost as soon as you sent it, interesting. Yeah that sounds like it violates the restraining order."
 
Nick's a bad guy so I wouldn't care either way. I guess I'd feel bad about Nick's kids being involved mostly so that'd be the deciding factor against it
This is why you DON'T get redditors involved;
No, Redditors are scum. They'll think Nick is evil which he is and then see themselves as the saviours of his KEEEEEDZ which they are not. It's very common for Reddit scum to weaponise CPS and SWAT calls because "no bad tactics only bad targets" bullshit.

They'd probably get so self absorbed and into hating Nick, they'd start one of those crazy subreddits dedicated to hating him, organizing swattings and shit. Fuck that noise.

The worst part is they wouldn't even be funny while doing it, which is one of the greatest benefits of reading this thread.
 
This thread has a highish average age (and IMO intelligence too),

I just want to watch my favourite retards online and have more than ape intelligence to know that poking a retard with a stick for fun will eventually run them off.

I'm pretty sure Hammurabi would be able to adjudicate better than Minnesota when it comes to restraining orders and social media (among many possible comparisons). "So this twitter thing is basically clay tablets sent instantly? So you don't have to pay a courier and the message arrives almost as soon as you sent it, interesting. Yeah that sounds like it violates the restraining order."

You make Hammurabi sound a lot more relaxed than the impression I got of him from history lectures. I would have expected something more akin to:

'He used FOUL SORCERY to talk to the ONE PERSON I told him NOT TO!?!?!? CUT OFF HIS TONGUE AND BALLS!'
 
Nick's been quiet on Twitter recently, only replying to people talking about the turtleboy interview:

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Has Nick been successfully muzzled by The Toe?
 
No, Redditors are scum. They'll think Nick is evil which he is and then see themselves as the saviours of his KEEEEEDZ which they are not. It's very common for Reddit scum to weaponise CPS and SWAT calls because "no bad tactics only bad targets" bullshit. This thread has a highish average age (and IMO intelligence too), therefore so far we've only had to deal with one rogue nonce that was banned, who was also a paying member of skelly's LOCALS chat. Imagine scum Redditors. Hell no.
Yes, here people try to censor the kids, on reddit they wouldn't bother.

Nick's been quiet on Twitter recently, only replying to people talking about the turtleboy interview:

Has Nick been successfully muzzled by The Toe?
He probably realised his error with repeatedly tagging Aaron. I haven't seen him deny it or mock people pointing it out.
 
The Aaron tag tweets are still up
Well, yeah, he knows deleting won't matter, people archive anything of value that he tweets. Plus it's admitting it's bad. Better to pretend it didn't happen... I mean, best of all options, it's bad no matter what.

He'll downplay it later, when he can figure out a good way to do it. I guess "it was a mistake" would work but then he has to admit he made a mistake and that's not good for his ego.
 
Is Aaron and Nick irrelevant to most people unless one of them gets arrested?
Meme, Sean, Mindset, and even PPP (though I fully expect him to cover Nick tonight) have all expressed that Nick is exhausting. I imagine they're as frustrated and tired as we are.

Andrew Legal Mindset gave up on Nick MONTHS ago
Mindset has proven to be the most strategic LawTube streamer of his moderate size. He leaps on every bigish story and doesn't seem to care about attaching himself any particular community. His streams are seldom over 90 minutes and well planned out. This means he avoids getting himself into trouble. See how easy it is, Nick?
 
Mindset has proven to be the most strategic LawTube streamer of his moderate size. He leaps on every bigish story and doesn't seem to care about attaching himself any particular community. His streams are seldom over 90 minutes and well planned out. This means he avoids getting himself into trouble. See how easy it is, Nick?
Also Mindset's proven to have a social life outside Youtube and law stuff.
See how easy it is, Nick? (To not be GAY, or try to run polycules, or do anything else weird and unnecessary.)
 
This is why you DON'T get redditors involved;


They'd probably get so self absorbed and into hating Nick, they'd start one of those crazy subreddits dedicated to hating him, organizing swattings and shit. Fuck that noise.

The worst part is they wouldn't even be funny while doing it, which is one of the greatest benefits of reading this thread.
Behead Redditors. Dose Redditors with 25kg of cocaine. Metabolise Redditors into pond scum. Squeeze Redditors into gas chromatography needles. Suffocade Redditors in a Petri dish. Pulversise Redditors. Spin Reddit babies in a centrifuge. Sputter coat Redditors with molten glass. Decontaminate Redditors in nitric acid. Drown Redditors in a pond. Strap a steel toe Balldo to Reditor's scrote. Force Redditors to watch Nick Rekieta streams 24/7.
 
Who made the Big Iron AI parody with PPP, Warski, and Aaron. I have a possible request.

No, Redditors are scum. They'll think Nick is evil which he is and then see themselves as the saviours of his KEEEEEDZ which they are not. It's very common for Reddit scum to weaponise CPS and SWAT calls because "no bad tactics only bad targets" bullshit. This thread has a highish average age (and IMO intelligence too), therefore so far we've only had to deal with one rogue nonce that was banned, who was also a paying member of skelly's LOCALS chat. Imagine scum Redditors. Hell no.
I like how that quote will be MovieBob’s only real legacy. Just how mask off and ugly he is, people on his “side” don’t really disagree with him. They just hate that he openly said it. It’s confirmation of the Sam Hyde quote.

Nick had his own with that whole “those are privileges I gave to others” where he openly admits to being a hypocrite. He wants to bludgeon you while you can’t fight back. It’s why he gets angry with Sean and others calling him out. He forgave Ethan Ralph and uses him as a weapon after Ralph corroborated that Kayla was a whore and called his kids retarded. Anyone else? He cries about his family.
 
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Well, yeah, he knows deleting won't matter, people archive anything of value that he tweets. Plus it's admitting it's bad. Better to pretend it didn't happen... I mean, best of all options, it's bad no matter what.

He'll downplay it later, when he can figure out a good way to do it. I guess "it was a mistake" would work but then he has to admit he made a mistake and that's not good for his ego.

Are we laying odds on 'It was a little goof' or 'excuseable error'?

Nick seems to be borrowing from Greee's bag of tricks recently--however, to less effect, recently.

Also Mindset's proven to have a social life outside Youtube and law stuff.
See how easy it is, Nick? (To not be GAY, or try to run polycules, or do anything else weird and unnecessary.)

Nick Rekieta told me it was only with FAT CHICKS!
 
No, Redditors are scum. They'll think Nick is evil which he is and then see themselves as the saviours of his KEEEEEDZ which they are not. It's very common for Reddit scum to weaponise CPS and SWAT calls because "no bad tactics only bad targets" bullshit. This thread has a highish average age (and IMO intelligence too), therefore so far we've only had to deal with one rogue nonce that was banned, who was also a paying member of skelly's LOCALS chat. Imagine scum Redditors. Hell no.
Look what they did to H3. Those animals would eat Nick alive. I don't think even Nick deserves that.
 
Are we laying odds on 'It was a little goof' or 'excuseable error'?

Nick seems to be borrowing from Greee's bag of tricks recently--however, to less effect, recently.
I mean, what else could he say? If he did it on purpose it's even worse. He really fucked up on this one.
Nick Rekieta told me it was only with FAT CHICKS!
Barnes suggested the only reason someone would go to Asia is for sex with children, weird thing for him to say, I hope he never went to Asia.
 
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