Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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    Votes: 550 15.6%
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    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

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I'm thinking she might actually be A-sexual. Her whole attitude towards it all is very much a prepubescent girl spitting out a bunch of BS to impress her friends when she a) has no idea what she's talking about b)she's not ready for any of it yet.

There's this old video of her where she talks about her being a lesbian, and she was talking about some comments calling her a lesbian because she couldn't get any men to like her. She went on and on about how she can get PLENTY of men, men try to talk to her all the time whenever she goes out, etc. In many of her videos, actually, she mentions how this man was hitting on her, staring at her, etc. Anyways, instead of saying how she is sexually attracted to females, she is always defending the fact that she can get with men if she wants, so I think she might not really have any preference at all, but has super low self-esteem, so is always trying to prove to everybody how people find her to be attractive and totally BAE. It is not preference driven at all, IMO.

And there was the whole no sex with Crystal thing. She did get intimate with Destiny, but whenever she talked about it, she was super awkward, didn't seem very much into it, and seemed to always quote from her stupid tween books than speak her own actual thoughts (there's this one vlog, shot right after she filmed her famous rape accusation video, where she says that D and herself are going to the
"film sex tag, lesbian edition thoooo. Because everyone has sex. But I like to call it makinggg loveee", in the most awkward, second-hand embarrassment way ever).

Everything I've seen makes me believe that she really isn't interested in any gender, really. Sort of like how MJ just wanted to be a forever child. She leeches to girls however for the free meal ticket, ride, caretaker, etc. since they are easier to manipulate than men.

Bingo: "She leeches to girls however for the free meal ticket, ride, caretaker, etc. since they are easier to manipulate than men."
 
Dana "didn't have time" to take a new puppy to the vet for an entire month? If you have time to waddle around Ross, you can find time to take your puppy to the vet. And who doesn't take a new animal, regardless of age, to get checked out right away? That should be done within the first few days.

Ugh these landwhales disgust me so fucking much. All they think about is food and other shit while their pets are suffering.
 
If ANY of Dana and Dustin's animals had been taken to the vet, she would have known that they would need to be taken back to the vet for the next round of shots in about a month. She said they had seen the vet and would be taken back in six months. Six months! They're puppies. :powerlevel: When I was late taking my Yorkie puppy to the vet for her second round, the vet called to inform me that they would have to start over with her puppy shots. I was only a few days late.:powerlevel:

These people are like children. They have no business owning a goldfish, much less cats or dogs. Also, if they're going to lie about taking the animals to the vet, they should at least have enough sense to Google how taking puppies or kittens to the vet actually works. Puppies have to see the vet for a series of shots and boosters once a month for several months.

So are all of these puppies male? If so, in a very short time, that trailer is going to smell like the pits of hell from all of the competitive marking that's going to be happening.
 
If ANY of Dana and Dustin's animals had been taken to the vet, she would have known that they would need to be taken back to the vet for the next round of shots in about a month. She said they had seen the vet and would be taken back in six months. Six months! They're puppies. :powerlevel: When I was late taking my Yorkie puppy to the vet for her second round, the vet called to inform me that they would have to start over with her puppy shots. I was only a few days late.:powerlevel:

These people are like children. They have no business owning a goldfish, much less cats or dogs. Also, if they're going to lie about taking the animals to the vet, they should at least have enough sense to Google how taking puppies or kittens to the vet actually works. Puppies have to see the vet for a series of shots and boosters once a month for several months.

So are all of these puppies male? If so, in a very short time, that trailer is going to smell like the pits of hell from all of the competitive marking that's going to be happening.
With our puppy we only had to do four months of shots and boosters, 3 for parvo/distemper/etc and then after three months of that a rabies shot.

I'm really curious where the 6 months came from, do they think puppies are like people? And even if they only went through a vaccine clinic, the people there should be super adamant about puppies getting what they need, especially so many. The vaccine clinic we went too was like that and we only had the one puppy.
 
Ugh these landwhales disgust me so fucking much. All they think about is food and other shit while their pets are suffering.
Yeah and her dickriders will praise her and say shes a good pet Mother when really is was people calling her out on it for MONTHS about it, here and in YT comments and YN streams.
 
These fat redneck fucks are actual deplorable human beings. I wish there was something we could do about these animals. I think Destiny's the ringmaster behind the animal hoarding. I'm sure it doesn't help that the other people (AL and Dana) are also terrible. But Amberlynn didn't start the animal hoarding till she left Krystle's and moved in with Destiny. and now it seems Dana is accumulating more animals in her trailer.

I'm on the fence if Amberlynn is even a lesbian or just a parasite. Those who've been following her for ages, what is the consensus?

And agreed with the discussion here from everyone else. The consensus here is that she's a leech. She's caretaker-sexual (very IF on the sexual part). At her size I doubt she has a libido, combined with her supposed mental health issues. She'll go for anyone who she can use and take care of her.
 
now now I finally understand why there so many unwanted and uncared-for animals down south. I always hear about these Caravans of animals coming out of Kentucky, Tennessee, South Carolina, Alabama xcetera. Now I know why. There are people down there that still think animals don't have to go to the vet. They are just scumbags.
 
And agreed with the discussion here from everyone else. The consensus here is that she's a leech. She's caretaker-sexual (very IF on the sexual part). At her size I doubt she has a libido, combined with her supposed mental health issues. She'll go for anyone who she can use and take care of her.
I should've rephrased it as a gay-for-pay-type of deal +caretaker benefits, as being a mooch is a given. :P

It's good to hear that they've been shamed into taking the pets to the vet. The animals are probably going to have behavior issues from being taken away from their mom's so young, plus lack of attention and training... Hopefully the vet mentions something considering how young they are.
 
now now I finally understand why there so many unwanted and uncared-for animals down south. I always hear about these Caravans of animals coming out of Kentucky, Tennessee, South Carolina, Alabama xcetera. Now I know why. There are people down there that still think animals don't have to go to the vet. They are just scumbags.

I live near one of those states and have friends that do animal rescue. They to basically take care of these states, foster the animals and then drive many hours to take the animals to good home up north. A whole network of people work to transport the animals to good homes when needed - it's nice to see.

It's mostly the lack of spaying/neutering that causes the problem. It's also the fact you have almost no oversight for pets in rural areas, in cities and most populated areas you are required to have licenses and proof of vaccines for your pets. At best down south you have a $10 dog tax with no requirements except money to pay the fee and most of these assholes wouldn't even bother doing that. Kentucky is a prime example. Don't get me started on the ghetto areas with all the abused and neglected pitbulls that a bunch of idiots equate the dog to having a gun for "protection" and cred.

(I now appreciate so much that old Bob Barker dude on Price is Right when I was a kid reminding people to fix their pets at the end of each show. They should make it a mandatory message at the end of every dumb game show popular among rednecks, to bad spaying/neutering humans can't be added to it as well.)
 

Big gay Al gives advice on overcoming binge eating disorder while eating chips and salsa on camera.

Interestingly, she answers a snap that shows concern for her frivolous spending by saying that she pays her own bills, gives her friends gas money, spends what's left over and puts some money away for savings. Where the hell is all this money coming from?
 
$100 says Becky is or has already started moving in. The relationship is "very serious" and "all will be revealed soon". Maybe that's why we've been treated to this new angle. Another $100 says she's not wearing pants because she could have easily gotten up and moved the vacuum, GORL.
 
Her videos are the same script as her YouNow:

-Bullshit
-Taking too long to answer one question so that she doesn't have to answer others
-Going off on a breathy tangent about how strong of a person she is, how selfless she is, etc.
-Random animal comes in, usually begs for either food or attention ("OOOOHHHH, IT WANTS TO SNUGGLE, OOOHHHH NOOOOO, IT CAN'T HAVE NONE O' DISSSS")
-More bullshit
-Crocodile tears
-:hambone:
-Shady, shoehorned, stupidly-veiled passive aggression toward Dustin (4x)
-Obnoxious, shoehorned, shameless dickriding for TRISHA
-Pats self on bulbous head for "acts of pure kindness and great generosity", (translation: I offered to pay for gas for these people that drive my enormous ass four hours back and forth to eat more food and buy more stupid shit because I can't be bothered to learn how to drive myself), is really just a rare display of common fucking sense and/or courtesy
-Awkward silence (19x)
-:sub:
-TRISHAAAAAA :'(:'(:'(
-Cries a little more or gets irritated before logging off to crash into hibernation until the next time

Amberlynn. This is your CAREER, BY YOUR OWN CHOICE.
Do it RIGHT, put some fucking EFFORT, you stupid, goddamn cow.

If she wasn't so evasive and gaslight-y, (which she's still too stupid to pull off, anyway), or maybe if she actually told the truth every so often, there would be less for us to judge.

Like, she shouldn't get so butthurt when people express concern for her animals, finances, etc. She flaunts those things without a second thought, forgets to edit out something that would indicate neglect to her viewers, then fucks off in a huff with no further word on the subject without an attitude or another BIG FATlie later on.
 
I love how her reasons for not getting the same car as Trisha Paytas is because she doesn't drive and she doesn't think she'll fit. How about the fact that a fucking G-wagon starts, for the basic model at around $120K. Who does she think she is fooling? She's buying $3 chokers and went on and on about how expensive her $40 foundation was but she acts like the car costing over six figures has nothing to do with why she wouldn't buy it. By the way if you can't fit into a mid sized SUV it's time to just give up. I mean really.
 
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