Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    672
I don’t know why the courts would even waste their time with this lover’s spat. Nick hasn’t been anywhere near Aaron or anyone who associates with him since their breakup. These two go tit for tat, either directly or indirectly, every time the smallest morsel of drama comes out. As far as I can tell Nick does not engage with Aaron or anyone adjacent to him outside of these dust-ups, and it never involves his personal social media like Facebook or Instagram where his family is likely to see it.

Nick deserves every feltening he gets but the idea that Minnesota is some lawless shithole because a judge doesn’t want to waste his time and the public treasury on two gay men gossiping about each other on the internet is silly.

You're right on all counts, but stretch your conclusion to include this gay ass restraining order against Aaron. Using the courts to resolve this harms everyone involved, including the Minnesota court system.
 
Has Nick been successfully muzzled by The Toe?
CUCKED
SODOMIZED
DENIED
MUZZLED
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Well, yeah, he knows deleting won't matter, people archive anything of value that he tweets.
Ummmm.... yes?

I mean, let's hope so anyways.

Some people here were getting really fucking lazy about that shit until AR finally stepped in and put his foot down.

(Ironically enough, I have been conditioned to do it thanks to Weebwars. All that shit went to Ty, and he just ended up wiping his ass with it. Maybe Aaron, or somebody else, will be less incompetent than Ty Beard).
 
Assuming Aaron files the violations with the Sheriff's Office over the weekend/today (somehow my gut feeling is he's too dumb to actually notify anyone) what mechanism would alert us its been handled?

Does a notice go out or do they just send a dude to go slap cuffs on Nick generating an arrest report?

I assume the Stearnes (sp?) County of Kandiyohi County intake booking record?

Ummmm.... yes?

I mean, let's hope so anyways.

Some people here were getting really fucking lazy about that shit until AR finally stepped in and put his foot down.

(Ironically enough, I have been conditioned to do it thanks to Weebwars. All that shit went to Ty, and he just ended up wiping his ass with it. Maybe Aaron, or somebody else, will be less incompetent than Ty Beard).

I too learned at the same school. It was wild how much would have been lost.
 
No, Redditors are scum. They'll think Nick is evil which he is and then see themselves as the saviours of his KEEEEEDZ which they are not. It's very common for Reddit scum to weaponise CPS and SWAT calls because "no bad tactics only bad targets" bullshit. This thread has a highish average age (and IMO intelligence too).
We are also more handsome and prettier too.

Nick is practically Reddit incarnate. If he hadn't have pretended to be a chud for years, he'd be queen of the Aaron Imholte snark sub reddit.
 
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I could actually see this. Aaron grew up playing contact sports and did normal guy things growing up. Him having the mindset of "you get your licks in, I get mine, but we don't go too far as trying to kill each other, and we all make money", makes sense

Like honestly, if he just did this just for a piece of fucking paper meant to tweak Nick's nose a bit, that's gonna be really lame.
We can't forget Aaron likes himself a radioman, I could see him unfortunately *still* treating this like stage beef
 
I wonder what his excuse will be for not streaming this week. Over the past two weeks, he’s only gone live three times. Without a consistent streaming schedule, it's hard to argue that Aaron did more damage to the "Rekieta Media" brand than Rekieta himself—who seems simply too lazy to put any work.
If he can get the RO tossed, blame Aaron for making him spend all his time talking to his lawyer about it
 
I wonder what his excuse will be for not streaming this week. Over the past two weeks, he’s only gone live three times. Without a consistent streaming schedule, it's hard to argue that Aaron did more damage to the "Rekieta Media" brand than Rekieta himself—who seems simply too lazy to put any work.
His legs refuse to keep getting him out of the bed, there's nothign he can do about it, so he just stays in bed and huffs some more nitrus while browsing twitter.
 
I wonder what his excuse will be for not streaming this week. Over the past two weeks, he’s only gone live three times. Without a consistent streaming schedule, it's hard to argue that Aaron did more damage to the "Rekieta Media" brand than Rekieta himself—who seems simply too lazy to put any work.
Well you see Sir, revenge plotting takes many hours, especially when you must take breaks to pace and punch yourself in the head.
 
Once again nothing happens and Nick is shown to be untouchable. How deep does the rabbit hole go????
And yet here he is building yet again another mighty tower using the remains of his calcified coked out brain glued together with Aaron's goo. Give it time, my friend. Aaron is just one part of his great plan.

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Well you see Sir, revenge plotting takes many hours, especially when you must take breaks to pace and punch yourself in the head.
Trust the plan!
 
Minnesota is a clown show with selectively enforced laws with no actual meaningful protection for the population. It is the definition of anarcho-tyranny.
Indeed. This isn't even mentioning their traffic law system which appears to essentially not exist. Balldo has four traffic tickets which he has not paid and has faced no consequences for it. He appears not to have been tested for alcohol or drugs in any of these traffic stops, and we have seen what condition he is at 4am in the morning.

It begs the question as to whether a US State can be a lolcow.

They'd probably get so self absorbed and into hating Nick, they'd start one of those crazy subreddits dedicated to hating him, organizing swattings and shit
Nick is very fortunate that the ONA Pests are not interested in him. He and Pat are very similar cows now.
 
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